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#2702
Desipio Lounge / Re: Bacon Cups
April 27, 2009, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on April 27, 2009, 09:51:46 AM
Revenge of the Pig...

Does turkey bacon count?  I thought it was thrice reassortant.
#2703
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
April 23, 2009, 12:10:20 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 22, 2009, 11:59:13 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on April 22, 2009, 11:21:58 PM
"Finally, in the fourth inning while Joey Votto was batting, a brown, black and white cat (pictured, and thankfully not all black) scampered from somewhere under the LF bleachers and around the outfield before finally being corralled by a security guard."

Take up the White Man's burden--
No iron rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.


http://twitter.com/bleedcubbieblue/status/1580546287

QuoteCat on field, caught by security. NOT black

Was the first draft of Kipling in the form of a haiku, too?

Now I have to get out my Vachel Lindsay album.
#2704
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
April 22, 2009, 11:21:58 PM
"Finally, in the fourth inning while Joey Votto was batting, a brown, black and white cat (pictured, and thankfully not all black) scampered from somewhere under the LF bleachers and around the outfield before finally being corralled by a security guard."

Take up the White Man's burden--
No iron rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper--
The tale of common things.
#2705
Desipio Lounge / Re: Beer.
April 15, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 15, 2009, 08:17:20 PM
A friend of mine illustrated and helped research this. I think it's steak tits. What say you?

http://digg.com/d1ooBD


It does omit the mildly pedophilic literary contribution of Old Irish in which Conchobar "one third of the day spent watching the youths, another third playing fidchell, another third drinking ale till he falls asleep therefrom."
#2706
Desipio Lounge / Re: Open "FYC" Thread
April 07, 2009, 10:31:15 PM
#2707
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
April 07, 2009, 03:11:22 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on April 07, 2009, 01:03:37 PM
Is it the DTs?

Don't mistake "rum fits" for delirium tremens.
#2708
Boobtube / Re: Chuck
April 07, 2009, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: RV on April 07, 2009, 01:18:59 PM
Who knows what will happen with the buttchuggers running NBC, but I hope this guy is right:

QuoteWant to know my opinion on the chances that "Chuck" will be back next season?

Yes, NBC's Jay Leno Masterplan is a mistake and yes, it's a slap in the face of the industry's creative community. But try this as a positive after-effect: If NBC's programming window for weekdays has been reduced by a third, that perhaps that makes NBC place greater value on putting original episodes in those remain slots? I mean, if you only have two hours of new shows per night, you can't use that time for repeats, right?

Well, that would certainly explain why one never sees a repeat on Fox.
#2709
Boobtube / Re: Chuck
April 07, 2009, 01:52:14 PM
Quote from: Slakee on April 07, 2009, 12:52:37 PM
Quote from: RV on April 07, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
This is probably the most purely entertaining show on TV right now. The suits at NBC better not cancel it.

I don't think that's the last we'll see of Bakulatowski.

I'm with you RV. As one of the few people that watches Reaper (which basically just got cancelled), I'm hanging on to a lot of these shows for dear life. From everything I've heard it's doing pretty well. Have you heard otherwise?

The only reason Chuck is still on is that it's on NBC, and it tied its series-low demo numbers last night.  Given that it is NBC, it probably has a decent shot at renewal.

I wouldn't give up on Reaper just yet, though--producers are replaceable.  If the CW "wants" it (that is, its ratings are good enough to push them), ABC Studios could keep it going.
#2710
Boobtube / Re: Doll House
March 30, 2009, 11:00:55 AM
She seems more than a bit swaybacked, but I was assuming that it was an affectation meant to suggest estrus.
#2711
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
March 30, 2009, 09:50:12 AM
Quote from: Dave B on March 30, 2009, 09:23:53 AM
In the book, however, are numerous mentions of Al. He does refer to him as the director of the morning news.

Hey-O!
#2712
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
March 29, 2009, 11:14:33 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on March 29, 2009, 11:07:25 PM
This has got to be one of you motherfuckers, right? http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/3/29/814203/in-desperate-need-of-group

Without a mention of how losing Hank was like a splenectomy without anesthesia?
#2713
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
March 29, 2009, 06:50:32 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 29, 2009, 05:16:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwxmy1TWNM
So much better than that Hilton version.

Dateline 2002 February 13:

QuoteThe Carl's Jr. "nuggets" ad that aired in California in January and part of February is off the air, according to CKE Restaurants, the parent company of Carl's Jr., a fast food franchise in CA. The ad showed a group of men dressed as scientists examining a live chicken, looking for her "nuggets." One of them took off his glove and said, "They're not here either," implying an anal search for nuggets. A Los Angeles Times article about UPC's campaign to get rid of the ad ("What if Someone Went Looking for Your Nuggets?" by Dana Parsons, Jan. 16) quoted UPC President Karen Davis, "When someone's poking around your body and sniffing around, looking under your tail, wing and treating this bird's body derisively . . . that's our objection."

[Edit.--A more direct press release: http://www.upc-online.org/020117nr_carls_nugget_ad.html ]

[Edit 2.--Of course, who could forget this?  Perhaps only those who can't forget "Nathaniel Bar-Jonah"?



"I think I've tasted every flavor imaginable," says Padma!]

[Edit 3.--Stunningly, "luciferian masons" plus "Hardees" is a Googlewhack.]
#2714
Quote from: Tank on March 27, 2009, 09:00:52 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on March 27, 2009, 08:55:57 AM
Quote from: Tank on March 27, 2009, 08:44:27 AM
It's more about the development of ways to make darker colors reflect the infrared spectrum...

To where?  I'm not getting the energy balance here.

To somewhere where it won't encourage people to crank up their car AC.

Possibly "anywhere but the car itself."

Is "the air" somewhere that won't encourage use of air conditioning?
#2715
Quote from: Tank on March 27, 2009, 08:44:27 AM
It's more about the development of ways to make darker colors reflect the infrared spectrum...

To where?  I'm not getting the energy balance here.