Do you think Murton is crying on the inside knowing that a fat guy who just came off the DL, who barely ever plays in the field, is playing instead of him?
Anyone know how many double plays Lee has ground into this year? Seems like A LOT!
This Place
on June 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Is a ghostown today! Is everyone actually working? I finished my spreadsheets early to enjoy crapping the rest of the day on the game and here!
18 GIDP for Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Ties his career high.
17
on June 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm
is how many GDP Lee has, which is tied for the league lead going into today.
Goody
on June 27, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Not warm happy feelings from this game thus far.
Eric Patterson:
on June 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Like my defense?
Blue Eyed Monster
on June 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Too many.
Matt Murton
on June 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I’m working on my real estate license.
6-4-Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:25 pm
aasdasdasd
Goody
on June 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Seems Fontenot is too short for the loopers and too clumsy for the grounders…yikes! Nice play by Cedeno
Hawk
on June 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Going to be a long weekend Cubs fans!
Sad Lassie
on June 27, 2008 at 3:33 pm
woof?
Ed Farmer
on June 27, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I need to eat a bag of sweaty goat dicks
Southside Rats
on June 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
phew
TK
on June 27, 2008 at 3:41 pm
This lineup reminds me of one of Dusty’s giveup lineups, just without the Neifi
Joe Dirt
on June 27, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I should get fined five grand for that fly out.
Fat Kangaroo
on June 27, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Thank god it’s not a spacious outfield here at U.S. Comiskullar. I can only hop so far.
D Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm
It’s double play time.
MVLee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I gotta hit the ball out of the infield.
Goody
on June 27, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Was that a knuckleball….that was weird looking
Derrek Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Where the fuck have I gone?
D Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Why am I swinging at these crazy bad pitches when Contreras has no control? I should have walked rather than hitting into that double play. I wonder if this is frustrating to Cubs fans?
motherfucker
on June 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm
!!!!
6-4-Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Oh no! I suck again!
Rammy
on June 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Needs to be hitting 3. This guy is such a rally killer.
Cubs Fans
on June 27, 2008 at 3:58 pm
When did Derrek Lee become fucking retarded?
Mashin' Marsupial
on June 27, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I caught one!
Derrek Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’ll get hot again.
And when I do, watch out bitches.
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I throw like a girl
Jennie Finch
on June 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
No you don’t Eric.
Mike Fontenot
on June 27, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Has no business on a major league team.
Eric Patterson:
on June 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Like my defense? (3x)
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm
My vagina is bigger than Cedeno’s.
Fat Kangaroo
on June 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Say hello to your new everyday left fielder until Soriano returns.
Strut Jr.
on June 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm
How’s my trade value now, guys?
Soriano
on June 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Hey Eric,
I can do that.
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:04 pm
This is what happens when you play me at 2nd base when I’m at Iowa.
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I wasn’t even an outfielder in college.
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I’ve got a plaque and a check for $100. I’m special.
Hawk
on June 27, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Get ready to see this all weekend long!!
By the Cubs play St. Louis next weekend, they will be out of first place
Goody
on June 27, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Goddamn…Patterson is making Soriano look like a good defensive outfielder. We are a Thome exclamation point away from a laugher…
Eric Patterson
on June 27, 2008 at 4:08 pm
If I wasn’t playing this game would be 0-0.
Dumpster
on June 27, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Jason Marquis gave me pitching lessons today.
Jon Leiber
on June 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
You guys want to see me throw some gasoline on this fire?
June Swoon
on June 27, 2008 at 4:11 pm
???
2007 Cubs
on June 27, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Just thought I’d drop by for this game.
Lou
on June 27, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I have to play Patterson. His bat is too valuable.
Goody
on June 27, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I was two batters late…
Dempster
on June 27, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I just shit myself.
Grand Salami
on June 27, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Hey, Hey, Good Bye!!!
Jim Hendry
on June 27, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Oh wait, I really do need to trade for a pitcher?
Hawk
on June 27, 2008 at 4:16 pm
You can put it on the boooooooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd!!!!!!
YES!!!
The Hawk
on June 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Just laughed at Dempster. Time to switch to Hardball with Chris Matthews.
57
on June 27, 2008 at 4:17 pm
You can cut your throat. YES!!
It's gotta be
on June 27, 2008 at 4:18 pm
That pussy JoeSoxFan.
LoneStarCubFan
on June 27, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Fuck these southside cocksuckers and their white trash, parole violating, meth dealing fans.
Question
on June 27, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Hawk, you do know you are only a half a game up on your division, right?
LoneStarCubFan
on June 27, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Start fucking hurting people you fucking assholes.
Eternal Optimist
on June 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm
This is far from over.
2008 Cubs
on June 27, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Z hurt, Soriano hurt, Fukudome hurt, Lee bad, Dempster turning bad, Lilly bad, Eric Patterson seeing regular playing time…
God fucking damn it. What’s the fucking point.
#65
on June 27, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I think you mean “Dempster coming back down to Earth”.
1985
on June 27, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I’m back bitches!
E-Patt
on June 27, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Maybe I can overrun the stairs and hit my head on the top of the dugout.
DOOOOOM
on June 27, 2008 at 4:29 pm
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
this season
on June 27, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Air hissing out of balloon of me
Holy Shit
on June 27, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Andy’s gotta stop doing the Cubs Live!
Hoff Power
on June 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I got sent to Iowa why?
contraras
on June 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm
cherry popped.
contraras
on June 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm
cherry popped x2
one is the loneliest number
on June 27, 2008 at 4:38 pm
that u can hit when down 8-0
but 2 will do
on June 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
……
contraras
on June 27, 2008 at 4:41 pm
whaaa my pitching arm hurts whaaaa
but seriously folks
on June 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
i genuinely feel sorry for sox fans
78
on June 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What the fuck for?
i really don'k know
on June 27, 2008 at 4:50 pm
maybe it’s because they’re just so fucking pathetic.
D Lee
on June 27, 2008 at 4:51 pm
How can I hit into a double play?
80
on June 27, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Fuck those assholes. It’s their own damn fault their career path lies in the food service and trash removal industries.
seriously
on June 27, 2008 at 4:54 pm
think of what a typical sox fan’s life consists of. except for the relatively few ones that have had led a productive life, a sox fan’s life is pretty depressing.
Typical Sox fan's life
on June 27, 2008 at 5:01 pm
also includes knowing what it’s like for their team to win a World Series. I’d give up a LOT for that.
Fuck, I need a drink. This sucks.
touche
on June 27, 2008 at 5:04 pm
.
Edmonds
on June 27, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Did that asshole thing again.
Hawk
on June 27, 2008 at 5:33 pm
This game is great to watch
And I’ve seen my team win a World Series! Have you?
Ouch...
on June 27, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Glad I’ve got plans this weekend, then I don’t have to watch the Cubs try to get through their minor skid, especially when it includes losing to the fucking Sox.
Hawk is proud of 1-3
on June 28, 2008 at 4:46 am
Against the Cubs. Or maybe he can’t count that high.
moe
on June 28, 2008 at 10:23 am
let’s hope today turns around. this slide is embarrassing.
How can that ump throw lou out when he’s walking back to the dugout? If you are walking TO the dugout. Why throw him out? Especially when Lou’s back is to the ump. Why in the world would you toss out a manager TO HIS BACK?
2008
on June 29, 2008 at 8:58 pm
This fucking season is as over as the last 99.
Fuck this shit.
Hawk
on June 29, 2008 at 10:41 pm
I told you the Cubs were going to get swept.
Remember this sweep as the start of the Cubs downfall this season!
Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey Hey Hey. GOODBYE!!
the Hawk
on June 30, 2008 at 10:20 am
Hey 93,
Congratualtions, Hawk you split a 6 game series, to a team missing 2 starting outfielders (all 3 for one of the games), its ace and and a few assorted others. Of course, all will be back in the nexy couple of weeks. So Hawk, see about keeping that one game lead till October, because, at best, that is the next time I am likely to give the slighest crap about your team.
is DHing and Ward is attempting to play RF. Guh.
Do you think Murton is crying on the inside knowing that a fat guy who just came off the DL, who barely ever plays in the field, is playing instead of him?
WHAAAA?!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/062708leitch1.html
Before the game starts, meet a guy who just wasn’t strong enough:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=5262696&page=1
Anyone know how many double plays Lee has ground into this year? Seems like A LOT!
Is a ghostown today! Is everyone actually working? I finished my spreadsheets early to enjoy crapping the rest of the day on the game and here!
Ties his career high.
is how many GDP Lee has, which is tied for the league lead going into today.
Not warm happy feelings from this game thus far.
Like my defense?
Too many.
I’m working on my real estate license.
aasdasdasd
Seems Fontenot is too short for the loopers and too clumsy for the grounders…yikes! Nice play by Cedeno
Going to be a long weekend Cubs fans!
woof?
I need to eat a bag of sweaty goat dicks
phew
This lineup reminds me of one of Dusty’s giveup lineups, just without the Neifi
I should get fined five grand for that fly out.
Thank god it’s not a spacious outfield here at U.S. Comiskullar. I can only hop so far.
It’s double play time.
I gotta hit the ball out of the infield.
Was that a knuckleball….that was weird looking
Where the fuck have I gone?
Why am I swinging at these crazy bad pitches when Contreras has no control? I should have walked rather than hitting into that double play. I wonder if this is frustrating to Cubs fans?
!!!!
Oh no! I suck again!
Needs to be hitting 3. This guy is such a rally killer.
When did Derrek Lee become fucking retarded?
I caught one!
I’ll get hot again.
And when I do, watch out bitches.
I throw like a girl
No you don’t Eric.
Has no business on a major league team.
Like my defense? (3x)
My vagina is bigger than Cedeno’s.
Say hello to your new everyday left fielder until Soriano returns.
How’s my trade value now, guys?
Hey Eric,
I can do that.
This is what happens when you play me at 2nd base when I’m at Iowa.
I wasn’t even an outfielder in college.
I’ve got a plaque and a check for $100. I’m special.
Get ready to see this all weekend long!!
By the Cubs play St. Louis next weekend, they will be out of first place
Goddamn…Patterson is making Soriano look like a good defensive outfielder. We are a Thome exclamation point away from a laugher…
If I wasn’t playing this game would be 0-0.
Jason Marquis gave me pitching lessons today.
You guys want to see me throw some gasoline on this fire?
???
Just thought I’d drop by for this game.
I have to play Patterson. His bat is too valuable.
I was two batters late…
I just shit myself.
Hey, Hey, Good Bye!!!
Oh wait, I really do need to trade for a pitcher?
You can put it on the boooooooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd!!!!!!
YES!!!
Just laughed at Dempster. Time to switch to Hardball with Chris Matthews.
You can cut your throat. YES!!
That pussy JoeSoxFan.
Fuck these southside cocksuckers and their white trash, parole violating, meth dealing fans.
Hawk, you do know you are only a half a game up on your division, right?
Start fucking hurting people you fucking assholes.
This is far from over.
Z hurt, Soriano hurt, Fukudome hurt, Lee bad, Dempster turning bad, Lilly bad, Eric Patterson seeing regular playing time…
God fucking damn it. What’s the fucking point.
I think you mean “Dempster coming back down to Earth”.
I’m back bitches!
Maybe I can overrun the stairs and hit my head on the top of the dugout.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Air hissing out of balloon of me
Andy’s gotta stop doing the Cubs Live!
I got sent to Iowa why?
cherry popped.
cherry popped x2
that u can hit when down 8-0
……
whaaa my pitching arm hurts whaaaa
i genuinely feel sorry for sox fans
What the fuck for?
maybe it’s because they’re just so fucking pathetic.
How can I hit into a double play?
Fuck those assholes. It’s their own damn fault their career path lies in the food service and trash removal industries.
think of what a typical sox fan’s life consists of. except for the relatively few ones that have had led a productive life, a sox fan’s life is pretty depressing.
also includes knowing what it’s like for their team to win a World Series. I’d give up a LOT for that.
Fuck, I need a drink. This sucks.
.
Did that asshole thing again.
This game is great to watch
And I’ve seen my team win a World Series! Have you?
Glad I’ve got plans this weekend, then I don’t have to watch the Cubs try to get through their minor skid, especially when it includes losing to the fucking Sox.
Against the Cubs. Or maybe he can’t count that high.
let’s hope today turns around. this slide is embarrassing.
How can that ump throw lou out when he’s walking back to the dugout? If you are walking TO the dugout. Why throw him out? Especially when Lou’s back is to the ump. Why in the world would you toss out a manager TO HIS BACK?
This fucking season is as over as the last 99.
Fuck this shit.
I told you the Cubs were going to get swept.
Remember this sweep as the start of the Cubs downfall this season!
Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey Hey Hey. GOODBYE!!
Hey 93,
Congratualtions, Hawk you split a 6 game series, to a team missing 2 starting outfielders (all 3 for one of the games), its ace and and a few assorted others. Of course, all will be back in the nexy couple of weeks. So Hawk, see about keeping that one game lead till October, because, at best, that is the next time I am likely to give the slighest crap about your team.