Pitching matchup
Game One, 12 p.m.
Cubs: Not so Grand Marquis, 7-7, 4.73 ERA
Braves: Charlie Morton, 3-5, 5.70 ERA
Game Two, 6:15 p.m.
Cubs: Rich Harden, 1-1, 2.10 ERA
Braves: Jorge Campillo, 7-4, 2.83 ERA
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Fonzie, LF
FukuDOHme, RF
DP-Lee, 1B
Pancakes, 3B
Lassie, CF
Ponderosa, 2B
Soto, C
The Riot, SS
Marquis de Suc, P
wtf. mlbtv isn’t showing the game?
oh, there it is. never mind. GAME ON!!!
chip carray. fuck.
chip carray. fuck.
So yeah, I’ve been pretty bad lately.
Lou thinks I’ll see better pitches in the 2 hole. Too bad I still can’t do anything with those good pitches.
Hey Dan! Great to hear from you! The Battlin’ Braves are taking on the Clobberin’ Cubbies here at Turner Field!
The kids in the LLWS catch better than me.
chirp chirp chirp
Better score enough runs so even I can’t blow it today.
fuck you chip
doble!
I’m already fretting about getting swept.
I was a much better kick returner than I am a pitcher.
I’m up in the bullpen in the second inning…of game one? This could be a long assed day.
What did Len say?
#1 in avg
#1 in OBP
#1 in SLG
#1 In Walks
#1 In Runs
and #1 in our hearts…awww.
Don’t worry, Fuku is ready to kill this rally.
Time for me to quit sucking.
We’re gonna let this Morton guy off the hook.
I heart Bagwell
I’m already dead before Fuku can get to me.
An inside breaking ball I DIDN’T swing at. What a concept.
I fucking hate that little peachtree street sign logo that keeps popping up in the bottom of the screen. I fuckin hate it I tell ya!
Is that 2 on the scoreboard the number of runs it’s OK for me to give up next inning?
I hate kids. Shut up you brats
Has the love affair with me worn off yet or are there still idiots with headbands on?
.100
We certainly took care of that rally.
Two runs? I’ll take care of the rest!
I’m a magician. Watch me make a 2 run lead disappear.
OK guys — I’m going to give up 3 this inning.
I’m Ripping on cute little girl cub fan. “It’s like being at a justin timberlake concert.”
I am soo clever. Hows my hair?
I’m back to haunt my former team!
Does it count as a former team if I never actually spent any time on the team?
I won’t haunt them after all.
You know the Braves are bad when I mow them down.
Suc on that!
Yes, I’ll be quiet now.
I dont know what irony means.
I remember my first Justin Timberlake concert…
I’m getting under chips skin.
2-run HR!
Woof! Woof!
MVP!
Love me!
WOOF WOOF WOOF…
WOOF!
Boy, that Jim Edmonds is Country Strong
Atta boy Jimeeeee! Weeeeeeee!!!
That’s waht’s on my shoulder, a chip. Still whining because the Cubs canned me and Stoney. And Stoney doesn’t hesitate to throw in his little passive-aggressive barbs at the Cubs, either. We should get over it.
Did someone say country?
Getting to their pen already. I’m surpised Cox didn’t make Morton take one for the team.
You gotta like the call Lou made in switching Marquis and Harden.
I love how even while they are showing memorial tributes to his dad, we have no problem ripping Chip to shreds.
Edmonds spelled backwards is sodomy, er .. uh sdnomde!!
Yeah, I’m pretty good at this managing thing.
Getting the garbage starter out of the way and getting even more rest for your better guy?
Duuude….why are all these white guys playing in the heat? They just can’t handle it.
Dan,
Have you heard me yet?
#54 is the early frontrunner for gamecast post of the day.
#54 is the early frontrunner for gamecast post of the day.
I am a podcast subscriber. In fact, I may take this opportunity to go to the gym and listen to the latest installment.
#56–
Not only get the crude starter outta the way but it may also be easier to sit some of the position playing starters for Game 2.
Ah Fuck
Are you that good, or is most everyone else bad? Pushing back Harden to Game 2 is a no-brainer. He gives you a good shot at split or sweep. If he somehow loses Game 1, Marquis doesn’t give you that good of an opportunity.
I’ve got a no hitter going bitches…
Yeah lou, but if harden starts game one and wins, then marquis can get you the split
Lou took the chance to match Harden up with the Braves better pitcher today. Campillo’s a lot better than Morton.
He can’t do anything about the fact that the two starters who pitch the fewest innings per start are on the mound during the doubleheader, though.
I am the modern day Sy Young. That’s right SY Young. He was Cy’s younger brother who pitched like shit.
why are the braves guys talking about the scoring system in womens gymnastics?
Thanks for the name drop, Len
Len dropping a reference
This sucks, you guys get to hear len talk about the HW Fan Club, and I’m stuck with Chip Caray talking about eating 10 pancakes for breakfast. Seriously.
I was a tuba playing fatass in high school. I’ll bet I’ve worked my way through thousands of pancakes.
I sprang from the mind of chip’s partner
Two outs, two strikes on the hitter…walk. Then, 0-2 to the next hitter, single.
Just when you start to get comfortable, I remind you of my excellence.
Why am I so difficult to get?
I’m catching game two, mangs. Get ready for some pyrotechnics!
There goes the no no.
Why do I think I’m in for a busy day?
1-2 to Chipper and I try to waste one in the dirt that I throw about 47 feet. Then I try to go high and throw it seven feet in the air. So two pitches where not even the worst hitter would offer at. Then? I walk him.
Time to make it really interesting.
I fall apart about as quickly as humanly possible.
I’m all over the place now.
In fairness to marquis. chipper is a career 517 hitter agains marquis. why would you give him anything to hit with two men on if you are ahead in the count.
this game is as good as me.
Gas gan. Check. Matches. Check.
INflamable meas Flamable? Who knew?
You know Bob has a lot of confidence in Marquis when he kept talking about ways to pick off a runner so Marquis could get the third inning without throwing a pitch.
Suck it,
female odgens
Did I have you guys worried?
fill he internets.
even the sun shines on me every once in a while, and my buddy Jimmy
Chip is talking about an “Interesting conversation” btween lou and d’suc between innings. Did they show it on Comcast?
No, they didn’t show it. The game is on WGN, btw.
We are trying to make Andy look like a fool. 0-8
This is getting bad.
Time to put the midget at second and DeRo in right for a while.
this got bad a month ago. Now it’s getting painful.
what is this “on field delay” that Gamecast is speaking of?
Lead off double. Here comes trouble.
dont make me slap you bendejo. throw strikes.
Twas me
but there was one out before the double, #100
Change that to one out double, but trouble none the less.
I’m cool. Don’t bother. Nobodys going to try to get here. Everbody stay where you are.
time to take the Duc out to the south pasture and put him down…
He ain’t so bright.
You owe me one (at least), Marquis.
Best QB in Chicago
Matching up middle class white people since 2004.
“look at this bit of leather larceny from mark derosa”
I’ve got a perfect game going. Hey, for me 1 run through 4 innings that’s like a perfect game.
Gameday says I’m in the hole. But it doesn’t say whose hole it is.
I am creating new ways to be ejected
does it seem that Cox gets thrown out at least once per cubs series?
I was tossed
I’m an asshole
I get tossed all the time too…usually it’s down the stairs, but whatever.
what’d i argue?
There’s your 4 run lead back.
You argued about me Bob.
About the fucking lights being on.
I get tossed all the time too!
WOOF
Man/dog loving all around.
I love left handed swingers. Especially the way they hand the cocks. I mean cocks the hand
5-1 in the 5th. Edmonds just roped a double to knock in Ramirez.
6-1. DeRo just ripped another double to knock in Lassie
Thanks. I just heard we won World War II.
The Braves pitching is so bad I might even get a hit today.
Johnson cf
Fontenot 2B
Lee 1B
Ramirez 3B
DeRosa lf
Ward rf
Cedeno ss
Blanco c
Harden p
I am just all kinds of awesome today.
While I have not been awesome since….April.
cotts???? wtf? gonna just air out the crap today from the bullpen, save the rest for primetime?
5.1 innings of pitching greatness.
Brenly mentioned I’m better against righties than lefties. Does this make me the new Mike Remlinger?
#136, you’re not the new Mike Remlinger until you pretend to hit Fat Lance Berkman in the head.
Did I single off the wall?
That was a long fucking single.
Yeah and you watched it like you got it all.
Alfonso’s narcissistic home run poses are going to cost the Cubs at some point.
I actually got on base against a 27 year old with a 5+ ERA in AAA! You all love me again, right?
And I prevented yet another Derrek Lee double play!
Hey Fukky! What’s with that baserunning? You cost me double play number 23!
I’m at home, resting my legs for the stretch run. I fact, from where I’m sitting I can see where I leaned them up against the wall.
I could be heading to the DL with back problems.
too many of me kill your back, Braun?
Ryan, you know what would help? Let me toss a little “yogurt” on your back.
swung on…belted!
Do I still have a chance to win some money from NSBB?
Soto is me!
OK, the lead is big enough for me to pitch the ninth
They don’t like me.
Hey, you can also have me throw at someone and get suspended!
If the Braves want to stop Soriano from admiring how far he hits the ball, why don’t they just strike him out? Instead they just keep trying to hit him. Nice.
Like my baserunning?
I hate Soriano.
I wish Rich Hill were there to set things right.
I’m awake now! what’d I miss?
Even I can’t screw this up.
???
what was the injury…people talking to me
I tripped while throwing a pitch. Surprisingly, it was a curve for a strike
There was none.
Actually I take that back…Howry slipped.
I’m all over the place.
Flappity Flap Flappity Flap
Nice to meet you, bitches.
baxter bark twice if your in me.
Andy, stay close…it keeps the Fuku haters quiet.
It’s a doubleheader and you only gamecast the first game! Lame. What kind of fringe board is this? And Fukky even has 2 RBIs!
Hotter than a dancing bobcat.
I suck.
Love,
Fat Daryle Ward
I finally found the game of the Inspirational Channel. They haven’t been there since the flood. Now, I have to pledge some money I suppose.
Does anybody know what my pitch count was this evening?
I am ’92’.
The cubs are gonna be me
Double flappity flap flap.
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr. Harris.
18 runs in one day. It’s nice to play games with batting practice pitches. Lets get another. And will somebody kick the fing Brewers in the shin so we can get some distance on these guys. The only thing that infringes upon my Cubs buzz is the fact that the Fat Boy Brewers won’t go away. They need to just take their Wild Card and be happy.
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