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I've got a gigantic Cubs boner right about now.  I am going to do some fucking legendary drinking in Wrigleyville come the first week in October.

I thought 10 million was the bonus.  If it was that amount and not 3.2 mil, isn't a little jackassery called for?

Quote from: Pre on August 16, 2007, 11:22:02 AM

Quote from: Lunchbox on August 16, 2007, 11:16:42 AM
Please use less teeth.  That would be nice.

Yeah, calling a top draft pick talented is really going over board.  Did he knock up your sister or something?

You are right.  Not about the knocking up thing.  I hope.

Quote from: Pre on August 16, 2007, 11:02:59 AM


Honestly, can't you think of something better to complain about that the fact some super talented high school player thinks he's going to be great.  Isn't there a drama geek at your local high school that wants to be in a Scorsese film that you can go throw rotten fruit at?

Please use less teeth.  That would be nice.

Did the Cubs really give that kid 10 mil?  He better have Cecil Fielder power, because he is a dumb mother fucker if he thinks he's going to waltz in here and be a .320 hitter with power.  Have a cup of humility, son.  Tell us you are going to work your ass off and bust some hymans, that's how you'll get my respek.

Quote from: The Ghost of Disagreement on August 10, 2007, 11:34:56 AM

Quote from: Corn-fed on August 10, 2007, 11:25:47 AM

Quote from: Lunchbox on August 10, 2007, 11:09:42 AM
Probably not safe for work, but this is a good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kIQ0wGFGk

(Not racist?)

(Funny?)

I knew I forgot something.

Probably not safe for work, but this is a good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kIQ0wGFGk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31yVgwfi0ZI

I'm so sorry.