Desipio Message Board

Mehran Karimi Nasseri, age ≈76.

Thankfully, the two whiny shits from the band whined and shat their way out of appearing, which saved the trouble of loading up Yoko with a milligram of acid and making up a story about why she was being dropped off in the subway with a bag of hot dogs.

And without further ado, please welcome back Billy Preston.

Ron Popeil, 86.

The umpteenth TBS broadcast of The Last Jedi has informed me that there is now Corona Lite.

... I also keep missing episodes of "The Secret Life of Welsh Food."

OK, Sierra Nevada's Big Little Thing is worse.

Dogfish Head Slightly Mighty is Not Good. (In my defense, I received it because a delivery shopper was trying to finish out a BOGO, as there was only one 90 Minute Ale left.) Bood Lite is at least neutral in its wateriness.

I'm not going to get Miller Lite for a taste test. Blech.

I was paying less than full attention to this at the outset, but the synchronized skydiving routine was attention grabbing for its idiocy.

I'm disappointed that his role in Equinox didn't get mentioned. Fuck, if Criterion knows who you are, an obituarist should.

That was honestly the worst thing that I've ever seen, putting Jess Franco to shame.

I didn't realize that this could go downhill to the point that it comes to the corn-fed defeating the watermelon eaters. I guess they both eat fried chicken.

Helmut Jahn, 81, while running a stop sign on his bike.

That chiller plant is immediately south of the U. of C. Press building and, more importantly, was adjacent to my cubicle. I almost went bonkers from the construction noise. Oh, and they destroyed the community garden to make room for it.

... I just found an unwatched copy of The Calamari Wrestler on one of the laptops. I must have had some of the Lesser Sacrament when choosing to download that.

The Treniers, Say Hey. Willie Mays is the oldest living HOFer. I should have posted this on Thursday, but so it goes.

Bobby Unser, 87, has crossed the finish line.