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Title: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Brownie on April 12, 2011, 10:19:40 PM
Bears to play Tampa at Wembley in October. Who's with me? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0413-bears-chicago--20110412,0,5458846.story)
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Internet Apex on April 13, 2011, 12:28:28 AM
Quote from: Brownie on April 12, 2011, 10:19:40 PM
Bears to play Tampa at Wembley in October. Who's with me? (http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-spt-0413-bears-chicago--20110412,0,5458846.story)

You got a toothbrush?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Zxktsb_xA
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 12:51:18 AM
If you're really coming over for that, I'll do my best to hop across the North Sea and show you all rahnd Lahndan.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: flannj on April 13, 2011, 12:54:12 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 12:51:18 AM
If you're really coming over for that, I'll do my best to hop across the North Sea and show you all rahnd Lahndan.

Southern fairies or Northern monkeys?
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: BBM on April 13, 2011, 01:20:30 AM
So how do you meatball-ey complain about Cutler in the queens english?

Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 04:01:51 AM
I say, old fruit, I do believe that chap Utler is swinging the lead.  A stiff upper lip is what's called for, what?  Fight them on the beaches, you know?  Obviously not an old Etonian.  No - bloody rum do, that.  Pass the port, will you, old thing, and look sharp?  Stepping out with Molly Cholmondely-Beauchamp for tea at Fortnum's in twenty minutes.  Fine filly.  Chin chin.

P.S.  "Cholmondely-Beauchamp" is, of course, pronounced "Chumley-Beecham".
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: CBStew on April 13, 2011, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 04:01:51 AM
I say, old fruit, I do believe that chap Utler is swinging the lead.  A stiff upper lip is what's called for, what?  Fight them on the beaches, you know?  Obviously not an old Etonian.  No - bloody rum do, that.  Pass the port, will you, old thing, and look sharp?  Stepping out with Molly Cholmondely-Beauchamp for tea at Fortnum's in twenty minutes.  Fine filly.  Chin chin.

P.S.  "Cholmondely-Beauchamp" is, of course, pronounced "Chumley-Beecham".

Why can't those people learn how to speak English?
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 13, 2011, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 04:01:51 AM
I say, old fruit, I do believe that chap Utler is swinging the lead.  A stiff upper lip is what's called for, what?  Fight them on the beaches, you know?  Obviously not an old Etonian.  No - bloody rum do, that.  Pass the port, will you, old thing, and look sharp?  Stepping out with Molly Cholmondely-Beauchamp for tea at Fortnum's in twenty minutes.  Fine filly.  Chin chin.

P.S.  "Cholmondely-Beauchamp" is, of course, pronounced "Chumley-Beecham".

Why can't those people learn how to speak English?

Don't you start.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Brownie on April 13, 2011, 09:34:35 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 04:01:51 AM
I say, old fruit, I do believe that chap Utler is swinging the lead.  A stiff upper lip is what's called for, what?  Fight them on the beaches, you know?  Obviously not an old Etonian.  No - bloody rum do, that.  Pass the port, will you, old thing, and look sharp?  Stepping out with Molly Cholmondely-Beauchamp for tea at Fortnum's in twenty minutes.  Fine filly.  Chin chin.

P.S.  "Cholmondely-Beauchamp" is, of course, pronounced "Chumley-Beecham".

This is outstanding.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Bort on April 13, 2011, 10:09:00 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 09:09:03 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 13, 2011, 09:03:01 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 04:01:51 AM
I say, old fruit, I do believe that chap Utler is swinging the lead.  A stiff upper lip is what's called for, what?  Fight them on the beaches, you know?  Obviously not an old Etonian.  No - bloody rum do, that.  Pass the port, will you, old thing, and look sharp?  Stepping out with Molly Cholmondely-Beauchamp for tea at Fortnum's in twenty minutes.  Fine filly.  Chin chin.

P.S.  "Cholmondely-Beauchamp" is, of course, pronounced "Chumley-Beecham".

Why can't those people learn how to speak English?

Don't you start.

Divided by a common language.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.

Did I ever tell you that the first game I ever went to was Blues vs Villa at St. Andrew's, back in about 1985?  They hadn't played each other for a few years (Villa had been in Div. 1, as was - now the EPL, and Birmingham were perennial Div. 2 types back then) and it all kicked off.  They had the police horses in, the works.  I was scared out of my fucking mind.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:21:24 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.

Did I ever tell you that the first game I ever went to was Blues vs Villa at St. Andrew's, back in about 1985?  They hadn't played each other for a few years (Villa had been in Div. 1, as was - now the EPL, and Birmingham were perennial Div. 2 types back then) and it all kicked off.  They had the police horses in, the works.  I was scared out of my fucking mind.

Well just this year at the Sty they had people throwing flares at each other and ripping out seats and launching those, too. You Bluenoses are fucking animals.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Internet Apex on April 13, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.

Did I ever tell you that the first game I ever went to was Blues vs Villa at St. Andrew's, back in about 1985?  They hadn't played each other for a few years (Villa had been in Div. 1, as was - now the EPL, and Birmingham were perennial Div. 2 types back then) and it all kicked off.  They had the police horses in, the works.  I was scared out of my fucking mind.

Were you wearing a jersey? Probably would have been safe since you were but a lad.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:24:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 13, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.

Did I ever tell you that the first game I ever went to was Blues vs Villa at St. Andrew's, back in about 1985?  They hadn't played each other for a few years (Villa had been in Div. 1, as was - now the EPL, and Birmingham were perennial Div. 2 types back then) and it all kicked off.  They had the police horses in, the works.  I was scared out of my fucking mind.

Were you wearing a jersey? Probably would have been safe since you were but a lad.

I might have been safe from the Villa fans, but the Old Bill would have been another story entirely.
Title: Re: Desipio European Vacation?
Post by: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:25:59 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:24:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 13, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 13, 2011, 10:20:15 AM
Quote from: Slaky on April 13, 2011, 10:12:29 AM
While we're there, Tonk, what say we make a jaunt over to Villa Park? I know it's not that close but you might enjoy spontaneous combustion.

Did I ever tell you that the first game I ever went to was Blues vs Villa at St. Andrew's, back in about 1985?  They hadn't played each other for a few years (Villa had been in Div. 1, as was - now the EPL, and Birmingham were perennial Div. 2 types back then) and it all kicked off.  They had the police horses in, the works.  I was scared out of my fucking mind.

Were you wearing a jersey? Probably would have been safe since you were but a lad.

I might have been safe from the Villa fans, but the Old Bill would have been another story entirely.

They don't care what you're wearing - they just want to administer beatings.