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#46
Quote from: ~Apex on November 15, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
Fuck if I care if you don't like my Hillary rants. I hope they bug the piss out of you.

FAIL

"Bore".  Not bug.
#47
Who's Apex and his box of ANGER talking to?  

Son, the man hasn't been inaugurated yet and you're driving this bus at damn near 180 MPH.  At this rate, you won't survive to the mid-term elections.

Some of you may laugh when I say I consider myself an independent, but Obama's the only Dem on the entire balot that I voted for on the 4th and really am tired of these ideological battles that brings out the worst in peope, me included.  My first thought after the election was McCain for Sex of State.  As it is, Obama--whose mention of Lincoln (twice) and the Republican Party (once) was my favorite part of his acceptance speech--may in fact be reaching across the aisle, even posssibly calling on Ape X' old buddy Dick Loogie, among others.  

QuoteThe parallels aren't exact, to be sure. Lincoln brought several personal rivals into his Cabinet, making secretaries of opponents who had criticized him harshly. Obama's political history is a relatively short one, and, until he ran for president, his most serious rivalries were with the Illinois state senator he beat to join the state legislature and the Illinois congressman who defeated him.

But an elemental similarity remains, in their stated regard for advisers who come from outside the president's circle of friends and political allies.

Republican Hagel's name has surfaced in discussions about who should head the Departments of Defense and State. Republican Lugar, who was friendly and helpful to Obama on foreign policy issues in the Democrat's early days in the Senate, has also been discussed for secretary of state.

At the same time, Obama this weekend has dispatched former Rep. Jim Leach (R- Iowa) to help represent him at the G-20 summit. And sources familiar with the discussions say there is some consideration being given to keeping Robert Gates, Bush's defense secretary, in the same position.

I also agree that Bush isn't a bigot.  But Apex' caricaturized hatred for Shrilllery makes my leg fall asleep.  It's not even tiring anymore.

Anybody for a paradigm shift?
#48
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 14, 2008, 03:35:17 PM
Hopefully Kerm will be able to go to this year's BLOGGER'S LUNCHEON so he can find out from Hendry how much of this is true.
#49
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 14, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
If this is true, then consider me a little bitch.
#50
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 14, 2008, 08:15:52 AM
Quote from: Pre on November 13, 2008, 10:02:01 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
Some of y'all are little bitches.

Thank baby fucking jesus that I checked to see if you thought it was ok for me to be sad about this.

It's fine to be sad. I'm sad.  I'm referring to the petuant overreaction like this:

Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on November 13, 2008, 02:57:09 PM
Fuck Jim Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

Quote from: JakeD on November 13, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on November 13, 2008, 02:57:09 PM
Fuck Jim Hendry with a rusty fucking chainsaw.

Amen.

Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 13, 2008, 03:06:02 PM
FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

Go to hell, Hendry.

Quote from: Weebs on November 13, 2008, 03:09:52 PM
Hendry can go fuck himself.
#51
Quote from: ~Apex on November 13, 2008, 09:29:11 PM
This. Is why I decided to sit back watch how this all plays out.

And how'd that work out for you?
#52
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 06:47:24 PM
People who type "sigh" should be dragged across broken glass.
#53
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 06:30:48 PM
Quote from: Andy on November 13, 2008, 06:29:46 PM
There can't really be a team out there that will offer Kerry a four year deal, right?  I mean, unless "year" means month.

I think even three would be some kind of crazy.
#54
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:45:40 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on November 13, 2008, 03:40:55 PM
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 13, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on November 13, 2008, 03:08:05 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 13, 2008, 03:06:02 PM
FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

I haven't been this upset about a Cub leaving. Ever. Shit!

If you're too young to remember Greg Maddux walking away in his prime, then I forgive you.

Otherwise, you're a dope.

I still hate Larry Himes with the fury of thousands of white hot suns. Fuck him with said rusty fucking chainsaw.

Himes sucks, but Don Grenesko Stanton Cook, a Cubs VP, was truly the evil piece of shit that lost Maddux. He's the one that pulled the offer that Maddux was going to accept.

Different Tribune suit'd.
#55
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:44:03 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2008, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2008, 03:25:42 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
Meh.

I'm not nearly as upset about this as I thought I would be.

Some of y'all are little bitches.



How am I a little bitch?  I thought I was just ANGRY.

I would say that, first and foremost, calling other people out for actual attachments to players would rank as a characteristic on that list.

When you say "first and foremost" it implies a point in addition to the first one.

No matter.  I'm attached to players, sure.  But if there is sound reasoning for letting a player that I am atatched to go, then I'm not about to kick up some dirt over it.

Wood is fragile and he's asking for 3-4 years?  He's easily my favorite Cub for the past decade but there's nothing sane or reasonable about providing that kind of a deal.  Move on.

Some of y'all are little bitches.
#56
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on November 13, 2008, 03:25:42 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
Meh.

I'm not nearly as upset about this as I thought I would be.

Some of y'all are little bitches.



How am I a little bitch?  I thought I was just ANGRY.
#57
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:26:47 PM
Quote from: IrishYeti on November 13, 2008, 03:08:05 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on November 13, 2008, 03:06:02 PM
FUCK BALLS COCK DICK MEAT CURTAIN DONUT FUCK COCK I HATE THIS SHIT BALLS DICK COCK FUCK SHIT BITCH DOUCHE.

Fuck.  This sucks.  On a sentimental level, this is a kick in the fuckin' sperm flagella.

I haven't been this upset about a Cub leaving. Ever. Shit!

If you're too young to remember Greg Maddux walking away in his prime, then I forgive you.

Otherwise, you're a dope.
#58
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:23:36 PM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 03:21:41 PM
Quote from: Mike D on November 13, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
What were we talking about?

Hard to tell.  I always fall under the spell of you avatar, JD.

If you ain't too busy, then maybe you can take a ride into the danger zone with me so we can be playin' with the boys.

JD, you take my breath away.
#59
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:18:08 PM
Quote from: JD on November 13, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
What were we talking about?

Hard to tell.  I always fall under the spell of you avatar, JD.
#60
Desipio Lounge / Re: Kerry Wood Sploogefest Thread
November 13, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
Meh.

I'm not nearly as upset about this as I thought I would be.

Some of y'all are little bitches.