In my hung-over Saturday morning haze I saw Seabiscuit’s Jockey leaving the morning session with Dusty and Hendry. It was odd to see him out of his silks.
As if you needed it, confirmation that Sammy’s not in the calendar.
The Bulls are now 19-10 since their opening nine-game losing streak. Who knew?
Groucho wonders if LeBron will change Paxsons some day.
Groucho has this gem…
Rod Strickland, on joining his ninth team, Houston: “Every road trip seems like a reunion.”
…for Shawn Kemp, every road trip was a family reunion.
John Jackson says the Bulls’ don’t think .500 is a destination, just another mile marker.
I agree with Mark Prior that it’s going to be hard to replace Moises Alou’s “40 homers” and Matt Clement’s “200 innings.” Because neither Moises (39 homers) or Clement (181 innings pitched) did that.
Mariotti puts down the doughnut to figure out that Tom Brady’s kind of good.
Wait a minute, you’re serious? Herb Williams is coaching the Knicks? What, Tree Rollins didn’t want the job?
The Wizard of Roz had a drunken conversation at Kitty O’Shea’s with Jody Davis, too.
The Florida Sun-Sentinel says that the Mets and Rangers are out of the Carlos Delgado derby.
The Baltimore Sun says it’s just the O’s and Marlins.
The Daily News says Carlos’ agent told the Mets to go away.
…no, wait. Now they’re talking again. Oh, just wake me up when it’s over and we know if there’s anybody left to take Sammy.
The Cubs are acting like Sammy can apologize and everything will be fine. Anybody really believe that, though?
Spanish-yes.com has a new look, but Peter King is still writing the same old…stuff. Check out the pantlode he wrote about Randy Moss to the Bears.
Kelly Dwyer on the Grizzlies. I’m still mad he didn’t use any of my quality stuff about Fratello’s permed and non-permed career records. It was startling.
Johnny Carson was writing monologue jokes for David Letterman until shortly before he died. He’d have written them for Leno, but Jay doesn’t like to use funny jokes.
America’s finest news source with the story of a California waitstaff who are just getting tired of having sex with each other.
I also gave you a 50-50 chance of guessing what was on Brett Favre’s TV on Sunday.
If there’s a stripper pole on the TV, then it was his daughter…practicing.
Dolan, you didn’t really say “We’ll get ’em in game six” to Frey, did you? That’s frigging hilarious.
Can I go to Scotland yet?
You just have to wonder what the hell Big Sharon was thinking with that outfit. I don’t even think a Butch would come up and hit on her it that get-up. That’s embarrassing.
Actually that that guy that we were drinking with went to high school with my BROTHER, not me. He was my brother’s best man and he’s about 6 years older than me.
Otto’s a 1982 graduate of Elk Grove. My oldest brother played high school ball with him. When he was a senior, Otto singlehandedly took the Grens to their only downstate appearance in school hostory, only to lose 1-0.
So you were basically being exposed to an impromptu Elk Grove High School circle jerk, Andy.
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I really AM sorry I missed it. Shit.
It was a good time. Otto’s a good guy. He was struggling on Sunday morning during the “Down on the Farm” session (shouldn’t Max Armstrong be hosting that?) and his voice kept cracking. He just pointed at his throat and said, “Kitty O’Shea’s.”
He told me that he’s not sure if Comcast has hired anybody to do postgame analysis, but he knows they haven’t hired him yet. Given the horrendously bad Luke Stuckmeyer-Stacy King postgame for the Bulls, and no pregame, you have to worry.
My dad walked by Luke at the convention and I yelled, “Don’t get any Stuckmeyer on you.”
By the way, I saw Pat Boyle…he’s like 6’13. I had no idea. He’s giant.
And I’m disappointed that I didn’t run into Kerry Sayers or her ludicrously active right eyebrow.
Forgot about the Fratello bit. Could you re-send? AOL likes to get rid of mail after, oh, 12 minutes in your inbox.
Wanna talk dopes? Yours truly. I just figured out the “Spanish-Yes” line.
Hey! It only took me 18 months.
Tip for Andy. When yelling “Sloth” at fat guys, make sure they are rather tall.
FWIW, I respond to “Rabbi.”
Oh, I only yelled at tall fat guys. And that’s why I was nearly killed. I can beat up the short fat ones.
So I was apparently the Casanova of Kitty O’Shea’s Friday? I’m a real Don Juan aren’t I?
Did Don Juan ever get shot in the neck?
It is not your fault that you yelled “Sloth” at strangers, the reason he is called that is because of the number of toes he has. I assume, given the weather, all of the tall fat guys that you yelled at were wearing shoes.
KD?
It was on the Kings, and the fact that they were beat by 30 yesterday kind of, heheh, changed things. It’ll be up tomorrow.
Nice.
You’d better be nice to me, otherwise…
…well, you know what happened the last time someone slandered me?!?
I’m dead!
Chicago Bulls, 20-19. Discuss.
Why was I not mentioned in the article???????
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