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Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 01, 2011, 08:32:19 PM
So, if I get a PS3 bundle right now, it comes with Killzone 3 which the Murton's can't play yet.  Anyone want to buy it?  I think it goes for $55 new.

This thread is called "video game deals" not "Selling bundled games for full retail price to Internet friends".

I wasn't saying that $55 is what I'd sell it for. I was just listing that as a reference.  I guess $30 would be about right, no?

A deal would be $0 b/c you didn't pay for it yourself. 

Actually, the console was free.  The game was $299.  Dumbass.

You couldn't be any jewier if your last name was Friedman

So I'm more Jewy than Chuck or less?

You tell me.  How much would you try to sell a free game for to your "friends'?

HEY JEW STOP BEING A CAPITALIST IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF VALUE JUST GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE DONT OFFER IT AT A REDUCED PRICE OR SELL IT ON EBAY FUCK

Quote from: Slaky on February 28, 2011, 12:11:21 PM

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Quote from: BH on February 28, 2011, 11:25:21 AM
At what point does Chris Martin tell his wife that she can't sing for shi#t?

Thank you for censoring yourself. Thinking of the kids. Good on ya.

The fun filter, which somehow lets me access this site, tracks the use of the naughty words.
Plus i made a promise to Carol on new years to cut back on swearing.

Carol doesn't even work here. Neither does Pepe Silvia.

Not only are these people real, but they are asking for their mail.  That's all anyone is talking about up there!

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 25, 2011, 12:23:00 PM

Quote from: Bort on February 25, 2011, 11:45:18 AM
Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy party boy backtalk a war hero.

That's a lot of scalps.

Enough to make a blanket.

Baby.       You're pear-shaped.

Per KC Johnson's twitter and anyone that can add, the Bulls are 17-6 since Noah's injury.  FACT: They did NOT replace him with Carmelo Anthony during that stretch.  Does this mean that:

Quote from: Eli on September 09, 2010, 02:45:39 PM
But I think Noah + Deng > Melo + whatevergarbagewouldreplaceNoahatcenter.

where "whatevergarbagewouldreplaceNoahatcenter= Kurt Thomas" is invalid?

Quote from: Armchair_QB on January 24, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
On a positive note, pitchers and catchers report in about three weeks.

You are using this word, I am not sure you know what it means.

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Quote from: Internet Apex on January 17, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
If I were in attendance when they: 1.) Clinched a trip to the Final Four. 2.) Won the whole sumbitch, I'd get my ass out there. Otherwise, no way.


Full Disclosure: When IUPUI won the Mid-Con Tournament Title and punched their first and only ticket to the Dance, I was courtside taking pictures. I ran out on the court with my camera, expecting our fans (both of them) to rush the court. I was happy, I was smiling, I was high-fiving players and then I realized I was the only non-player or coach out there. I quickly got all serious and took a bunch of photos.

It was not a great moment in my life. So when I see anyone doing such a thing for much dumber moments than my dumb ass got caught up in, I get a bit asshurt.

Fuck Matt Crenshaw.

He was like 36 years old when he sank the dagger to beat Valpo. I can't believe he's not in the NBA.

Ron Hunter bragged about Matt's service in the first gulf war.  Either Ron was confused or Matt wasn't 25, like the media guide said.

Ha. Ron did in fact tell me and some other reporters that Crenshaw had served in Operation Desert Storm. He meant Operation Desert Fox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Desert_Fox

It garnered many a lol at both Hunter and Crenshaw's expense. And by many, I mean at least seven.

So...you and I have been in the same room before?  Or at least the same building?  Fascinating.

Were you the fat guy in the ugly shirt?

No, I was the other guy.

Quote from: morpheus on January 18, 2011, 12:39:00 PM

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Quote from: PANK! on January 18, 2011, 12:12:28 PM
Serious question.  Has anyone found "The Heckler" to be funny?  Ever?   Even before this goon started taking himself so seriously and so  transparently attempted to defend the honor of Tits McGee with that awful attempt at humor I always found it to be a big bowl of lame soup.  Anyone who's ever thought of it as some sort of localized, sports-centric version of The Onion should be banned from being allowed to enjoy The Onion ever again.

THI

They're like Kurt Evans photoshops in paragraph form.

Illustrated by Kurt Evans Photoshops™.

DPD.  Mind.  Blown.

I feel like I'm in Inception.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 18, 2011, 12:16:25 PM

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Quote from: Internet Apex on January 17, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
If I were in attendance when they: 1.) Clinched a trip to the Final Four. 2.) Won the whole sumbitch, I'd get my ass out there. Otherwise, no way.


Full Disclosure: When IUPUI won the Mid-Con Tournament Title and punched their first and only ticket to the Dance, I was courtside taking pictures. I ran out on the court with my camera, expecting our fans (both of them) to rush the court. I was happy, I was smiling, I was high-fiving players and then I realized I was the only non-player or coach out there. I quickly got all serious and took a bunch of photos.

It was not a great moment in my life. So when I see anyone doing such a thing for much dumber moments than my dumb ass got caught up in, I get a bit asshurt.

Fuck Matt Crenshaw.

He was like 36 years old when he sank the dagger to beat Valpo. I can't believe he's not in the NBA.

Ron Hunter bragged about Matt's service in the first gulf war.  Either Ron was confused or Matt wasn't 25, like the media guide said.

Ha. Ron did in fact tell me and some other reporters that Crenshaw had served in Operation Desert Storm. He meant Operation Desert Fox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Desert_Fox

It garnered many a lol at both Hunter and Crenshaw's expense. And by many, I mean at least seven.

So...you and I have been in the same room before?  Or at least the same building?  Fascinating.

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Quote from: Internet Apex on January 17, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
If I were in attendance when they: 1.) Clinched a trip to the Final Four. 2.) Won the whole sumbitch, I'd get my ass out there. Otherwise, no way.


Full Disclosure: When IUPUI won the Mid-Con Tournament Title and punched their first and only ticket to the Dance, I was courtside taking pictures. I ran out on the court with my camera, expecting our fans (both of them) to rush the court. I was happy, I was smiling, I was high-fiving players and then I realized I was the only non-player or coach out there. I quickly got all serious and took a bunch of photos.

It was not a great moment in my life. So when I see anyone doing such a thing for much dumber moments than my dumb ass got caught up in, I get a bit asshurt.

Fuck Matt Crenshaw.

He was like 36 years old when he sank the dagger to beat Valpo. I can't believe he's not in the NBA.

Ron Hunter bragged about Matt's service in the first gulf war.  Either Ron was confused or Matt wasn't 25, like the media guide said.

Quote from: Internet Apex on January 17, 2011, 04:33:52 PM
If I were in attendance when they: 1.) Clinched a trip to the Final Four. 2.) Won the whole sumbitch, I'd get my ass out there. Otherwise, no way.


Full Disclosure: When IUPUI won the Mid-Con Tournament Title and punched their first and only ticket to the Dance, I was courtside taking pictures. I ran out on the court with my camera, expecting our fans (both of them) to rush the court. I was happy, I was smiling, I was high-fiving players and then I realized I was the only non-player or coach out there. I quickly got all serious and took a bunch of photos.

It was not a great moment in my life. So when I see anyone doing such a thing for much dumber moments than my dumb ass got caught up in, I get a bit asshurt.

Fuck Matt Crenshaw.

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Quote from: ChuckD on January 13, 2011, 01:42:50 PM
I'm pretty sure this is the funniest show on TV right now. YMMV

I agree.  And Archer is one of my favorite characters ever.  Plus, Jessica Walter is fantastic.

The Skytanic episode where he was reading off the letters using the phonetic alphabet killed me.

The cold open to Diversity Hire kills me, and then this exchange:

Lana: .. and what do we know about him.
Archer: Only that he's not circumsized.
Lana: OK. Glossing over how you know that.
Archer: We touched penises.

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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 12, 2011, 11:59:07 PM
Definitely spotted a dude in a John Scott jersey at the UC tonight.

Black alternate (non-throwback).

In the press box?

This guy was really short. Like 6 foot 2.

That's about how tall Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is.

Speaking of Derrick Rose, it's awesome to see him getting to the free throw line more often.  He's averaging a Dwayne Wade-ian 9.3 attempts in January so far, which is huge for his development.

6'2? Psssh. E'Twaun Morre is 6'4!

http://www.purduesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/moore_etwaun00.html

He's a helluva basketball player, that's for sure.  Big game for Purdue coming up against the Gophers.  Should be fun to watch.

I see what you're doing.

Yeah, he's humoring the Ape so that we can talk about the Bulls without him getting asshurt.  With the Heat coming to town this weekend (maybe no LeBron?) it's Luol Deng's time to shine.

Quote from: JD on January 08, 2011, 10:15:21 AM
I'm not sure why anyone would be against this trade.

I'm against the guy who made it.  Does that count?

Not a single "Guys like Matt Garza grow on trees" joke this whole thread.  Good work, everyone.