Pitching matchup
Pissburgh
Tom Gorzelanny 3-3, 5.97 ERA
Cubs
Sean Gallagher 0-0, 6.48 ERA
What a couple of shmoes.
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Pitching matchup
Pissburgh
Tom Gorzelanny 3-3, 5.97 ERA
Cubs
Sean Gallagher 0-0, 6.48 ERA
What a couple of shmoes.
BRAVE
How’s the visibility?
How’s the liability?
Shut up Steve
braffeeeeee
we love you jimmy
I sell insurance myself. I’m multi-versatile.
Anyone else hoping Gallagher throws a no-no just to squeeze the Marquis de Suc closer to the fringes?
Fantastico !
Whats all this about sucking and squeezing?
I don’t know about the visibility, but it sure seems like the wind is howling out.
I am teh balls
I’m blowing across, from LF to RF.
One pitch one run. You’re welcome.
Fuck you, Chuck!
BOOM BITCH!
Where are the left field bleachers?
Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve
Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores
Len just said you either had to be stubborn or stupid to throw me a first pitch fastball. I think I might agree.
I don’t really care abou the reason why, but I’m hoping for a no no.
was the one who said that about Sori. It was the most animated I’ve heard him about one of the Cubs’ players.
Whelp
I just want to go home. Can I leave now?
Bye bye. 3-0.
So much for me…
Where am I doges?
I’m playing third and the Pirates do this a lot. What other team would move a crappy hitter around the infield to get him more AB’s?
Sori
Dance Fever
MVLee
Pancakes
Soto
RonCe
DeRosa
Not Lassie
Gallagher
Screw Jody Davis and Randy Hundley, I’m gonna be the best Cubs catcher since Gabby Hartnett, ogdenites.
watch your mouf #28
Hey don’t forget about me
So that’s what it’s like to be good…without the juice.
Hey Lou, could you please move Fuku to second and hit me 5th? I’m a monster.
I was an allstar, bitches!
Your kid is annoying as shit. NEXT!
9 pitches in that at bat? Even my outs are good these days.
No love for The Baron?
Yeah, somebody said it yesterday I think. But I’m kinda creeped out now when I actually look forward to Ronny Cedeno batting.
Think I can hit it out with guys on base?
How you like me now?
FYC!
Also, am I on a rooftop?
There it is….
Holy. Shit.
The Cubs are beating Gorzelanny like me.
Am I hallucinating or did I see Don Zimmer on my TV screen?
5 homers in my last 5 games.
I get a kick out of guys going deep twice.
I love balls deep…er…I mean deep balls…
#45 and #46, you’ve just earned yourself a 24 hour vacation!
You’ve got a 6 run lead. Throw some f***ing strikes.
Sweet DP.
I love DPs!
We love Pissburgh!
Who’s complaining about it?
The hell am I doing in the rooftops?
Tard fans say that I’m the best!
And we’re right!!
*huffs a shitload of paint*
Players. Dugout. Clubhouse.
Tremendous!
*sob*
Bring in Paul Kilgus
Those Podcast studio jokes never get old.
berkeleycubfan – that was I. I’m loving me some Cendeno ABs lately.
And, yep, still wierd to say it.
Gallagher’s pic on ESPN’s gamecast is awesome.
looks like lassie is rubbing off on me
63,
I like rubbing up against you.
I’m assuming DeRo dove unnecessarily? I’m at work unlike some cocksuckers so I can’t watch or listen.
Please, no ghey jokes. Consider this your warning.
Hey!
enjoy youre bans
Pat, I’m still “Not quite 100%â€
Those aren’t jokes………they are facts.
They have that here?
More like accidentally
Slumpin’. Someone get me a blowup doll so I can shove a bat up its ass
D-Lee I have a rubber fist,will that be ok?
I’m going to do what I can to persuade Govenor Blag to ban gay jokes throughout the entire state. Fun is illegal!
My inquiry to Kerm about Lassie lore was awesome.
I’ll be your slumpbuster. You can shove a bat up my ass.
Give him a $100 reward and maybe he’ll do it.
Don’t waste me.
How about a quick rundown for us noobs? Some of us don’t get all the Edmunds/Gay/Lassie jokes
If you ban gay jokes,will i be deported?
mang
How’s the unnecessarily accidentally visibility capability?
Most people didn’t want the Cubs to sign Edmonds because he’s an ex-Cardinal and now he’s washed-up. I didn’t want him signed for the inevitable flood of gay jokes on Desipio.
Fag.
We make teh ghey jokes too
Hey you’re the one that lives near San Francisco.
If I stop posting,there will be 1 less gay joke here
Is that you Lassie?
One big gay joke.
When your team plays so close to Boystown, well you can’t help but get all gay about it.
Plus they play YMCA when the other team takes out their pitcher. Gay.
And that Steve Goodman song? Gay gay gay gay gay GAY!
A staple of serious baseball discussion
Am I too tired to smash watermelons?
I’m wearing down
Sean is so sweet. He can drive a car himself?
Seconded…explanation for the sullivans and morans of the board, por favor.
One in the same?
I was that to LaRoche
Seriously, it’s absurd how people over here at Desipio are obsessed with NSBB. It’s not as if you people are any funnier.
Who gives a flying f$&%. What’s going on in the game?
I’m a douche who picks on 12 year olds. Abuck and I are the “tough” guys of NSBB
Got beef?
Just got a 4-6-3 to get out of the inning. Pirates scored one on a Nady single to drive in McLouth
are an angry place
6 innings. 1 run.
6 IP, 1 ER, 3 SO, 3 BB. I could live with that from a fifth starter. Nice game by the rook.
Sweet!
Pretty solid the last two starts. He might be a keeper.
Cubs up 6-1 after 6. Gallagher looking strong. Don’t know if he’ll start the 7th as Howry was up in the ‘pen.
Marquis has been put on notice.
The Bucs were hot and the wind was blowing out. All and all, I’ll take it
Leaves the yard. 7-1
I just got that run back for us.
I’ll be taking that run back, thank you.
Got that run back quickly enough
So the dive didn’t hurt him.
Time to pinch-hit, Mang
I’m going yard today too.
I am pinch hitting, I believe, because Lou is anticipating switching out some fielders towards the end of the game, and he wants to preserve that option.
I’m going to miss Gallagher’s mug on my ESPN Gamecast the rest of the day.
You’re taking the kid out after only 91 pitches? He’s got AT LEAST another 40 left in him, Lou. What are you thinking?
I just made a nice diving grab
When do I return again?
Lassie is coming over tonight. We are going roast smores and then he’s going to shove a rubber fist up my ass. Great times are comin’!!
What the hell?
I’m going to have more wins than Dick Canyon.
Should be—
Zambrano
Lilly
Dempster
Hill
Gallagher
Love my singing.
125,
What am I? Chopped liver?
Briggs was pretty bad.
Len, Bob, where’s my car?
Actually, it would’ve been hilarious if I would’ve asked for a ride after the game and said I left my car on the Dan Ryan.
I can chop your liver, Jason. Along with everything else.
I will be warm and back on my game by the second half of the season, or approximately the time when Marquis will crash and burn. This is called perfect timing, as my arm will be relatively fresh for a run.
No, chopped liver actually provides entertainment for some people.
Lance should have had his kids back him up– of couse the booth might had fallen.
The only thing running with Dickless Mountain is in his pants.
No, you’re horseshit, Marquis.
I’m not feeling any love here.
come see me # 136
137,
Your offer doesn’t sound kosher.
I am Jason Bays’ double.
Time to suck it up!
Does that sign say Degeneres and Pond-DeRosa are planning to marry?
I lead to trouble.
Where am I?
Well,I got the suck part right
I didn’t want Gorzelanny to feel bad.
Calm down. I got this.
And if Marmol doesn’t, I got this.
I’m going to have the Tommy John’s disease by July.
I’ve only pitched 26 innings thus, and hopefully I won’t be pitching today. I’ll be fine.
Don’t give this game to me unless you want to lose guys!
It’s time for the Woody Train! Whoo whoo!!!
love those
You can get down off the ledge now, you sissies.
150, I got you a gift. A rock that says “Suck it”.
Nice call.
Hey 149, even if I don’t pitch today, I’m on pace for 80 appearances and 104 innings. That’s not fine.
150 – You based that on… what, exactly?
Flappity flap… Hey, I’m getting tired spending all this time outside.
His ability to walk batters, hit batters, hang curve balls, leave fast balls belt high and the games he has cost us this year.
Is that good enough reason you douche?
Douche? Really? That hurts, man.
And check the walk batters. He has 4 walks in 21 2/3 innings of work. That’s fucking good.
And this is 8 appearances without a loss or blown save. Step into reality.
Someone forget their Xanax this morning?
159. Would you rather have me?
Or would you rather have me?
Or me? Or at least my non-TV hitting hand?
Hell yes, #163! Think of what you could do with those extra fingers!
Classico
I’m available. Seriously, call me right now. Me and Todd Bridges can be at your house.
At the risk of taking a risk, I “only” gave up four runs the other night ogdens. Had we opened up a can like today and had 6 runs going into the third, you may have been talking about how good an outting I had.
That’s probably a stretch, du Suc, because whenever you are spotted a lead, you manage to pitch like a complete idiot until you’ve coughed it up.
Giving up four runs to the Padres is like giving up eight or nine to a normal team.
geh
No content today- or yesterday, or the day before for that matter.
Hello Flori-duh.
Hey Jock, how’s the visibility down there?