It’s great to be back in a Cub uniform,and I can’t wait to get another free piz…oh shit wrong Jimmy.Fuck this
Irregular Joe
on May 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Any truth to the rumor that Lassie will be giving post-game interviews from the shower at Spin?
Goat ban at Wrigley
on May 15, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Do I carry over to all animals, excluding those assisting blind people? Will a doctor’s note saying Jim needs his dog nearby for “emotional” assistance bypass the rule?
Lineups
on May 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Jody Garrett – CF
Iguchi – 2B
The Giles that is apparently still on steroids – RF
Adrian Gonzalez – 1B
Kouzmanoff – 3B
Chip Caray’s Blond Fantasy – SS
Somebody McAnulty – LF
Somebody Carlin – C
Greggie – P
Alf – LF
The Riot – SS (I thought the point of signing Edmonds was to put Kosuke #2?)
MV Lee – 1B
E-ramis – 3B
Fukkake – RF
Lassie – CF
Ron Ce – 2B
Hank White – C
Dumpster – P
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I like being in the rear….of the lineup.
Common Sense
on May 15, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Why did we go after a left handed bat just to stick him right behind the other lefty in the lineup?
Dusty
on May 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Dude, you gotta bat Edmonds leadoff – he’s the centerfielder!
RV
on May 15, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I would rather have Hunter Pert in the lineup than Lassie.
Sweet Lou
on May 15, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I MAKE OUT THE #)$#()*$# LINEUPS!!!
PETA
on May 15, 2008 at 12:56 pm
First you bring back foie gras. And now Lassie’s in town? Despicable, just despicable.
Edmonds response at Wrigley
on May 15, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Lloyd Braun
on May 15, 2008 at 1:06 pm
8 years, 45 mildo? I guess I don’t need to sell any more computers.
Andy Masur
on May 15, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I still don’t know how to shut up, do I?
Irregular Joe
on May 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Here’s hoping Greggie does us one last favor and beans that flamer with the first pitch he sees as a Cub.
Chief Illiniwek
on May 15, 2008 at 1:12 pm
This is going to be an interesting game cast.
Gay people
on May 15, 2008 at 1:13 pm
What’s your problem with us, Joe?
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm
You guys think Sosa was an a$$hole in the club house? You haven’t seen anything yet.
Josh Cockhand
on May 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Go the distance jimmy ..hiccup
Irish Yeti
on May 15, 2008 at 1:15 pm
All Jim needs to clear up his problem is a simple prescription.
Boystown
on May 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Jim we’ve seen plenty of your asshole tee-hee
UPS delivery man
on May 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m here with your soap on a rope rush deliveries.
Irregular Joe
on May 15, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Just this one. No general offense intended.
Wayne Messmer
on May 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Breeeeeve!
Stupid kids that should be in school
on May 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I pledge allegiance……
Gob Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I’ve made a huge mistake
Andy Dolan
on May 15, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Does Edmonds get to use the home clubhouse? TJ and I were wondering last night if they wouldn’t have him dress in the old one under the left field bleachers. It’d be kind of nice to see the team had down the dugout steps after wins with Jim wandering down the foul line.
Seven douches
on May 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Wearing E-D-M-O-N-D-S on their chests.
I’m sure it’s a mixture of face paint and semen.
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Actually the only way to get to the foul pole is to go down the foul line so it all works out
D. Lee
on May 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I am playing angry today. Edmonds tried to touch me in the showers.
Dave B
on May 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
SD has only one lefty and he threw nearly 50 pitches last night, so there is no threat of a lefty in the pen today.
Outs
on May 15, 2008 at 1:23 pm
We’ve been loud.
Don't hit it to me!!!
on May 15, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I am Jim Edmonds
.178 BA
on May 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Now that looks puny.
Lou
on May 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I mentioned in the pre-game presser that The Riot has been hot in the 2-spot and I didn’t want to mess with it right now.
Maddux
on May 15, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Pfffttt…Dempster needed 9 pitches to get out of an inning? I only need 4.
Thats how a hall of famer does it.
The Cubs
on May 15, 2008 at 1:31 pm
4 pitches, 3 outs…is that good?
Dusty Baker
on May 15, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Go get em dudes
Estimated Time of Game
on May 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
1 hour fifteen minutes
lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 1:35 pm
How did I not dive there?
Lou
on May 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Patience is a virtue today, boys.
Now get him over and get him in.
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
#44
Did you say to bend him over and stick it in?
Assholes
on May 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm
We’re standing and clapping?
Dave B
on May 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Listening on the radio, sounds like a feeble welcome.
PPE
on May 15, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Lame.
Baserunning
on May 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Not so good.
Those without game access
on May 15, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Really, no widespread booing? That was the only thing I looked forward to after the announcement.
Dave B
on May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Stop the game and give him the ball (Lassie, not Rammy).
.178 BA
on May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Is the camera on me?
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I am now batting 1.000 as a Cub. Do I get any love yet?
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I have never made an out as a Cub.
Maddog
on May 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I planned that wild pitch!!
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Holy Shih Tzu
Len
on May 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Did I just wonder if Greg knew that the ball would bounce off the bricks back to the catcher?
Jesus Christ. He’s good, but he’s not fucking prescient.
Not bad baserunning
on May 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Just crappy luck. 99 out of a 100 times, the ball does not bounce back to the catcher, and there is more time for ramirez to get in
Random Edmonds Question
on May 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Was he in the Mitchell Report?
Hank
on May 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Time to break this one open.
Andy
on May 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Edmonds wasn’t in the Mitchell Report. The AIDS cocktail of drugs aren’t banned yet.
Jody Gerut
on May 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Wheeeeee!
Maddux
on May 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I am dodging bullets left and right.
Jody Gerut
on May 15, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Aliens have taken over my body and sent me back to torture the Cubs.
Hank
on May 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm
no soy bueno
.178 BA
on May 15, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Is anyone else sleepy?
Brewers
on May 15, 2008 at 1:51 pm
We are losing again. This time without our bullpen blowing it for us.
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Gerut has done more series than the total he did as a Cub. Oh how…
George Carlin
on May 15, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I taught my kid to hate baseball, but you know how they all rebel….
Dave B
on May 15, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Shit, i was gonna leave work at 3 and go watch the rest of the game, but it may be over by then.
Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I’ve thrown as many pitches all game as Maddux threw last inning. Score some runs, dammit.
J. Gerut
on May 15, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I almost completely forgot I ever played for this team (the Ucbs).
ALL the corners
on May 15, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Greggie gets them all.
Hey 78
on May 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I am Greg Maddux, BITCH!
Hey 74 re:78
on May 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Im still a few posts away
DoggieStalker
on May 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Can I watch yet?
Sheets
on May 15, 2008 at 2:03 pm
6.1 IP, 6 ER on 9 H.
I am probably hurt, thus the numbers.
berkeleycubfan
on May 15, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Hey 74, slow down, you’re traveling faster than the speed of light!
Hey 74
on May 15, 2008 at 2:04 pm
count all the posts first, then post.
Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm
1 H, 0 ER, 5 Ks, 0 BB, and 37 (?!?!) pitches.
ryan dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Just call me Sy. No joke.
Ryan Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Someday I’ll come back to earth.
Hey post #282
on May 15, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Go fuck yourself!
Hey #74
on May 15, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I’m Ryan Dempster BITCH!
Almost time for the Curly Shuffle.
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. Hey Moe. Look at me. Look at me.
Hey Cubs
on May 15, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You don’t have any runs yet. Thats a problem for Dempster in about one more inning.
Derrek Lee
on May 15, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I’m hitting .180 in May. I could probably use a day off.
Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:11 pm
This is kind of a big spot for me, isn’t it?
Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:12 pm
This is kind of a big spot for me, isn’t it?
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
That’s about right.
Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Ha! GIDP.
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 2:13 pm
That’s about right.
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I really screwed the pooch there
Switching back to TV
on May 15, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Santo is so boring.
dying_diehard
on May 15, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Santo may be boring but I still think that Pat is one of the best. Nobody else could possibly put up with Ron for that long each day. Pat does a great job of relaying the game while still finding time to get Santo all riled up.
79
on May 15, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I am a humor-less dick, huh?
I love Pat
on May 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Santo doesn’t get riled up, he’s just clueless.
77
on May 15, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Sheets is headed to the shelf.
Pat Hughes
on May 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm
*fart*
Demptster
on May 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I am dick-less humor, huh?
Maddog
on May 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Damn you Hank!! What did I ever do to you?
Dempster Batting
on May 15, 2008 at 2:25 pm
FEAR ME OGDENS!
Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm
That’s how you drive in runs.
Flying Pickle
on May 15, 2008 at 2:26 pm
5th inning. This is when Maddux gets tired. Brother…
Hank White
on May 15, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Greggie, you woke me up to make me watch film one too many times.
Dusty Baker
on May 15, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Thats great and all dudes but look how clogged the bases are now
Last Night
on May 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm
The S.D. TV announcers wondered if the Cubs were “just hitting the ball well, or if Peavy really wasn’t pitching well” after three straight laced base hits by Ramirez, Fukudome, and Soto.
Guess what the Northsiders ARE hitting.
Maddux
on May 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Any of you old nostalgists still want my BP-tossin’ ass?
berkeleycubfan
on May 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm
FUCKYEAH
Best Offense in Baseball
on May 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm
/punches Maddux in the face
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Sorry Greg, but some niccceee hitting from the Cubs
Pollyellon
on May 15, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Aw, why did mean ol Derrek Lee have to hit that double off of poor Greg Maddux? ):
Maddux
on May 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm
That was a stare-at-the-ground performance.
NSBB
on May 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Our moderators have now decided that anyone making a gay joke about Edmonds will receive a 24 hour ban.
I’m not even kidding.
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Now if Dempster can get past Gerut things are looking good
Can’t believe I just typed that
JH
on May 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I thought Edmonds had that one, actually. I would have stopped hating him for at least an hour.
NSBB
on May 15, 2008 at 2:39 pm
We run a tight ship
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I am the NSBB
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 2:42 pm
So 113 beastiality jokes still allowed I assume
Lassie Jokes
on May 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Where did my canine-loving humor originate from?
Sorry, I am a moran.
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:43 pm
What about Lesbian jokes?
117
on May 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
North Side Butt Bandit!?
NSBB
on May 15, 2008 at 2:44 pm
As long as it’s in the name of love
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Man love/Dog love?
Ronny Cedeno
on May 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I’m good.
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Anyone up for some clubhouse roughhousing?
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’ve only been on WGN Radio for ten seconds and I’m already spouting my Commie anti-war rants.
Five Tools
on May 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Slide Dempster, Slide
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I’m still alive?
Phil Donshue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm
still irrelavant after all these years.
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:53 pm
am I still relevant, at all?
Anti-war Rants
on May 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
We’re communist? I thought communists were pro war?
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Nope,Nope,Nope
Flying Pickle
on May 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Right. I forgot that there’s nobody else out there who’s against the war. Dummy.
Pollyellon
on May 15, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Hey guys,just dropping by to let you know I’m at the game in case you might have been looking for me.I had my phone lodged in my ass,but thankfully my head is right here with it.Go Greg!!
WGN TV
on May 15, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Phil showed up here this morning too. We played some interesting old clips from his show, including when Muhammed Ali came on.
Communists
on May 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Us pinkos are more into the state owning everything.
Private enterprise be damned!
Cards
on May 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
We lose the lead on a bad throw to third by Isringhausen
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Well I don’t remember that, but Jim Edmonds.
WGN
on May 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
We’re a Geriatric Network! Yay.
They are really into this 60 years thing, hug?
Izzy
on May 15, 2008 at 2:59 pm
At least you didn’t sign me doges
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 3:00 pm
will
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
You need to add 138 and 141 together
Reds and Red Birds
on May 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I believe the cubs have a patriotic duty as the only red, white, and blue wearing team in the central to kick the crap out of the commie loving Cards and Reds.
Izzy
on May 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm
thats like threve Phil
Phil Donahue
on May 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm
OK back into the time capsule.
Pow!
on May 15, 2008 at 3:03 pm
That’s how anti-war commies end that song.
Jason Isringhausen
on May 15, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Take me with you Phil
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Jayson bay just homered 8-5 Pirates… That sound you hear is Will Leitch falling from a tall building
146
on May 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Was that the echo of the three run dinger down at Bush!?
Big Time Asshat
on May 15, 2008 at 3:05 pm
When he lived here, people said he was cheap, and rude to everyone.
Chip's boyfriend
on May 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Remember when you guys wanted me? Would you still take me?
The Beege
on May 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Ahem Chip
Izzy
on May 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I just gave up a three-run bomb to Jason Bay in the 8th and a 5-4 lead had turned into 8-5 Buccos!!!
Ron Santo
on May 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I just cracked a peanut, but Pat cut the cheese.
Will Leitch
on May 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I am the _____ behind Deadspin, right?
Pirates
on May 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Hopefully our emotional comeback will leave us tired for our upcoming series.
Yes Will You are
on May 15, 2008 at 3:08 pm
and it p@sses the sh1t out of me
the Hawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:10 pm
156, I think at this point the Cubs can deal with the Pirates, even if they are on an emotional high.
Dave F Smith
on May 15, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Izzy,I am your father!!
Reed Johnson
on May 15, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I hope I’m on deck.
Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Pat and Ron’s complete game talk is sure to end my game!
158
on May 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm
After their last series, I’m not so sure. Confident, but not blindly.
Ryan Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Am I going to be the first Cub this season to pitch a CG (and an SHO to boot)?
"Jimmy"
on May 15, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I am an asshat.
theHawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Cedeno in the 8th with the bases full… good times
Felix PA
on May 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
You’re right Jim, Edmonds is the solution to the non existant problem.
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hahaha, I can’t believe you guys signed me.
Big Jim
on May 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
sabotage!
Jim Edmonds
on May 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Ive only left 7 on base,come on!
J Rod
on May 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I can’t believe the time has come where I am glad to see Cedeno at bat.
Reggie
on May 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Phil Donahue mentioned that the Wrigley fans booed me when I struck out. Who am I?
you are
on May 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm
reggie miller
Sweet Lou
on May 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I’ll leave #(*$#(* Edmonds in there to face a #(*$#(*& lefty if I *(#$#(*& want to!
Complete Game
on May 15, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Hey you owe the Bullpen
Dempster
on May 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Who saw me coming Biaatches! Nobody, and that’s why I lit a match on your shoe. 10 Ks for 10 toes.
Lilly - 11ks, Dempster -10k
on May 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm
These are the endtimes. The end is nigh.
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 3:21 pm
hey Demp come light my big toe,if you know what I mean
Luke Carlin and Paul McAnulty...
on May 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm
were on my American Legion team, I think. We finished 4-19.
Big Z
on May 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm
So this is what it’s like to have other starters in your rotation.
Raise your hand
on May 15, 2008 at 3:23 pm
If you thought Dempster was going to be a Starting Pitcher stud. Yeah, me neither.
Manhandler and Jackhammer
on May 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm
The Chicago bars where Lassie plans on celebrating today’s Cubs win.
Hey, Andy: Oleg and I were wondering what the Cubs’ win probability is now.
Dempster HR
on May 15, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If this happens, my head will ASSPLODE!
Signed
Ron Santo
Mouthbreathing Matt
on May 15, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Hey u guys,do you need another pitcher??
Steve Stone
on May 15, 2008 at 3:29 pm
How’s the probability up there?
theHawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
185, probably one more at the bottom of the rotation. Leave a message at the desk of any pitchers you might know
186
on May 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Probability high.
Visibility low.
Pat
on May 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Fasten those seatbelts!
Ozzie Guillen
on May 15, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Shut the f*ck up Stoney,mang
Howry
on May 15, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Why did I get up again? Why’s Lou F’n with me?
Lassie
on May 15, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Again,Woof
Hell In A Handbasket
on May 15, 2008 at 3:34 pm
The Cardinals going to us.
12
on May 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Dempster has never seen me. Will he see 13? 14?
Cards fans
on May 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm
F– this, its Meth season anyhoo
Pitt
on May 15, 2008 at 3:36 pm
has scored 11 runs today. Yay?
Cards
on May 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
We get red-hot Tampa Bay this weekend.
Hank White
on May 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Could a guy get a little bit of credit for calling this game? Just sayin’
Flashback
on May 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Typical Dempster ninth,the first 8 were aces though
Ozzie Guillen
on May 15, 2008 at 3:37 pm
goo job hank mang
Hank White
on May 15, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I don’t give a sh*t about you, Ozzie.
Sweet Lou
on May 15, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Don’t $#$#($# boo my appearances, you #(*$#(*#!
Complete Game
on May 15, 2008 at 3:38 pm
damn, thats gone
theHawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Also, if BC was worried about Houston, they’re down 6-0 in the 3rd. Lets make this easy, Kerry
Flashback
on May 15, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I am going to p1ss on Dempster any chance I get. I don’t care how well he pitches!
Scary Wood
on May 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm
They’re always easy unless I hit someone or give up a hr or get hurt
Complete Game
on May 15, 2008 at 3:41 pm
OK why is this a save situation at 4-0?
2 runners on with 1 out
on May 15, 2008 at 3:43 pm
= save situation with 4 run lead
Flying Pickle
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
207 – Because the tying run is on deck
theHawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Thats how you make it easy. Flappity Flap
Kid K
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
In the books doges
207
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Why does it matter? My fantasy team just picked up a save.
berkeleycubfan
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
hey hey, holy mackerel…
Cue the Steve
on May 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Go Cubs Go!
Cubs
on May 15, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Tied with the Snakes for most wins in the MLB!
theHawk
on May 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm
An over .500 homestand already guaranteed, and two full games up with 3 to come against the Pirates. Hopefully even Lassie wont derail this team.
Steve Goodman
on May 15, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Baseball season’s under way Well you better get ready for a brand new day Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They’re singing … (Chorus) Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say (repeat) They got the power, they got the speed To be the best in the National League Well this is the year and the Cubs are real So come on down to Wrigley Field. We’re singing now … (Chorus, repeat) Baseball time is here again You can catch it all on WGN So stamp your feet and clap your hands Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. You’re singing now … (Chorus, repeat)
2007 Brew Crew
on May 15, 2008 at 3:48 pm
At the end of the day on 5-15-2007, we were 25-14 and look how we turned out.
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on May 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I tell you…Kerry better get it together…11 pitches for 2 batters…what the hell..
218
on May 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I am a turd in the punch bowl.
Cue the Steve
on May 15, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I didn’t mean for anyone to actually give us all the words to the song. I meant sing it to yourself or just think about it in your head.
218
on May 15, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Thank you for defecating in the punch bowl. Appreciate that.
BrewCrew
on May 15, 2008 at 3:56 pm
We’re off to Boston now! WHEEEEE!
turd in the punchbowl
on May 15, 2008 at 4:20 pm
fart in a diver’s mask…we’re all the same
2007 Brew Crew
on May 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
It’s been noted her before that we weren’t that great to begin with.
223
on May 15, 2008 at 5:00 pm
How do you ship Fielder regular ground or express freight?
Alfonso Soriano
on May 15, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Albatross, huh?
C-27J
on May 15, 2008 at 9:07 pm
226,
I’m the answer to your question.
Born a rugged military airlift platform, the C-27J has a maximum payload of over 25,000 lbs. that can be configured for any mission: troops, medevac, airdrop, cargo or Planet Fielder.
Huh
WOOF
“I don’t see the negatives [to signing Edmonds], and I’d welcome somebody to point them out.”
“…hopefully, he’ll be able to give us at least a great portion of the Jim Edmonds we all knew and used to fear in a lot of ways.”
What? What’s so funny?
It’s great to be back in a Cub uniform,and I can’t wait to get another free piz…oh shit wrong Jimmy.Fuck this
Any truth to the rumor that Lassie will be giving post-game interviews from the shower at Spin?
Do I carry over to all animals, excluding those assisting blind people? Will a doctor’s note saying Jim needs his dog nearby for “emotional” assistance bypass the rule?
Jody Garrett – CF
Iguchi – 2B
The Giles that is apparently still on steroids – RF
Adrian Gonzalez – 1B
Kouzmanoff – 3B
Chip Caray’s Blond Fantasy – SS
Somebody McAnulty – LF
Somebody Carlin – C
Greggie – P
Alf – LF
The Riot – SS (I thought the point of signing Edmonds was to put Kosuke #2?)
MV Lee – 1B
E-ramis – 3B
Fukkake – RF
Lassie – CF
Ron Ce – 2B
Hank White – C
Dumpster – P
I like being in the rear….of the lineup.
Why did we go after a left handed bat just to stick him right behind the other lefty in the lineup?
Dude, you gotta bat Edmonds leadoff – he’s the centerfielder!
I would rather have Hunter Pert in the lineup than Lassie.
I MAKE OUT THE #)$#()*$# LINEUPS!!!
First you bring back foie gras. And now Lassie’s in town? Despicable, just despicable.
Boooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
8 years, 45 mildo? I guess I don’t need to sell any more computers.
I still don’t know how to shut up, do I?
Here’s hoping Greggie does us one last favor and beans that flamer with the first pitch he sees as a Cub.
This is going to be an interesting game cast.
What’s your problem with us, Joe?
You guys think Sosa was an a$$hole in the club house? You haven’t seen anything yet.
Go the distance jimmy ..hiccup
All Jim needs to clear up his problem is a simple prescription.
Jim we’ve seen plenty of your asshole tee-hee
I’m here with your soap on a rope rush deliveries.
Just this one. No general offense intended.
Breeeeeve!
I pledge allegiance……
I’ve made a huge mistake
Does Edmonds get to use the home clubhouse? TJ and I were wondering last night if they wouldn’t have him dress in the old one under the left field bleachers. It’d be kind of nice to see the team had down the dugout steps after wins with Jim wandering down the foul line.
Wearing E-D-M-O-N-D-S on their chests.
I’m sure it’s a mixture of face paint and semen.
Actually the only way to get to the foul pole is to go down the foul line so it all works out
I am playing angry today. Edmonds tried to touch me in the showers.
SD has only one lefty and he threw nearly 50 pitches last night, so there is no threat of a lefty in the pen today.
We’ve been loud.
I am Jim Edmonds
Now that looks puny.
I mentioned in the pre-game presser that The Riot has been hot in the 2-spot and I didn’t want to mess with it right now.
Pfffttt…Dempster needed 9 pitches to get out of an inning? I only need 4.
Thats how a hall of famer does it.
4 pitches, 3 outs…is that good?
Go get em dudes
1 hour fifteen minutes
How did I not dive there?
Patience is a virtue today, boys.
Now get him over and get him in.
#44
Did you say to bend him over and stick it in?
We’re standing and clapping?
Listening on the radio, sounds like a feeble welcome.
Lame.
Not so good.
Really, no widespread booing? That was the only thing I looked forward to after the announcement.
Stop the game and give him the ball (Lassie, not Rammy).
Is the camera on me?
I am now batting 1.000 as a Cub. Do I get any love yet?
I have never made an out as a Cub.
I planned that wild pitch!!
Holy Shih Tzu
Did I just wonder if Greg knew that the ball would bounce off the bricks back to the catcher?
Jesus Christ. He’s good, but he’s not fucking prescient.
Just crappy luck. 99 out of a 100 times, the ball does not bounce back to the catcher, and there is more time for ramirez to get in
Was he in the Mitchell Report?
Time to break this one open.
Edmonds wasn’t in the Mitchell Report. The AIDS cocktail of drugs aren’t banned yet.
Wheeeeee!
I am dodging bullets left and right.
Aliens have taken over my body and sent me back to torture the Cubs.
no soy bueno
Is anyone else sleepy?
We are losing again. This time without our bullpen blowing it for us.
Gerut has done more series than the total he did as a Cub. Oh how…
I taught my kid to hate baseball, but you know how they all rebel….
Shit, i was gonna leave work at 3 and go watch the rest of the game, but it may be over by then.
I’ve thrown as many pitches all game as Maddux threw last inning. Score some runs, dammit.
I almost completely forgot I ever played for this team (the Ucbs).
Greggie gets them all.
I am Greg Maddux, BITCH!
Im still a few posts away
Can I watch yet?
6.1 IP, 6 ER on 9 H.
I am probably hurt, thus the numbers.
Hey 74, slow down, you’re traveling faster than the speed of light!
count all the posts first, then post.
1 H, 0 ER, 5 Ks, 0 BB, and 37 (?!?!) pitches.
Just call me Sy. No joke.
Someday I’ll come back to earth.
Go fuck yourself!
I’m Ryan Dempster BITCH!
Almost time for the Curly Shuffle.
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk. Hey Moe. Look at me. Look at me.
You don’t have any runs yet. Thats a problem for Dempster in about one more inning.
I’m hitting .180 in May. I could probably use a day off.
This is kind of a big spot for me, isn’t it?
This is kind of a big spot for me, isn’t it?
That’s about right.
Ha! GIDP.
That’s about right.
I really screwed the pooch there
Santo is so boring.
Santo may be boring but I still think that Pat is one of the best. Nobody else could possibly put up with Ron for that long each day. Pat does a great job of relaying the game while still finding time to get Santo all riled up.
I am a humor-less dick, huh?
Santo doesn’t get riled up, he’s just clueless.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Sheets is headed to the shelf.
*fart*
I am dick-less humor, huh?
Damn you Hank!! What did I ever do to you?
FEAR ME OGDENS!
That’s how you drive in runs.
5th inning. This is when Maddux gets tired. Brother…
Greggie, you woke me up to make me watch film one too many times.
Thats great and all dudes but look how clogged the bases are now
The S.D. TV announcers wondered if the Cubs were “just hitting the ball well, or if Peavy really wasn’t pitching well” after three straight laced base hits by Ramirez, Fukudome, and Soto.
Guess what the Northsiders ARE hitting.
Any of you old nostalgists still want my BP-tossin’ ass?
FUCKYEAH
/punches Maddux in the face
Sorry Greg, but some niccceee hitting from the Cubs
Aw, why did mean ol Derrek Lee have to hit that double off of poor Greg Maddux? ):
That was a stare-at-the-ground performance.
Our moderators have now decided that anyone making a gay joke about Edmonds will receive a 24 hour ban.
I’m not even kidding.
Now if Dempster can get past Gerut things are looking good
Can’t believe I just typed that
I thought Edmonds had that one, actually. I would have stopped hating him for at least an hour.
We run a tight ship
I am the NSBB
So 113 beastiality jokes still allowed I assume
Where did my canine-loving humor originate from?
Sorry, I am a moran.
What about Lesbian jokes?
North Side Butt Bandit!?
As long as it’s in the name of love
Man love/Dog love?
I’m good.
Anyone up for some clubhouse roughhousing?
I’ve only been on WGN Radio for ten seconds and I’m already spouting my Commie anti-war rants.
Slide Dempster, Slide
I’m still alive?
still irrelavant after all these years.
am I still relevant, at all?
We’re communist? I thought communists were pro war?
Nope,Nope,Nope
Right. I forgot that there’s nobody else out there who’s against the war. Dummy.
Hey guys,just dropping by to let you know I’m at the game in case you might have been looking for me.I had my phone lodged in my ass,but thankfully my head is right here with it.Go Greg!!
Phil showed up here this morning too. We played some interesting old clips from his show, including when Muhammed Ali came on.
Us pinkos are more into the state owning everything.
Private enterprise be damned!
We lose the lead on a bad throw to third by Isringhausen
Well I don’t remember that, but Jim Edmonds.
We’re a Geriatric Network! Yay.
They are really into this 60 years thing, hug?
At least you didn’t sign me doges
will
You need to add 138 and 141 together
I believe the cubs have a patriotic duty as the only red, white, and blue wearing team in the central to kick the crap out of the commie loving Cards and Reds.
thats like threve Phil
OK back into the time capsule.
That’s how anti-war commies end that song.
Take me with you Phil
Jayson bay just homered 8-5 Pirates… That sound you hear is Will Leitch falling from a tall building
Was that the echo of the three run dinger down at Bush!?
When he lived here, people said he was cheap, and rude to everyone.
Remember when you guys wanted me? Would you still take me?
Ahem Chip
I just gave up a three-run bomb to Jason Bay in the 8th and a 5-4 lead had turned into 8-5 Buccos!!!
I just cracked a peanut, but Pat cut the cheese.
I am the _____ behind Deadspin, right?
Hopefully our emotional comeback will leave us tired for our upcoming series.
and it p@sses the sh1t out of me
156, I think at this point the Cubs can deal with the Pirates, even if they are on an emotional high.
Izzy,I am your father!!
I hope I’m on deck.
Pat and Ron’s complete game talk is sure to end my game!
After their last series, I’m not so sure. Confident, but not blindly.
Am I going to be the first Cub this season to pitch a CG (and an SHO to boot)?
I am an asshat.
Cedeno in the 8th with the bases full… good times
You’re right Jim, Edmonds is the solution to the non existant problem.
Hahaha, I can’t believe you guys signed me.
sabotage!
Ive only left 7 on base,come on!
I can’t believe the time has come where I am glad to see Cedeno at bat.
Phil Donahue mentioned that the Wrigley fans booed me when I struck out. Who am I?
reggie miller
I’ll leave #(*$#(* Edmonds in there to face a #(*$#(*& lefty if I *(#$#(*& want to!
Hey you owe the Bullpen
Who saw me coming Biaatches! Nobody, and that’s why I lit a match on your shoe. 10 Ks for 10 toes.
These are the endtimes. The end is nigh.
hey Demp come light my big toe,if you know what I mean
were on my American Legion team, I think. We finished 4-19.
So this is what it’s like to have other starters in your rotation.
If you thought Dempster was going to be a Starting Pitcher stud. Yeah, me neither.
The Chicago bars where Lassie plans on celebrating today’s Cubs win.
Sorta.
These are the Padres.
Hey, Andy: Oleg and I were wondering what the Cubs’ win probability is now.
If this happens, my head will ASSPLODE!
Signed
Ron Santo
Hey u guys,do you need another pitcher??
How’s the probability up there?
185, probably one more at the bottom of the rotation. Leave a message at the desk of any pitchers you might know
Probability high.
Visibility low.
Fasten those seatbelts!
Shut the f*ck up Stoney,mang
Why did I get up again? Why’s Lou F’n with me?
Again,Woof
The Cardinals going to us.
Dempster has never seen me. Will he see 13? 14?
F– this, its Meth season anyhoo
has scored 11 runs today. Yay?
We get red-hot Tampa Bay this weekend.
Could a guy get a little bit of credit for calling this game? Just sayin’
Typical Dempster ninth,the first 8 were aces though
goo job hank mang
I don’t give a sh*t about you, Ozzie.
Don’t $#$#($# boo my appearances, you #(*$#(*#!
damn, thats gone
Also, if BC was worried about Houston, they’re down 6-0 in the 3rd. Lets make this easy, Kerry
I am going to p1ss on Dempster any chance I get. I don’t care how well he pitches!
They’re always easy unless I hit someone or give up a hr or get hurt
OK why is this a save situation at 4-0?
= save situation with 4 run lead
207 – Because the tying run is on deck
Thats how you make it easy. Flappity Flap
In the books doges
Why does it matter? My fantasy team just picked up a save.
hey hey, holy mackerel…
Go Cubs Go!
Tied with the Snakes for most wins in the MLB!
An over .500 homestand already guaranteed, and two full games up with 3 to come against the Pirates. Hopefully even Lassie wont derail this team.
Baseball season’s under way Well you better get ready for a brand new day Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They’re singing … (Chorus) Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say (repeat) They got the power, they got the speed To be the best in the National League Well this is the year and the Cubs are real So come on down to Wrigley Field. We’re singing now … (Chorus, repeat) Baseball time is here again You can catch it all on WGN So stamp your feet and clap your hands Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. You’re singing now … (Chorus, repeat)
At the end of the day on 5-15-2007, we were 25-14 and look how we turned out.
I tell you…Kerry better get it together…11 pitches for 2 batters…what the hell..
I am a turd in the punch bowl.
I didn’t mean for anyone to actually give us all the words to the song. I meant sing it to yourself or just think about it in your head.
Thank you for defecating in the punch bowl. Appreciate that.
We’re off to Boston now! WHEEEEE!
fart in a diver’s mask…we’re all the same
It’s been noted her before that we weren’t that great to begin with.
How do you ship Fielder regular ground or express freight?
Albatross, huh?
226,
I’m the answer to your question.
Born a rugged military airlift platform, the C-27J has a maximum payload of over 25,000 lbs. that can be configured for any mission: troops, medevac, airdrop, cargo or Planet Fielder.