In case you haven’t noticed (and judging by our traffic, you haven’t), there’s more than one place to get the low-brow humor and half-assed analysis that you get here.
Over at Fisted Foul, we’ve been busy mocking all sorts of big baseball news. Including:
The Genius takes his smarm to basic cable
Tony LaRussa is going to appear on an upcoming episode of Animal Planet’s “Housecat Housecalls”, and I recount a story about how Kermit and I were booked to be on that show, and how a simple misunderstanding got us booted off.
If a no-hitter falls in the forest…
Poor Dallas Braden threw a perfect game, but one sort of big thing was missing. You know, fans.
From prison to the Astros minor leagues
The uninspirational story of Rojo Johnson’s trek from a maximum security penitentiary to the Houston Astros minor league system. As Aaron Miles and Morgan Ensberg will tell you, there ain’t much difference.
Bruce Drennan just lost his shit
Must see TV as Indians post-game TV host Bruce Drennan…well, he loses his shit. Someday Ron Santo will do this very thing, and it’ll be the first time he’s earned his pay since the early ’70s.
Fergie always like them young
A Canadian national hero named Fergie making everyone uncomfortable on local TV? Who ever cancelled THIS show?
What’s a guy got to do to get a nap?
One is a sure-fire Hall of Famer, the other shared a coke supplier with Dale Berra, and both of them just want to take a fucking nap.
Bud will find a way to move these to Miller Park
The G-20 summit in Toronto this June will interfere with Roy Halladay’s return to Rogers Centre. So what’s a commissioner to do? He claims now he’s going to move the games to Philly, but we all know he’ll end up sending them to his old buddies at Miller Park.
All of this brilliance is only the beginning. We’ve got like five weeks of shit you haven’t bothered to read. So have at it, and we let you comment over there and everything. It’s really neat.
