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I'm glad Jared Allen prefaces this by saying he's not gay, because I'm not convinced.

"Everything but my backside loves you, but if you come back, I will let you slap my rear end every single day.  In no way gay at all, but I will take that stinging pain and I will eat it every day."

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/29/an-offer-favre-may-not-be-able-to-refuse/

I also went on the lam once.  She was the most tender lover (and later chop) I've ever had.

...and Hendry buys lunch with it?

Hello friends!

I have an alert set up so that when anybody bumps this thread I get a fax!  I'd have known hours earlier if I had put paper in the fax machine.  Or plugged it in.

Or turned it on.

Anyway, because I know you are wondering.

I did already today.

Looked like pea soup.

Funny you should ask.  Pepe's over in Germany, hanging with his buds from down under.

Hello again, everybody!  I was so glad to see yesterday that so many of you (well, one of you) missed my daily Stool updates in the News Box here at the world's greatest messageboard.  Andy has kindly allowed me to put up an update for today (actually, he probably doesn't know I did it), and I thought it'd be fun if we took the chance to chat about something we do every day (well, if you get enough grain you do).

Today's topic on Poop Chat with Karry Ling: The different types of poop.

I'm sure we all have names we give some different types of dump types.  For example, I have some.

The Boss (aka The Springsteen) -- You flush, everything goes down and then suddenly one pops back up for an understated encore.

The Aerosmith -- Much like The Boss, only this one comes back for repeated encores, whether you want it to or not.

The Osama Bin Laden -- You feel it plunge, you hear the splash, yet when you lift a cheek to check your handiwork it's nowhere to be found, presumably into the little cave.

Discuss amongst your friends!