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Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on September 16, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
Back on topic Dave....  Is she gay or married?

Shit, forgot to update.

She continues to e-mail him (initiates it) about 4-6 times per day. Same stuff as before. She did escalate it to ask him to tell her the next time he went out for lunch (left the grounds) because she'd like some real food brought in and they'd eat together. Only mentioned her son's dad being at the kid's soccer game, but then today's mail might have sealed the deal: they were talking about the Cubs and she said she and "Clint" (99% sure that is the "spouse's" name) had been trying to get tickets to Cubs games all year but they are sold out. That kinda kicked him the groin, but he's still not giving up hope until he knows for sure that it's still on.

I say he walks up to her and just smacks his mainmast on her desk. At that point, he'll know if it's on or not.

Even though it's a penal institution, I'm not sure that would go over too well.

It would probably be a good thing to remind him that there are other women in the world who a) aren't walking sexual harassment suits  b) aren't married and c) like to fuck. 

Prove it.

Talk to my receptionist and get an appointment first. 

I thought you stabbed her?

Repeatedly.

Pics?

And could you photoshop yourself out of them?

I'll be curious to see how he utilized his Louisville Slugger.

One of our earlier trysts (before she lost the baby fat and had lighter hair).  You can barely see me, but I'm in there.  Oh dear Lord, I'm in there. 

I was eating my dinner when I got to this point in the page.

You owe me a new keyboard......

Quote from: Taylor2 on August 14, 2008, 08:11:18 PM

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Quote from: Andy on August 14, 2008, 03:56:23 PM
Dusty's still never had a winning season as a manager without a star outfielder chock-full-o-roids to anchor the lineup.

So Dusty just needs Korey to juice up and he'll have a winning team again.

He said Star outfielder.

In Dusty's mind he is one. Dude.

Quote from: Taylor2 on August 14, 2008, 04:22:51 PM

Quote from: Andy on August 14, 2008, 03:56:23 PM
Dusty's still never had a winning season as a manager without a star outfielder chock-full-o-roids to anchor the lineup.

So Dusty just needs Korey to juice up and he'll have a winning team again.

He said Star outfielder.

Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on April 15, 2008, 10:39:25 AM
Is there any question that the Cubs should backup the cash truck and pay this man a stupid sum of money to be pitching coach when he hangs em' up?  Assuming, of course, he doesn't accept the gig in San Diego.

Maddux in his prime had very good stuff.  But it wasn't Pedro, Clemens, Bob Gibson nasty sort of shit.  His mental approach is what sets him apart.  He will win over 350 games barely being able to hit 90 on the radar gun.  If I'm a GM, THAT'S the guy I want teaching my pitchers.

THAT'S the guy the Cubs need to pay.    

+1

+3 if the cash truck runs over and kills Rothschild while backing up.