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What happened to quality TV like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IUO32EGdEpg&mode=related&search=

HE'S A CHICKEN!?

Another Gem, from fellow homo Paul Sullivan:

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/cs-070223cubs,1,1760433.story?coll=cs-home-headlines

QuoteCorey Patterson spent a few years in the minor leagues being promoted as the next great Cubs outfielder, only for impatient fans to run him out of town because they wondered when he was going to live up to the buildup.

Hmm. It's our fault Corey sucked balls?

So do we get credit for his solid 04 season?

#*($* Sullivan.

Quote from: forkserker on January 30, 2007, 12:31:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg

Kill. Me. Now.

The week is ruined. Shit.

This website, and this commercial, go hand in hand, in my mind.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=v9e4QD1zm0Q

Quote from: CPT on January 16, 2007, 12:38:34 PM

Quote from: RockTheIvy on January 16, 2007, 12:17:44 PM
The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs


went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.

Just thought I'd let you know, this clip is still on the air.

So there's hope. Good.

Show's how hip I am with today's kids, too.

The problems with our nation's youth would be nonexistent, had sweet ass clips like this not gone off the air:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qqhOIfAKs


went to whatsamatteryou lived in frostbite falls.

After 12 pages of Sydnee Steele goodness, I've decided to go with the Tucher Urfränkisch dunkel. I'am the biggest Nurnberg homer there is.

Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on December 21, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Can't believe no one has mentioned Schaefer's. Or Dubuque Star. Man, you had to be one poor-ass, thirsty college dude to drink that piss water. So of course, I drank a lot of it. Because I was poor. And thirsty. And shiftless.

Twenty-plus years later, I've conquered one of those three hurdles, bully for me!

Would that be, "The one beer to have when you're having more than one?"

Maybe the best advertising slogan ever. Well, after "I Cuss you Cuss we all Cuss for Asparagus"

Quote from: Dave B on December 20, 2006, 02:39:52 PM
How about Stag? A Missouri beer, I believe.

When faced with the decision at the Edward Jones Dome (Club section at the Bears game last week) of a 24-oz. draft of Bud for $9.25 vs. a double Crown Royal for $7.25, the choice was easy. Plus a lot less pissing.

And an improved Dave B Swank O meter reading.

Quote from: Tonker on December 20, 2006, 01:45:55 PM

Quote from: TJ on December 20, 2006, 01:38:02 PM
Big Fan of Woodford Reserve, although I'm not as big a bourbon lover as I'm a Scotch lover. My Scotch of choice is Glenlivet, but Lagavulin is excellent.

you might also enjoy Highland Park.

More of a Highwood man, myself.

Quote from: TJ on December 20, 2006, 01:25:35 PM
I enjoy Leinenkugel's and have been enjoying it a lot more since my sister's fiancee is an area rep for Leinies and whenever we get together, he brings beer. That said, he's a Sox fan so maybe it's best to avoid buying Leinie's because we all know that he'll spend his commission on meth anyway.

Seriously, though Leinie's is pretty good, but I also enjoy Goose Island (Honker's, IPA and 312), Fat Tire, Anchor Steam and Sierra Nevada.

For foreign drinking, I do like Smithwick's, Warsteiner and Harp -- in that order. Give me a Stella and I won't complain, either.

For industrial drinking (parking lot at Soldier Field, for example), Coor's Light, Miller Lite, MGD, Budweiser, Bud Lite and Bud Select are what's consumed, in that order.

Now, what's everyone's favorite Scotch? Bourbon?

The Famous Grouse/Old Grandad/Fleischmans

Quote from: Brian on December 20, 2006, 01:14:56 PM
Blatz.  Point.  Rhinelander.

When you say WIS-CON-SIN, you've said it all.

I got beat up in Wisconsin once.

Those are really good with Foghat.

Quote from: SD on December 20, 2006, 01:08:44 PM
Lots of swear words could be used here about the (domestic) beer industry.  I'll limit myself to:

You can taste the steel from the distillery in Budweiser.  If you're going to drink domestic, the least you could do for yourself is have a nice warm Natural Ice, or the finest domestic out there, Icehouse.

Quote from: The Slak on December 20, 2006, 12:57:05 PM
We should change the thread title to Bad. Beer.

But I'll steer us back, I love me some Newcastle. Yum.

Why, I just enjoyed a fine Newcastle a few nights back myself.  That is what beer is.

My own input into this thread?  The greatest beer known to myself -- Warsteiner premium dunkel.  Go to war with Warsteiner.  Get dunked by the dunkel.

Warsteiner truly is a porn star. I got a buddy over here who refuses to partake in pretty much any activity unless a case of that is involved. Oh and you can't go wrong with a dunkel.

Quote from: Tonker on December 20, 2006, 01:04:02 PM

Quote from: RockTheIvy on December 20, 2006, 12:24:10 PM
Your favorite.

In the States: St. Pauli Girl: Special Dark

Here in Germany: Lowenbrau: Triumphator (That's 7.8% alcohol, MADD)

Best beer to drink prior to fat chick lovin: Schlitz.

For my money, Rock, Loewenbraeu is only the third best brewery in Munich, behind Paulaner and (best of all) Augustiner.  Ayinger (from just outside Munich) is also excellent.  You ask any beer nut in Muenchen what they drink, though, and they'll all say Augustiner.  Their "Edelstoff" puts hair on your chest.

Dutch beer sucks, for the most part.  Belgian beer, though, which is universally available here, is excellent.  Leffe and Grimberger are my favourites.  Blond, Dubbel, Tripel - it's all great, it just depends how pished you want to get.

In fact isn't Milwaukee an indian name?

Thanks man. I haven't ventured that far south. I'm currently stuck outside of Ansbach. A lot of the local stuff is pretty solid though. I hope to get down Munchen around Christmas. I'll check some of that stuff out. I really need more hair on my chest.

Quote from: forkserker on December 20, 2006, 12:36:45 PM


Bud is so bad it makes your balls rot off.

You don't buy Lil' Auggie Busch's advertising? But he's so convincing! He's like NOSE deep in those hops!