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Quote from: Apex on April 24, 2009, 09:06:49 AM
EDIT: Oops. Wrong account.

AEPX DEVERSED DA CUBBIE CURSE

Quote from: EVILteddie on April 19, 2009, 05:34:23 AM
Kevin Gregg was definitly the balls yesterday. Maybe people will stop trying to toss him out after a week now >.>

~@~

Quote from: BH on April 17, 2009, 10:48:06 AM
This guy is a bit sassy.. planning his wedding before having someone to marry and getting defensive about it is all sorts of awesome..

"Dude seriously stop trolling. I made a post about what I would like at my wedding whenever that day comes and you attack it because I don't have a fiancee yet. Why? People keep saying I take over rants but its everyone who comes in to poke fun at my posts for no reason. If you disagree with something then fine argue, air your difference of opinion but stop wasting posts that serve no purpose and only bog down threads."

Surely one wouldn't want to waste posts at NSBB!

Quote from: The same guy in the very next postsry double post

Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 16, 2009, 05:17:02 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 16, 2009, 04:58:46 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 16, 2009, 04:54:04 PM

Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 16, 2009, 04:45:27 PM

Quote from: Simmer on April 16, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
AAA call-up candidates:  Jeff Samardzija, Jose Ascanio, Jeff Stevens, Chad Fox's severed arm, Greg Reinhard, Esmailin Caridad.

I had never heard of either Reinhard or Caridad before today.

I'm not pushing the panic button on the bullpen.  It's too early to jump on the hate bandwagon.  With baseball, things need time to evaluate, the bullpen especially.  But, still, ....

I'M DRIVING THE HATEMOBILE ON ANGER WHEELS!

IT'S FUELED BY DROPS OF PERSPIRATION COLLECTED FROM HUEY. PERSPIRATION THAT ACCUMULATED WHILE HE WAS FORCED TO INTERACT WITH JOHN MURRAY. ALSO, THE STEREO'S VOLUME KNOB FELL OFF WHICH IS REALLY FRUSTRATING AT TIMES.

IT HAS GPS BUT THE DIRECTIONS ARE SPOKEN BY PRE WHO IS READING THEM FROM A WEEBS POST.

RIDING IN THE BACK AND TELLING ME HOW TO DRIVE IS TDUBBS AT A TOTAL SAUSAGE PARTY, BRO.

WHILE YOU WERE WAITING AT THAT RED LIGHT, HE OFFERED JOHN MADDEN A RIDE BACK TO HIS BUS. OH JESUS HE JUST BROKE YOUR DOOR HANDLE AND THAT OVERSTUFFED BAG HE'S CARRYING IS FULL OF INDIAN FOOD. WHERE IS THE BUS? NOBODY KNOWS--NOT EVEN WEEBS--AND MADDEN'S STARTING TO HUNGER.

Quote from: ChuckD on April 16, 2009, 04:54:04 PM

Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 16, 2009, 04:45:27 PM

Quote from: Simmer on April 16, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
AAA call-up candidates:  Jeff Samardzija, Jose Ascanio, Jeff Stevens, Chad Fox's severed arm, Greg Reinhard, Esmailin Caridad.

I had never heard of either Reinhard or Caridad before today.

I'm not pushing the panic button on the bullpen.  It's too early to jump on the hate bandwagon.  With baseball, things need time to evaluate, the bullpen especially.  But, still, ....

I'M DRIVING THE HATEMOBILE ON ANGER WHEELS!

IT'S FUELED BY DROPS OF PERSPIRATION COLLECTED FROM HUEY. PERSPIRATION THAT ACCUMULATED WHILE HE WAS FORCED TO INTERACT WITH JOHN MURRAY. ALSO, THE STEREO'S VOLUME KNOB FELL OFF WHICH IS REALLY FRUSTRATING AT TIMES.

IT HAS GPS BUT THE DIRECTIONS ARE SPOKEN BY PRE WHO IS READING THEM FROM A WEEBS POST.

Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 16, 2009, 04:45:27 PM

Quote from: Simmer on April 16, 2009, 04:40:53 PM
AAA call-up candidates:  Jeff Samardzija, Jose Ascanio, Jeff Stevens, Chad Fox's severed arm, Greg Reinhard, Esmailin Caridad.

I had never heard of either Reinhard or Caridad before today.

I'm not pushing the panic button on the bullpen.  It's too early to jump on the hate bandwagon.  With baseball, things need time to evaluate, the bullpen especially.  But, still, ....

I'M DRIVING THE HATEMOBILE ON ANGER WHEELS!

IT'S FUELED BY DROPS OF PERSPIRATION COLLECTED FROM HUEY. PERSPIRATION THAT ACCUMULATED WHILE HE WAS FORCED TO INTERACT WITH JOHN MURRAY. ALSO, THE STEREO'S VOLUME KNOB FELL OFF WHICH IS REALLY FRUSTRATING AT TIMES.

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on April 16, 2009, 03:56:29 PM
Nice to know there is only one MLB-level pitcher out in the pen.

Nice work Jim.

There's always Jeff Stevens, Chris Archer and John Gaub.

Quote from: morpheus on April 14, 2009, 10:01:41 AM

Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on April 14, 2009, 10:00:09 AM

Quote from: morpheus on April 13, 2009, 08:46:55 AM
http://listas.20minutos.es/?do=show&id=66425&c=1233508233

Who knew there were so many reasonably attractive*** female politicians?

*** Note: this adjective can be used to describe almost all the ladies on this list.

Nice representation from Israel.  Reason enough to know the Islamics are on the wrong end.

(GIANT PICTURES)

Really?  A blonde Jew?

I can't quite make out their facial features, Chuck.

I just viewed them from across the room; twenty sheqel says the second one has, or used to have, a penis.

This:



will never fail to make me think of this:

Quote from: BH on April 13, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Ty Wiggington + Ricky Nolasco > Fontenot+DeRosa > Miles+DeRosa

Natch. Ty Wiggington hits a home run against us every time. Addition by subtraction.

Quote from: Eli on April 13, 2009, 03:11:04 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 13, 2009, 03:08:34 PM
Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?

Not when Fontenot has a 550 point edge in OPS.

Wait until it gets down to 200 or so.

Fontenot+DeRosa > Miles+DeRosa

It holds true in just about every way including the all-important "stubble" metric.

Is it acceptable to bemoan the loss of DeRosa yet?

Quote from: Slakee on April 12, 2009, 08:47:32 PM

Quote from: ChuckD on April 12, 2009, 08:34:05 PM
We're fucked.

I just heard he died on the clubhouse table.

The Angels are fucked.

We're fucked.

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

Quote from: IrishYeti on April 12, 2009, 01:47:35 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on April 12, 2009, 01:04:21 PM

Quote from: Jon on April 12, 2009, 12:55:40 PM

Quote from: Tank on April 12, 2009, 09:36:47 AM
>>From: Tank
>>Subject: FW: FYC

Quote from: RV on April 11, 2009, 11:30:21 PM
>>>Date: April 11, 2009

>>>To: Internet Chuck

>>>From: RV

>>>Subject: FYC

>>>Chuck,

>>>Eff ewe.