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#2
Neal fucking Cotts.
#3
Quote from: ~Apex on November 20, 2008, 08:59:22 PM
Quote from: De Jesus on November 20, 2008, 01:37:51 PM
My point is that they do skew things and cherry pick facts to support their point of view. 

I know, right? Doesn't it bug the piss out of you when people do that? I mean... COME ON!!!

I see what you did there.
#5
Quote from: BC on August 15, 2008, 12:03:55 AM
Just a little note for you. In the loss column, the Cardinals are now closer to the Astros than they are to the Brewers.

So you're saying that you're really worried about them...now more then ever? 

Oh, how humiliating?
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 11, 2008, 07:55:56 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on August 11, 2008, 07:46:36 PM
Quote from: Jim Edmonds on August 11, 2008, 07:32:01 PM
I HOPE YOU C@#$SUCKERS HAD GOODTIMES IN YOUR PLAYGROUND,SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK FOR A LIVING





Here I updated your signature for you.

:laugh: :woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof::woof:

:laugh: = 10 :woof:
#8
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 30, 2008, 09:23:52 AM
Quote from: EG on April 30, 2008, 09:20:07 AM
Prior weighs in on his latest throwing session:

QuoteMark Prior threw a bullpen session this weekend at Petco Park and came away feeling good -- mentally as well as physically. But he can't project when he'll be able to pitch.

"I'm not alone," said Prior. "There is no rehab precedent for the type of surgery I had. I had a combination of a couple things done. It's about getting healthy. I want to get back into pitching situations. But if I'm not healthy, there are no more situations."

Neither Prior nor the Padres are talking in terms of June 1 anymore.

Is it petty to enjoy this?

No, because it just reinforces that $3.25 million of the Cubs cash was far better spent somewhere else on Reed Johnson.   

Vag face'd
#9
Cojones the size of basketballs.
#10
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 08, 2008, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: EG on April 08, 2008, 01:41:48 PM
Awesome:



Is that jersey number significant in your opinion?

It's not a number that you should be concerned about.
#11
2008: the new 2005 for DLee?
#12
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
April 05, 2008, 01:02:23 AM
Quote from: Kerm on April 04, 2008, 11:32:55 PM
Quote from: BC on April 04, 2008, 10:43:09 PM
Quote from: hammerman on April 04, 2008, 10:09:13 PM
Okay guys, maybe one of you can help me out here: I'm looking for the Sammy Sosa / Jason Giambi Pepsi commercial from about 5-6 years back where they try to hit the farthest home run while on a mountain.  Sammy thinks he won, until a Sherpa guide finds a ball hit by Babe Ruth.

Some dialog from the commercial:

Giambi: "Best two out of three." 
Sosa: "I don thin so." 
Sherpa: "Who Babe Ruth?"

If anybody can find it, i'll give you ten million theoretical dollars.

I know this doesn't help, but I actually had that commercial on my old computer. Too bad I got rid of that computer just a few months ago. I could have actually been of use on this website, for once.

Holy God this post sucks.  I tried to find that commercial and failed, hammerman.  God speed.

I hear you, Kerm.  I tried my hardest, delving deep into the internets, but I couldn't come up with it either.
#13
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
April 04, 2008, 10:09:13 PM
Okay guys, maybe one of you can help me out here: I'm looking for the Sammy Sosa / Jason Giambi Pepsi commercial from about 5-6 years back where they try to hit the farthest home run while on a mountain.  Sammy thinks he won, until a Sherpa guide finds a ball hit by Babe Ruth.

Some dialog from the commercial:

Giambi: "Best two out of three." 
Sosa: "I don thin so." 
Sherpa: "Who Babe Ruth?"

If anybody can find it, i'll give you ten million theoretical dollars.
#15
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 28, 2007, 11:46:10 PM
First, I'd hardly call a team that picks up Ty Wigginton--the same Ty Wigginton that sucks so bad Pittsburgh wouldn't keep him--a 'buyer.'  I think that Morgan Ensberg's stock just fell to junk status.

QFT - Houston just designated Ensberg for assignment:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-astros-ensberg&prov=ap&type=lgns