It was around a decade ago when ESPN first launched a wonderful and original concept called NBA Power Rankings.  Anyone could see that this was little more than a subjective listing of each team’s relative position - based on either the current Standings, the recent play of each team or the whim of the individual sportswriter - that are essentially worthless, argumentative and go out of date as soon as they’re written. They’re a joke, really.
So, with the 2008/09 season reaching the 1st December, it’s about time desipio.com got into the act. How hard can it be to get a dump of all NBA teams with a little pithy sentence or statistic accompanying each one?
Atlantic
Boston : 16-2 : The reigning champs have made the hard-fought-comeback-victory standard practice so far this season.
New Jersey : 9-7 : Are 7-2 and scoring a stunning 110 points per game since Devin Harris returned from an ankle injury.
Toronto : 8-8 : Chris Bosh is currently ranked 3rd in scoring, 5th in rebounds, 11th in FG% and first in minutes per game.
New York : 8-8 : After everything Knicks fans have gone through over the past 4 years, you’d be excited by .500 too.
Philly : 7-10 : Andre Iguodala continues to struggle – he’d had 12 Field Goals and 12 Turnovers in his past 3 outings.
Central
Cleveland : 14-3 : Not allowing the LeBron media insanity to distract them from owning the league’s 3rd-best record. Yet.
Detroit : 10-6 : Are 6-6 since the Billups trade, with Iverson averaging 17½ points on 39% shooting, 5 assists and 3 turnovers.
Chicago : 8-9 : Appear set for a wonderful future as long as Derrick Rose obeys the ‘Jay Williams clause’ in his contract.
Indy : 6-10 : The standings don’t reflect it, but no less an authority than Jeff Foster says they’re 10 Times Better than ’07.
Milwaukee : 7-12 : No sightings so far of Scott Skiles grating on his players, but maybe it’s because no-one is looking.
SouthEast
Orlando : 13-4 : Continue to win games despite Jameer Nelson, Keith Bogans and now Mikael Pietrus on the sidelines.
Atlanta : 10-6 : Who’d have thought Mike Woodson wouldn’t have been the 2nd coach fired this season, let alone the 1st.
Miami 8-9 : Dwyane Wade is headed for career-highs in points, assists and FG%, and hasn’t missed a game. So far.
Charlotte : 5-11 : Out of habit, Michael Jordan almost sat on the ‘NBA Champions’ bench on Saturday night vs Boston.
Washington : 2-12 : Ernie Grunfeld and Abe Pollin simply had no choice – this same roster made the playoffs last season.
SouthWest
Houston : 11-7 : Glass half-full? They’re leading the Division. Glass half-empty? They haven’t started to click.
New Orleans : 9-6 : Unexpectedly fragile start for everyone’s sexy sleeper team and everyone’s #1 Fantasy draft choice.
San Antonio : 9-7 : Delighted to be holding onto the 8th seed now Parker and Ginobili can both walk without crutches.
Dallas : 8-8 : Mark Cuban will use the disasterous Kidd/Harris trade as evidence he does not engage in insider-trading.
Memphis 4-13 : Rookie of the Month is a lock – but what are the odds for OJ Mayo to end up being Rookie of the Year?
NorthWest
Portland : 12-6 : Winners of 6 of their past 7, the Blazers are shotting a white-hot .408 on 3-pointers during this stretch.
Denver 12-6 : Who’d have thought they’d be a smarter, more consistent team without Allen Iverson and Marcus Camby?
Utah : 11-7 : Feeling much less concerned about Carlos Boozers’ pending Free Agency. Paul Millsap, on the other hand?
Minnesota : 4-11 : Despite still employing Randy Foye and Bassy Telfair, the TWolves are ranked 2nd in the L in assists.
Oklahoma City : 2-16 : After breaking a 14-game losing streak against Memphis, they face the Grizz again next week.
Pacific
Lakers : 14-1 : So what if the Lakers have only played 5 away games, this is definitively the best team in the NBA.
Phoenix : 11-7 : Need to start defending their home-court (currently just 4-5) if they’re going to be a serious contender.
Golden State : 5-12 : On a 6 game losing streak, but are lucky that the Kings and Clippers are playing just as poorly.
Sacramento : 5-14 : Are embarking on a much-needed 12-day stretch where they play only 3 games, all at Arco Arena.
La Clippers : 3-13 : It’s not a good sign of any team’s calibre when the presence of Zach Randolph is seen as an upgrade.
Odds of Mayo winning ROY is slim to none.
I’m from Memphis. Mayo can suck it, because Derrick Rose will forever reign as an awesome god.
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