Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.
I'll watch the baby.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
And suckle your breast? Nasty.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.
This guy is.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.
No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.
DISCLAIMER: I have not actually
seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.
Quote from: Eli on August 03, 2010, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.
No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.
DISCLAIMER: I have not actually seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.
I've actually seen it and can honestly say that if you read Eli's post it will spoil the film completely. You might as well stay home and watch Beer League.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
Maybe TDubbs
won't take smg out after all!
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 03, 2010, 09:50:52 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 03, 2010, 09:49:40 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
I hope I'm not missing anything. I like turds.
No one's going to ruin it for you. It's about dreaming. That's it. Also, the end is completely open-ended, so there's nothing to spoil, despite what all of these nerds say.
DISCLAIMER: I have not actually seen Inception, at least in the traditional sense of "actually watching the film," but I did read a few reviews on Metacritic and have formed a passionate opinion.
I've actually seen it and can honestly say that if you read Eli's post it will spoil the film completely. You might as well stay home and watch Beer League.
No one is going to watch that.
People next to me brought their 5 year old to the 9 PM show.
Dum.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on August 03, 2010, 10:35:09 AM
People next to me brought their 5 year old to the 9 PM show.
Dum.
Why?
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
You might have just won father of the year.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Thanks for translating my post into retard.
I have better luck at Minesweeper than I do avoiding Inception threads. See? I didn't even avoid this one. What the fuck man? What the fuck.
Quote from: Simmer on August 03, 2010, 11:26:16 AM
I have better luck at Minesweeper than I do avoiding Inception threads. See? I didn't even avoid this one. What the fuck man? What the fuck.
But this is the Inception Avoidance thread. So coming here is hunky dory.
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:22:44 AM
Anyone else not clicked on the Inception threads because they're trying to find a goddamn babysitter so they can go out and watch this movie without it being ruined by a bunch of turds on a turdy message board?
Yes - me.
And I haven't seen any of those other movies either.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?
The ol' Redbeard-bocaj combo was legendary in it's firm grasp on retardation.
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?
How is what I said retarded?
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 09:38:58 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 09:34:21 AM
I'll watch the baby.
Thanks! I should just sneak him in under my shirt. He'd sleep through it anyway.
You can't take babies to movies?
It's bad form.
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
But Slak said that he'd sleep thru the whole thing anyway. That was my point. if he's going to sleep the whole time, then not having a babysitter is a weak excuse. Or just make your wife watch the kid and go to the show.
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 02:31:29 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 03, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 03, 2010, 01:59:14 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on August 03, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 03, 2010, 10:40:05 AM
No one wants to see my kid. He's 3 months old. He's unable to do anything of value. Why would I waste society's time? Once he's able to perform various tricks involving magic and karate we'll start parading him around the streets. Until then, the kid stays home.
I think people are going to see the movie, not your kid. Get over yourself.
Dubbs, it's more for the people around us. You would get all red faced and want to punch my face in if my kid started screaming during the opening night of The Other Guys, starring Eva Mendes, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Amiright?
Is this the most retarded one-two punch in recent Desipio memory or what?
How is what I said retarded?
Slak said none of the people in the theater want to see his kid. After all, they're there for the movie.
TDubbs countered that the people in the theater are there to see the movie, not Slak's kid.
You responded to TDubbs that, to the contrary, the real issue is the people in the theater who are trying to watch a movie and don't want to hear a kid crying.
And now, another Inception Thread to avoid.