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As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do, at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom.
Umm, I think I can do it.
I did it with Jan.
Quote from: Kerm on December 06, 2008, 06:24:32 PMThis development, of course, forces us to ask ourselves, "Who is willing to murder Larry Rothschild in his sleep so that Greg can be the pitching coach next year?"Huey?Huh. I hadn't even thought of that. I'm really getting old.
QuoteMost gifted athletes cannot transfer their knowledge, but Maddux's teammates will say he already has imparted an almost supernatural grasp of the game. He cannot teach how to snag a record 18 Gold Gloves, or win at least 15 games in a record 17 consecutive seasons, but he is nicknamed "The Professor" for a reason. When Maddux retires, baseball cannot let that mind go to waste."Pitching coach?" he said. "Haven't really thought about it. Senior golf tour? I'm 42. If I get really good by the time I'm 50, and can actually make it, I'll be up against guys like Lee Janzen, who won two U.S. Opens. Don't like my chances, do you?
Quote from: ~Apex on December 06, 2008, 01:03:38 PMQuote from: Kerm on December 06, 2008, 12:22:25 PMQuote from: ~Apex on December 05, 2008, 08:45:31 PM
Fuck Maddux.
How in God's name can you not like Greg Maddux?
Not a big Braves fan. I always enjoyed watching him work but these days I'm increasingly bitter that he spent all his best years elsewhere. Nothing personal.
Quote from: CT II on December 06, 2008, 10:55:52 AMQuote from: flannj on December 05, 2008, 07:24:56 PM
We hoped to hold the line on all of your seats, as we did in 2007, but it was not possible without hurting the competitiveness of the team or the maintenance of our 94-year old ballpark.
C'mon guys, part of this ticket increase is going to maintain beautiful Wrigley Field. Al Yellon is okay with it, you should be too.
Plus I'm sure they need the funds for that parking garage that MacPhail promised would be built in exchange for the bleacher expansion project.
Right?
Quote from: CBStew on December 01, 2008, 04:05:33 PM
I think that Henderson will insist that his name be taken off of the ballot, since you have to be retired for five years, and Rickey, like Sammy, doesn't seem to think that his playing days are over.
Quote from: Oleg on December 01, 2008, 03:53:48 PM
I can understand the argument for Morris, but I would leave him off. He had the luck of playing on some pretty awesome teams, he's the anti-Blyleven in my book.
Quote from: Fork on December 01, 2008, 05:33:07 AMQuote from: Tonker on December 01, 2008, 04:02:00 AMQuote from: Fork on November 30, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
LFork made a MEATCAKE tonight.
I win at life.
Photos to follow.
Come on, man! You keep talking about this cake made of meat, the very thing that will make my life complete, and yet you play coy with the pictorial evidence. I need to see it - to know it exists. Get them posted!
Quote from: Kerm on November 25, 2008, 01:56:21 PMQuote from: Simmer on November 25, 2008, 12:37:53 PM
Congrats to RD for being a first-time entry into the market game, and good luck on your purchase. Thanks to all the replies too, this has been some very helpful and worthwhile information.
I know this isn't a spam comment, but it sure reads like one.
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on November 16, 2008, 10:33:56 PMQuote from: butthead on November 15, 2008, 01:13:39 PMQuote from: CT II on November 15, 2008, 12:55:05 PMQuote from: butthead on November 15, 2008, 12:39:04 PMQuote from: 5laky on November 15, 2008, 12:36:52 PMQuote from: butthead on November 15, 2008, 12:32:33 PMQuote from: 5laky on November 15, 2008, 12:10:13 PMQuote from: smg on November 15, 2008, 12:00:11 PMQuote from: Gil Gunderson on November 15, 2008, 10:42:41 AMQuote from: butthead on November 15, 2008, 10:08:34 AMQuote from: 5laky on November 15, 2008, 09:38:13 AM
After that article comes out, how does Hendry not call Wood or his agent (or both on some new-fangled conference call function that I don't think has been invented yet) and say, "Hey, Kerry. I fucked this one up. I thought we were doing what's best for you, but you want a one year deal to stay here? You got it bud. How much do you want? It's on."
That's what I'd do.
If Hendry does not offer him a one year deal now, then somebody is lying. Either.....
1. Hendry really doesn't want him back.
or
2. Piniella doesn't want him back.
or
3. Marmol is whining about not being the closer and they are trying to make him happy for some reason.
or
4. Kerry really wouldn't accept a one year deal but is trying to come off as the good guy to the media and fans.
Even though I like Kerry Wood as much as the next Cubs fan, this does seem pretty likely. Isn't this what most professional athletes say when they leave a city they've been a part of for a while?
He said yesterday that they live here year-round and they're putting their kids in school here. His wife is from Chicago. I think he meant it.
I do too. My thinking is that Hendry and the rest of the staff decided it's time to move on.
Well if they can get him for one year, it's stupid to move on. There were two relievers on the team worth a damn last year, and now there is one. It's not like it's a rebuilding year.
Yeah, that's how most of us feel. Unfortunately, we aren't the staff.
We should be the staff. That would be cool.
Sam Zell needs buyers...who's with me?
I'm broke, but I hear there's a guy in Dallas that's interested.
I am. But I don't think I can scare up the cash on such short notice. I can see if Mark Cuban would like to buy in though.
Quote from: ~Apex on November 15, 2008, 09:22:31 PMQuote from: Mike D on November 15, 2008, 09:04:15 PMQuote from: ~Apex on November 15, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
Fuck if I care if you don't like my Hillary rants. I hope they bug the piss out of you.
FAIL
"Bore". Not bug.
Even better. You can skip them and read a few graphs some of Hoff's Puppies' latest manifesto. That oughta wake up that leg of yours.