Ron Santo needs to have a stroke that will render him bereft of the ability to speak.
Aflac Answer
on August 21, 2008 at 2:12 pm
1990 Reds went wire to wire in 1st
Happiness is:
on August 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm
A big z-hank white strike-em out throw em out double play
Ron Sancho
on August 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
46 – Nicely done
Happiness really is:
on August 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Seeing Dusty Baker manage a Central Division team that is not the CUBS.
Gamecast
on August 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Strike 3 to Lassie was awful.
Lassie
on August 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Fogggggg has my #. Well, not literally.
Lead off double
on August 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Don’t waste me.
Gamecast
on August 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Strike 3 to DeRo was not, despite Ron’s whining.
Corkscrew Fukudome
on August 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I make lots of outs.
Cubs are
on August 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
playing dusty ball today. Hopefully this is just a one day thing.
Z
on August 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
That could be a career low for me giving a double to Corey.
Gabor
on August 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I’ll be glad to help Carlos out of this jam.
GDP
on August 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Lefties starting against the Cubs Friday and Saturday, so Kosuke and Edmonds can get a couple of days off. DeRo in right, RJ in center, and Cedeno at short.
Iowa Cub
on August 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Where does Dusty find pinch hitters with .167 BAs?
Bob Brenly For President
on August 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
That’s almost as shameless as the sign that read “Len Kasper fan club oh how humiliating.
Bob Brenly
on August 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
If I’m a cublican, is Ryan a Demstocrat?
54
on August 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Best nickname for a Cub since Lassie.
Dan
on August 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm
That very well be hanks first career infield single.
Z
on August 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Why was I not bunting?
Dan
on August 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Did Len just say that Carlos is slugging .620? Holy fuck.
I think my crotch is adjusted.
Is it weird that I actually have more faith in Ryan Dempster to take the rubber match than Zamboni?
Please, Mr. Zambrano. Don’t shit the bed today. I’ve really been looking forward to a tranquil September.
I am fine. I will destroy the Reds today. That is all.
Dunn is gone. There is nothing to fear today.
Expect maybe the juggernaut that is Corey Patterson…
HA!
I’ve got an 8.57 ERA in 11 starts this season. There’s no reason I shouldn’t get absolutely SHELLED today.
Please, no call me ‘Z’ or ‘Big Z’ no more.
Let’s hope anyway. Shouldn’t get ahead of ourselves.
#6, did he say that, or are you just pushing for “Lawnmower”?
Let’s hope anyway. Shouldn’t get ahead of ourselves.
#6, did he say that, or are you just pushing for “Lawnmower”?
Line ups
The Communists:
Dickerson LF
Keppinger SS
Bruce RF
Phillips 2B
Votto 1B
Eddy E 3B
Korey CF
Gabor C
Ffoggg P
Cubs:
Alf LF
Theriot SS
DLee 1B
A-Ram 3B
Lassie Cf
DeRo 2B
Fukakke RF
Hank C
Z P
Josh Fogg is still pitching?
Hows the visibility?
I’ll tell you one thing that’s visible. Zambrano’s arm angle is off.
BRRREEATWERST!!!!
The Wizard of Roz feels sorry for me in his column today. So I got that going for me.
Day games are tough dude, especially for black dudes.
…which is nice
I am the father of twin boys. You know what their names are? DEEEEEEZ NUTS!
4 Balls
Guh.
Oh yes!!!
And was just to get out of the inning. Imagine if the Cubs actually score.
Just beautiful.
Attaboy Phillips, hack at a 3-0 pitch when the pitcher is clearly struggling to throw strikes.
Tell us about Josh Fogg Ronny!
He’s either great or he’s bad.
Oh wait, he’s talking about Alf.
Dicklick takes a lead off walk.
Selfish, selfish.
Hey bitches, good to see y’all again
Gee whiz! … Man.
At least I score a run on my DP.
right on cue
right on cue
At least we have a chance of scoring after I hit into another twin killing.
I have a pedophile face:
http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=150319
Automatic.
Lee’s a dozen GIDP’s from Jim Rice’s record.
Dusty loves me because I will swing at everything. In the dirt over my head. I’m swinging at it.
Man, Korey and Gabor batting back to back. What a lethal combo, dudes.
We’re all going to Sizzler, bitches!
How far did I fly?
We still love you Kosuke. In fact, we love all slanty eyed nips, gooks, and chinks.
Plesac is singing the stretch today. Will he wear the conductor’s cap?
Two walks in one game? Mr. Dickerson you are buying yourself a one way ticket to the minor leagues.
Does Korey weigh 194 lbs.?
= 175 pounds.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6400
I go deep!
Good Lord, now Santo is joining the “Zambrano should do the HR Derby at the All-Star Game” nonsense.
I only made one out with that at bat!!!!
Ron Santo needs to have a stroke that will render him bereft of the ability to speak.
1990 Reds went wire to wire in 1st
A big z-hank white strike-em out throw em out double play
46 – Nicely done
Seeing Dusty Baker manage a Central Division team that is not the CUBS.
Strike 3 to Lassie was awful.
Fogggggg has my #. Well, not literally.
Don’t waste me.
Strike 3 to DeRo was not, despite Ron’s whining.
I make lots of outs.
playing dusty ball today. Hopefully this is just a one day thing.
That could be a career low for me giving a double to Corey.
I’ll be glad to help Carlos out of this jam.
Lefties starting against the Cubs Friday and Saturday, so Kosuke and Edmonds can get a couple of days off. DeRo in right, RJ in center, and Cedeno at short.
Where does Dusty find pinch hitters with .167 BAs?
That’s almost as shameless as the sign that read “Len Kasper fan club oh how humiliating.
If I’m a cublican, is Ryan a Demstocrat?
Best nickname for a Cub since Lassie.
That very well be hanks first career infield single.
Why was I not bunting?
Did Len just say that Carlos is slugging .620? Holy fuck.
I don’t understand this new Desipio commenting scheme at all.
I’m warming up in the ‘pen.
see #65.
what’s not to understand? at least the numbers are back now….
The old way was better. I’m using IE at work…I don’t know if it looks better with Firefox or anything.
I look much better with Firefox. IE doesn’t display the odd numbers.
I don’t appear in IE either.
I’m here in IE, just in white font.
Firefox >>>>> IE. Math is fun.
We’re white, you racists.
The number are there but the white # on lt gray is a little hard to see.
A walk? Corey, dude, what is wrong with you? Haven’t I taught you anything?
Did you think that you could run on me, Korey?
Z’s almost got 100 pitches in – can’t we make this interesting and bring in the gas can?
Deja vu.
is what Plesac’s daughter is
Coming in for the 8th…
is what #81 is…she’s definitely her father’s daughter.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
Were we all hit pretty hard? Like, did Soriano have to make any sort of plays? The first out looked like Theriot had to run for it.
First out was popped, others were lined.
Trying to get picked off first….again.
Don’t steal my act Theriot.
The Cubs just love me.
It’s good to have a clutch player like Gabor up in situations like that.
Win
BONERTIME
I am the magic number
Lee’s GIDP in the first inning that scored Soriano. Encouraging? Not really. But good enough for the W.