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#241
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: BananaHands on December 20, 2006, 12:34:52 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 20, 2006, 12:33:20 PM
Anyway that thread is almost a year old.  Surely the recently released Budweiser Select has to top someone's list, no?  No?  Ok, carry on.....

Better yet, anyone try the asstaste better known as Budweiser "E"... holy crap-o-la is that stuff bad.

I heard it gives you the clap. Or was it the hair gel and lightning pastel shirt?
#242
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 12:34:59 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on December 20, 2006, 12:33:20 PM
Quote from: Huey on December 20, 2006, 12:26:18 PM
Ahem.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=855.0

It's even got the same thread title.

Nope.  RTI got creative and added the punctuation.

Anyway that thread is almost a year old.  Surely the recently released Budweiser Select has to top someone's list, no?  No?  Ok, carry on.....

Benjamin: Did you work in TV?
Mrs. Vanderhoff: No but I watch a lot of it.
Benjamin: Of course you do, you're creative.
#243
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
December 20, 2006, 12:28:11 PM
Oh the shame.

I haven't felt this lame since I lost a game of butt's up.
#244
Desipio Lounge / Beer.
December 20, 2006, 12:24:10 PM
Your favorite.

In the States: St. Pauli Girl: Special Dark

Here in Germany: Lowenbrau: Triumphator (That's 7.8% alcohol, MADD)

Best beer to drink prior to fat chick lovin: Schlitz.
#245
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
December 17, 2006, 08:36:19 AM
Montage of montages.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=88zWUKEHx0w

Shed a few tears.
#247
Quote from: forkserker on September 08, 2006, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on September 08, 2006, 09:15:33 PM
Quote from: Magnum Pee Eye on September 06, 2006, 08:40:11 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on September 01, 2006, 11:32:08 AM
Ok..I'll stand up at Malcolm X college in my white robe while holding a burning cross....  I enjoy Nickelback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU&mode=related&search=

Portuguese People: 1  James Westfall: 0

I lost it at the comments section:

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"what how the f@#$ do you understand what is going on? I am sorry but I live in AMERICA. I dont speak Mexican. or china. or what ever that dude is spoutin..."
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lmao that is the funniest shit i ever heard, speak mexican or china lmao we know your white its called spanish dumb f@#$

John Hancock... It's Herbie Hancock. Duh!

I agree with everything said in this thread except the part about the Chili Peppers.  I dig 'em.

You know the scene in "Wayne's World" where they have the "No Stairway To Heaven" sign? I was in a music store where they had a "No RHCP" hanging near the basses.

"I know, I'll use the 'May I help you, riff!'"
#248
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on September 04, 2006, 05:52:06 AM
The group is Cornbread Red.  They also have an album that makes fun of Green Day, which is another group of pretentious asswipes I can't stand.

Yeah, that's it. I don't know why I didn't put that in the post.

And Green Day sucks now too. Big Yawn.
#249
Chad Kroger, Nickelback's "Lead singer," is also one Ugly dude. He didn't miss a branch falling off that tree.

Mid90s VH1 was atrocious. The only thing worse is, well, present day VH1, except now they're without homos like AJ Hammer.
#250
Nickelback blows. They're absolutely terrible.

But these bluegrass yokels are pretty sweet. They're on the iTunes empire. Check out their version of that godawful song, "Someday."
#251
Desipio Lounge / Re: Olberman on Coulter
July 12, 2006, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: James Westfall on July 12, 2006, 01:59:39 PM
I'd guess that's the order they'd be in if you ranked them in descending order by average viewer age too.


A/S/L?
#252
Desipio Lounge / Re: Olberman on Coulter
July 11, 2006, 12:49:55 AM
"Well at least drink your beer."

"That's...not...a...twist.."
#253
Desipio Lounge / Re: Olberman on Coulter
July 10, 2006, 04:57:24 PM
Quote from: Paul's gay dad's gay dick on July 10, 2006, 04:56:23 PM
You can take a quick look at what baseball cards he's been buying on ebay.  Ebay id Merkle923.  Less racy than you were hoping for though.  Sorry.

Billy Bean!?

Mein Gott!
#254
Desipio Lounge / Re: Olberman on Coulter
July 10, 2006, 04:53:05 PM
Shuddup. Just, SHuddup.

You had me at, "He puts the biscuit in the basket."
#255
Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
June 20, 2006, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: tjbrown on June 20, 2006, 03:31:44 PM
Quote from: RockTheIvy on June 20, 2006, 02:13:46 PM
Quote from: JD on June 20, 2006, 01:50:47 PM
Angel Salazar?  Is that one?  I can't even remember. 

Luis Salazar? The Midseason acquisition?

No, Angel was the Salazar of that magical 1988 season. He was the 1988 Cubs' version of Domingo Ramos. He scored 1 run in 34 games and produced a line of .250/.262/.300 before retiring as a Cub at the old age of 26.

Luis Salazar was a 1984 Padre (boo!), a 1985 White Sock (Jack McKeon called Roland Hemond in 1985 and said, "You send me your pothead Cy Young Award winner and his parole officer, and I'll send you Tim Lollar, Bill Long and 2 crazy Venezuelans." Salazar was one of the nutty Venezuelans), and a 1989 Cub (yay!)

Luis was acquired with Shawon's best friend for realtor and Boston favorite Cal Schiraldi, Phil Stephenson and cancer survivor (he's survived testicular AND Hawk Harrelson) Darrin Jackson.

Angel is also Venezuelan, but he did not put up a .325/.357/.425 like Salad Bar did in 1989. Unfortunately, his OBP never topped .300 in his 3 seasons in Lakeview before retiring at 36 in 1992. He now installs satellite dishes in Venezuela.

Wow. My...uhh...bad.

Is it me? Or did that guy know an awful lot of information for a security guard?