Shalom, Gabe!
Quote from: Tonker on April 29, 2011, 05:43:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 28, 2011, 10:11:13 PM
Shalom, Gabe!
Whuh?
The offensive tackle the Bears drafted last night is Jewish (http://www.hillel.org/about/news/2010/dec/16Dec10_Carimi.htm).
Face. Palm.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,4438833.story
Angelo almost spent the 29th and an a 4th to get the Bear Jew. The clusterfuck with the Ravens at 26 that allowed KC to jump them? Jerry's fault. In the end everyone got their man (||) and the Ravens are probably still pissed at Angleo. But the important thing to remember is that Angelo tried and FAILED to spend two picks on the Bear Jew instead of one. I fucking hate this team.
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 08:37:36 AM
Quote from: Tonker on April 29, 2011, 05:43:34 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 28, 2011, 10:11:13 PM
Shalom, Gabe!
Whuh?
The offensive tackle the Bears drafted last night is Jewish (http://www.hillel.org/about/news/2010/dec/16Dec10_Carimi.htm).
QuoteThere aren't many Jews that are similar to me in build, but I think people generally consider my physical stature before thinking about my religious affiliation.
No shit.
I can attest Carimi is not a golem.
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2011, 08:48:44 AM
Face. Palm.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/cbsports-bears-gm-on-failed-trade-with-ravens-it-was-a-glitch-on-our-part-20110428,0,4438833.story
Angelo almost spent the 29th and an a 4th to get the Bear Jew. The clusterfuck with the Ravens at 26 that allowed KC to jump them? Jerry's fault. In the end everyone got their man (||) and the Ravens are probably still pissed at Angleo. But the important thing to remember is that Angelo tried and FAILED to spend two picks on the Bear Jew instead of one. I fucking hate this team.
Check off box issues.
Telling one kid he was drafted when they actually drafted another kid.
Ravengate.
Vag McCaskey should call the recruiter that helped them get Angelo and ask for her money back.
Wait. He fasts on Yom Kippur and plays in a game if it falls on Yom Kippur? Which branch of Judaism is that?
"His decision to fast on Yom Kippur each year, despite the fact that it often falls on game days, is noteworthy in that it demonstrates his ability to maintain his commitment to his faith and career."
Quote from: CBStew on April 29, 2011, 09:17:39 AM
Wait. He fasts on Yom Kippur and plays in a game if it falls on Yom Kippur? Which branch of Judaism is that?
"His decision to fast on Yom Kippur each year, despite the fact that it often falls on game days, is noteworthy in that it demonstrates his ability to maintain his commitment to his faith and career."
But does he bowl on Shabbos?
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2011, 09:18:53 AM
Quote from: CBStew on April 29, 2011, 09:17:39 AM
Wait. He fasts on Yom Kippur and plays in a game if it falls on Yom Kippur? Which branch of Judaism is that?
"His decision to fast on Yom Kippur each year, despite the fact that it often falls on game days, is noteworthy in that it demonstrates his ability to maintain his commitment to his faith and career."
But does he bowl on Shabbos?
He sure as shit does not fucking roll.
For those of you unaware, here's is the key Inglorious Basterds bit (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/quotes?qt=qt0556480):
Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's a orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' here somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Now if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now take your finger and point out on this map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse.
Lt. Aldo Raine: [a smack is heard offscreen] Here that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I have heard of the Bear Jew.
Lt. Aldo Raine: What did you hear about him, Werner?
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club
Lt. Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one more goddamn time, and if you still "respectfully refuse," I'm callin' the Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big-ole bat of his, and he's gonna beat you to death with it. Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Fuck you.
[pause]
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: And your Jew dogs!
[the Basterds all laugh]
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.
[Calling offscreen]
Lt. Aldo Raine: DONNY!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [From offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:30:50 AM
For those of you unaware, here's is the key Inglorious Basterds bit (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/quotes?qt=qt0556480):
Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's a orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' here somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Now if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger?
Lt. Aldo Raine: Well Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me. And you need to tell me right now. Now take your finger and point out on this map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I respectfully refuse.
Lt. Aldo Raine: [a smack is heard offscreen] Here that? That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: I have heard of the Bear Jew.
Lt. Aldo Raine: What did you hear about him, Werner?
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club
Lt. Aldo Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one more goddamn time, and if you still "respectfully refuse," I'm callin' the Bear Jew over here, and he's gonna take that big-ole bat of his, and he's gonna beat you to death with it. Now take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: Fuck you.
[pause]
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: And your Jew dogs!
[the Basterds all laugh]
Lt. Aldo Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.
[Calling offscreen]
Lt. Aldo Raine: DONNY!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [From offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Aldo Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter and you are now beating into the ground.
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
If only there were some website with videos on it that you could watch for free. Not like whole movies but just specific clips for reference and such.
Oh, wait... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmEhIvQEIMY&feature=related)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
You're a fucking boob. I'm sure Tonks has seen Inglorious Basterds but was blissfully unaware that the Bears had drafted a Jew from Wisconsin to play O-Line. Your first post reads Shalom, Gabe! And I knew exactly what you meant but that you had failed in your attempt to create a lol. I figured you were drinking and didn't give it much thought.
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
Hmm? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63805123759063040) If only there was a way... (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63803588798984192)
to verify such a claim? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63801203921924097)
Aww, shucks! (http://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/63804894632611840)
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 10:01:10 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
Hmm? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63805123759063040) If only there was a way... (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63803588798984192)
to verify such a claim? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63801203921924097)
Aww, shucks! (http://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/63804894632611840)
Why so butthurt Gil? Is it not possible that two people can make the same joke independently?
Quote from: R-V on April 29, 2011, 10:14:07 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 10:01:10 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 29, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2011, 09:48:32 AM
A bit that Bernstein first referenced on teh Twitter Tonks didn't understand and you are now beating into the ground explaining for him and anyone else who .
As if people had never seen "Inglorious Basterds."
Guh.
Hmm? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63805123759063040) If only there was a way... (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63803588798984192)
to verify such a claim? (http://twitter.com/#!/dan_bernstein/status/63801203921924097)
Aww, shucks! (http://twitter.com/#!/ivychat/status/63804894632611840)
Why so butthurt Gil? Is it not possible that two people can make the same joke independently?
Not if one of those people is Chuck.
Funny. (http://twitter.com/#!/GabeCarimi/status/64074359278546944)
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?
Stephen Paea DT, Oregon State. 6'1, 303. Great pass-rusher, has a nose for the ball.
I'm slightly aroused by the first two picks in this draft. Angelo may be a boob but I think he just got two useful players that he desperately needed. Maybe Ruskell is doing the picking and Angelo is just in charge of the telephone. One can hope.
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2011, 07:01:02 PM
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 06:47:58 PM
First a Jew, now a Samoan... This is the start of a joke, right?
Stephen Paea DT, Oregon State. 6'1, 303. Great pass-rusher, has a nose for the ball.
I'm slightly aroused by the first two picks in this draft. Angelo may be a boob but I think he just got two useful players that he desperately needed. Maybe Ruskell is doing the picking and Angelo is just in charge of the telephone. One can hope.
If he can just find a couple guys who can actually block other guys for more than one second, then this draft might actually end up being a success.
And, heck, the quarterback's wife-to-be likes the first pick as well...
http://twitter.com/KristinCav
QuotePassover is definitely my favorite holiday. But potato latkes are my favorite Jewish food next to a nice reuben sandwich corned beef sundae!
Fixed, Samson.
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.
Nothing about his two career INTs?
DPD. Watch the highlights videos linked on the Bears' site. It's like they chose the worst ones they could possibly find. Carimi's are just combine footage. Paea's are pathetic except for a couple hits on the QB at the end. The first ones, he's not doing much except coming in at the end of the play. YEAH GO BEARS
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.
I watched Conte all season. I think that this is a good third round selection.
Quote from: CBStew on April 29, 2011, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: BC on April 29, 2011, 09:06:26 PM
Another fucking slow safety. Just when I thought the Bears might actually have a good draft, Jerry Angelo has to fuck it up.
I watched Conte all season. I think that this is a good third round selection.
Speakin' of Bear Jews. We're just going to have to see how this plays out, aren't we? I hate it when that happens.
Hey, Stew! Carimi beat you to Florida! http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20644191-419/sources-bears-trade-lineman-gabe-carimi-to-buccaneers.html
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 09, 2013, 08:05:13 PM
Hey, Stew! Carimi beat you to Florida! http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20644191-419/sources-bears-trade-lineman-gabe-carimi-to-buccaneers.html
Payback for the dead guy?
#toosoon #hashtag
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 09, 2013, 08:05:13 PM
Hey, Stew! Carimi beat you to Florida! http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20644191-419/sources-bears-trade-lineman-gabe-carimi-to-buccaneers.html
Tampa. That ain't South Beach.
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 09, 2013, 10:03:31 PM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 09, 2013, 08:05:13 PM
Hey, Stew! Carimi beat you to Florida! http://www.suntimes.com/sports/20644191-419/sources-bears-trade-lineman-gabe-carimi-to-buccaneers.html
Payback for the dead guy?
#toosoon #hashtag
I've been asking for that draft pick back since the day he died