When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?
Quote from: Brownie on April 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?
When do I learn to stop caring about these horseshit teams?
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 03:36:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?
When do I learn to stop caring about these horseshit teams?
(http://www.waterloointernational.com/Portals/100/Images/Main_Casket_w_MLBlogo.png)
or, if you're more a cremation guy:
(http://www.windycitizen.com/files/cubs_urn.jpg)
Hey, I'm more angry that this will spawn a Phil Rogers column on some bullshit. Zambrano could not give up another run all month, and Rogers and his brain-dead ilk will feel vindicated.
Agreed, TJ. Z makes it hard to defend him sometimes.
Remember when this guy was pretty good?
Nice throw to third, fuckhole.
Mark it dude.
Time to update the thread title!
Done.
54?
Edit: n/m. Just saw the update.
Is it time to trade him to the Yankees yet?
Kaplan loved this
It's not Opening Day unless Carlos is getting his tits lit.
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 05, 2010, 04:04:14 PM
It's not Opening Day unless Carlos is getting his tits lit.
I could point out that... eh, fuck it
The decimal points were not needed.
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
I'm going to venture to say that's heavily inflated by this one.. Which if that's the case, there's little to base the thought of "It's opening day so Z will suck"... But that's just me. I want my fat asshat of a pitcher back though. Fuck this kindred spirit.
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
I'm going to venture to say that's heavily inflated by this one.. Which if that's the case, there's little to base the thought of "It's opening day so Z will suck"... But that's just me. I want my fat asshat of a pitcher back though. Fuck this kindred spirit.
It's somewhat inflated, but not really. He was bad on opening day in '05, '06, and '07, but not as bad as today. He was tits in 2008 and 2009, though, so I had hope he had turned it around.
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2010, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
I'm going to venture to say that's heavily inflated by this one.. Which if that's the case, there's little to base the thought of "It's opening day so Z will suck"... But that's just me. I want my fat asshat of a pitcher back though. Fuck this kindred spirit.
It's somewhat inflated, but not really. He was bad on opening day in '05, '06, and '07, but not as bad as today. He was tits in 2008 and 2009, though, so I had hope he had turned it around.
[Right-wing talking point] How's that hope and change working for you? Odumbo. [/Right-wing talking point]
The John Boehner colored Kaplan is tearing into El Toro on CSN
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 05, 2010, 05:20:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2010, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
I'm going to venture to say that's heavily inflated by this one.. Which if that's the case, there's little to base the thought of "It's opening day so Z will suck"... But that's just me. I want my fat asshat of a pitcher back though. Fuck this kindred spirit.
It's somewhat inflated, but not really. He was bad on opening day in '05, '06, and '07, but not as bad as today. He was tits in 2008 and 2009, though, so I had hope he had turned it around.
[Right-wing talking point] How's that hope and change working for you? Odumbo. [/Right-wing talking point]
Take it to the clusterfuck thread, Zippy.
Ahem... Under 10 now, gents
The Carlos-O-Meter is down to 9.45.
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2010, 05:00:09 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 05, 2010, 04:46:29 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 05, 2010, 04:40:18 PM
Carlos in 6 Opening Day starts:
8.23 ERA
1.98 WHIP
I'm going to venture to say that's heavily inflated by this one.. Which if that's the case, there's little to base the thought of "It's opening day so Z will suck"... But that's just me. I want my fat asshat of a pitcher back though. Fuck this kindred spirit.
It's somewhat inflated, but not really. He was bad on opening day in '05, '06, and '07, but not as bad as today. He was tits in 2008 and 2009, though, so I had hope he had turned it around.
It was at 4.67 ERA and 1.70 WHIP on OD prior to the disaster