Cardinals: Adam Wainright 9-3, 3.20 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano  14-5, 3.41 ERA
61 Comments
The Lawnmower
on September 19, 2008 at 12:52 pm
It is time to kill the Cardinals. That is all.
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on September 19, 2008 at 1:18 pm
BRAVE!!!
Tony LaRussa
on September 19, 2008 at 1:21 pm
If you clinch tonight and you need anybody to drive you home, give me a call.
Oh, I don’t stop at stoplights anymore, they’re too much trouble.
No-hitter
on September 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Bye!
The Lineups
on September 19, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Skippy Schumaker
Ryan Ludwick
Grandpapa
Trini Lopez
Troy Glaus
Adam Kennedy (in right field, huh?)
Bruce Miles, Jr
Rufus Wainright
LaRue
Cubs
Soriano
Dance Fever
Lee
E-ramis
Lassie
PonDeRosa
Little Babe Ruth
Hank White
Z
Johnny Vandermeer
on September 19, 2008 at 1:25 pm
You suck, Carlos.
The Astros
on September 19, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I thought the Cubs played all their games in Milwaukee?
Spalding
on September 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Double Rat Farts!
Carlos
on September 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I’m giving up all the hits that the Astros didn’t take.
Gordon Wittenmyer
on September 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I love this! Doom! Doom!
The Genius
on September 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Felipe batting cleanup? Kennedy in right? Clearly, I picked today’s lineup out of a hat.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Carlos is fighting himself.
Not literally, though that’s probably coming.
Z
on September 19, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I’ve gone from a no hitter to the inability to get anyone out.
Home plate ump
on September 19, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Carlos doesn’t like me very much.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Wow. 5-0.
Not so good.
Pat Hughes
on September 19, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“Carlos is fighting himself right now.” Pat? Hello?
5 runs
on September 19, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I won’t win this game
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on September 19, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I saw at EPSN.com that kennedy wanted a trade because Tony wasn’t playing him…balls.
Zambrano
on September 19, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Giving up 4 hits over 2 games is pretty good. Let’s see you do it.
Greg Gibson
on September 19, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I’m the blind guy behind the plate
Jason Marquis
on September 19, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I only spotted the Brewers a 3 run lead in my last start
Big Z
on September 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I like my home runs I hit to mean something. All part of the master plan.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Carlos has good movement today, unfortunately it keeps drifting the ball right over the fat part of the plate. He might as well have been putting it on a tee in the first.
Fonzie
on September 19, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Here we go bitches
The Half Full Glass
on September 19, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Only 25 pitches?
The Riot
on September 19, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Maybe if more fat girls bought my jersey I’d hit better than .200 in September
Bullpen
on September 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I’m seeing some action already.
The Cubs
on September 19, 2008 at 1:50 pm
We’re going to string ’em along then rip out their hearts and stomp on ’em.
We’ll leave our shirt tucked in though.
Irwin
on September 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Da fug is going on here?
Velocity
on September 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Am I there?
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Well, Carlos will be well rested for his next start.
What a crapfest this was.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 1:57 pm
He was throwing in the 90s. His last fastball was 94, but it was all over the fucking place.
This Game
on September 19, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Seven runs won’t win me.
Carlos pitch count
on September 19, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Carlos tried to walk off the mound before Lou took him out. Lou made him walk back and stand on the mound before he took the ball from him.
33
on September 19, 2008 at 2:00 pm
you’re delusional, broski
Soto
on September 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Maybe Z’s control really misses me?
Big Z
on September 19, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I guess I’m not back.
Adam Wainwright
on September 19, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I’ll commence sucking soon.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Struggling after a no-hitter isn’t that unusual, but not like Carlos did today.
Jon Lester gave up seven hits and four runs in five innings after his.
Clay Buchholz only went three innings after his, but didn’t give up any runs.
Justin Verlander gave up five hits and three runs in six innings. Lester and Verlander both lost.
The last guy to pitch well after a no-hitter was Mark Buehrle who went seven innings, gave up six hits and no runs.
Big Z
on September 19, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Game? What game? I thought they were just going to reshow my no hitter today.
Wrigley Field
on September 19, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I sent Z bad mojo after his comment about wanting to replace me.
Andy
on September 19, 2008 at 2:19 pm
That’s exactly how Carlos pitched today. No focus, just kind of slung it up there and when things went bad he just got madder and madder and madder.
He made Jaime Navarro look composed.
Clean Shaven Albert Pujols
on September 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I look like I’m fucking 55.
Big Z
on September 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm
There are a lot of really smart, cool-headed pitchers that can give up a big inning like Z did in the first and then find a way to battle it out and salvage the game. I think once Z gave up that grand slam his brain was fried and there was no coming back.
Colorado Rockies
on September 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm
This isn’t over yet.
On what day...
on September 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm
…did the Desipio GameCast change from all ledge jumpers to all hope-crazy lunatics?
It’s kind of refreshing.
Adam Wainwright
on September 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I am un f-ing hitable today. Here comes a complete game shut out.
Big Ass Nine-Run Comebacks
on September 19, 2008 at 2:55 pm
If there are any more of me left in the jar, I’d prefer that the Cubs save me in case they need one in October, thankyouverymuch. We are a finite commodity, even for good teams.
11 Runs
on September 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm
so far.
Adam Wainwright
on September 19, 2008 at 3:01 pm
So when do I start throwing at people?
Tony La Russa
on September 19, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Soon Adam, very soon.
Eddie Vedder
on September 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Ah, who am I kiddin?
Irish Yeti
on September 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Things could be worse. Single game wise it’d be tough to be worse but they could be. Cubs just need to win 2 games (or Brewers lose 2). At this point, I don’t care if they take their sweet ass time with it.
Eddie Vedder
on September 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Who am I kiddin? Anyone who thinks I have any talent.
It is time to kill the Cardinals. That is all.
BRAVE!!!
If you clinch tonight and you need anybody to drive you home, give me a call.
Oh, I don’t stop at stoplights anymore, they’re too much trouble.
Bye!
Skippy Schumaker
Ryan Ludwick
Grandpapa
Trini Lopez
Troy Glaus
Adam Kennedy (in right field, huh?)
Bruce Miles, Jr
Rufus Wainright
LaRue
Cubs
Soriano
Dance Fever
Lee
E-ramis
Lassie
PonDeRosa
Little Babe Ruth
Hank White
Z
You suck, Carlos.
I thought the Cubs played all their games in Milwaukee?
Double Rat Farts!
I’m giving up all the hits that the Astros didn’t take.
I love this! Doom! Doom!
Felipe batting cleanup? Kennedy in right? Clearly, I picked today’s lineup out of a hat.
Carlos is fighting himself.
Not literally, though that’s probably coming.
I’ve gone from a no hitter to the inability to get anyone out.
Carlos doesn’t like me very much.
Wow. 5-0.
Not so good.
“Carlos is fighting himself right now.” Pat? Hello?
I won’t win this game
I saw at EPSN.com that kennedy wanted a trade because Tony wasn’t playing him…balls.
Giving up 4 hits over 2 games is pretty good. Let’s see you do it.
I’m the blind guy behind the plate
I only spotted the Brewers a 3 run lead in my last start
I like my home runs I hit to mean something. All part of the master plan.
Carlos has good movement today, unfortunately it keeps drifting the ball right over the fat part of the plate. He might as well have been putting it on a tee in the first.
Here we go bitches
Only 25 pitches?
Maybe if more fat girls bought my jersey I’d hit better than .200 in September
I’m seeing some action already.
We’re going to string ’em along then rip out their hearts and stomp on ’em.
We’ll leave our shirt tucked in though.
Da fug is going on here?
Am I there?
Well, Carlos will be well rested for his next start.
What a crapfest this was.
He was throwing in the 90s. His last fastball was 94, but it was all over the fucking place.
Seven runs won’t win me.
45
Only 25 were strikes.
Meh. Better now than in 11 days.
Carlos tried to walk off the mound before Lou took him out. Lou made him walk back and stand on the mound before he took the ball from him.
you’re delusional, broski
Maybe Z’s control really misses me?
I guess I’m not back.
I’ll commence sucking soon.
Struggling after a no-hitter isn’t that unusual, but not like Carlos did today.
Jon Lester gave up seven hits and four runs in five innings after his.
Clay Buchholz only went three innings after his, but didn’t give up any runs.
Justin Verlander gave up five hits and three runs in six innings. Lester and Verlander both lost.
The last guy to pitch well after a no-hitter was Mark Buehrle who went seven innings, gave up six hits and no runs.
Game? What game? I thought they were just going to reshow my no hitter today.
I sent Z bad mojo after his comment about wanting to replace me.
That’s exactly how Carlos pitched today. No focus, just kind of slung it up there and when things went bad he just got madder and madder and madder.
He made Jaime Navarro look composed.
I look like I’m fucking 55.
There are a lot of really smart, cool-headed pitchers that can give up a big inning like Z did in the first and then find a way to battle it out and salvage the game. I think once Z gave up that grand slam his brain was fried and there was no coming back.
This isn’t over yet.
…did the Desipio GameCast change from all ledge jumpers to all hope-crazy lunatics?
It’s kind of refreshing.
I am un f-ing hitable today. Here comes a complete game shut out.
I’m also roided up on Dave Duncan’s special sauce
9 runs will probably win this one.
Then again…
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=280530116
If there are any more of me left in the jar, I’d prefer that the Cubs save me in case they need one in October, thankyouverymuch. We are a finite commodity, even for good teams.
so far.
So when do I start throwing at people?
Soon Adam, very soon.
Ah, who am I kiddin?
Things could be worse. Single game wise it’d be tough to be worse but they could be. Cubs just need to win 2 games (or Brewers lose 2). At this point, I don’t care if they take their sweet ass time with it.
Who am I kiddin? Anyone who thinks I have any talent.
I’m down 34 on the week.
That’s Buds’ fault too.
I’m a Cactus League game now.