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Finally.

Fuck you, teh Paul.  I win.

And Tonks, I can't believe you picked Gazza, but he is definitely the most likely candidate to pull a George Best...

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Don Wade
powen01"

You ever been to the chud forums, motherfucker?  I'm a goddamn celebrity. 

Don't you Zsa Zsa Gabor me, you cock teasing son of a bitch:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255939/Hugo-Chavez-kept-alive-life-support-cancer-surgery.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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We see those polls on "which profession do you least trust/respect?"  Historically car salesmen have usually topped the list.  To my chagrin, but not surprise, lawyers have been a close second. 1/  But lately congress members are runaway leaders.

footnote 1.   Does anyone remember the scene in "A Man For All Seasons" when two characters are swapping insults?  One calls the other a "butcher's son", and he responds "lawyer!"

My 5th grade teacher introduced us to the play (and movie) 1776, which for some reason (nostalgia, no doubt) has always remained enjoyable and memorable to me.

Featuring this exchange.

Quote from: 1776
John Dickinson: Mr. Jefferson, Mr. Lee, Mr. Hopkins, Dr. Franklin, why have you joined this... incendiary little man, this BOSTON radical? This demagogue, this MADMAN?
John Adams: Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!
Dr. Benjamin Franklin: Easy John.
John Adams: You cool, considerate men. You hang to the rear on every issue so that if we should go under, you'll still remain afloat!
John Dickinson: Are you calling me a coward?
John Adams: Yes... coward!
John Dickinson: Madman!
John Adams: Landlord!
John Dickinson: LAWYER!

So a Lawyer is lower on the social scale than a "Fribble"?  Oh, how humiliating!

Well, to be fair, Fribbles are amazing.

Intrepid Reader TEC: "Intrepid Reader Gil: 'something something tribbles Star Trek something...'"

Intrepid Reader:

You rang, boys?

Quote from: Fork on December 28, 2012, 01:14:49 AM

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Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 27, 2012, 08:33:47 PM
Just a bit over 4 days.

Apparent picks in so far: Fork, TJ, powen, Pen, Tonk, CT.

The rest of you pricks don't even need to bother submitting; I'm going to run a train on your asses this year. 

Can we start an Assrapepool, too, then?

Rape means no consent.

Hi.

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 27, 2012, 08:33:47 PM
Just a bit over 4 days.

Apparent picks in so far: Fork, TJ, powen, Pen, Tonk, CT.

The rest of you pricks don't even need to bother submitting; I'm going to run a train on your asses this year. 

This is the time of year that gives me the biggest boner...  snow, lights, presents, and DEATH. 

Quote from: PenPho on December 06, 2012, 10:18:39 AM

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Quote from: PenPho on December 05, 2012, 06:31:38 PM
Something something Brazilians speak Portuguese, not Spanish.

Close enough.  Someone should post some pictures of Brazilian bikini babes mourning his loss...

These two look appropriately mournful.

"Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.

Read more tv spoilers at: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/brock-samson/#ixzz2EIJzMW15"

Quote from: PenPho on December 05, 2012, 06:31:38 PM
Something something Brazilians speak Portuguese, not Spanish.

Close enough.  Someone should post some pictures of Brazilian bikini babes mourning his loss...

Quote from: Fork on November 20, 2012, 01:06:50 PM

Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 20, 2012, 11:52:51 AM
I love that he's forced to include PA, which Obama won by a margin of a nearly 300,000 votes, in order to get under 270.

I also like that his proof is just a list of vote counts in urban precincts that Obama won by a lot.

That sure is a lot of numbers!

http://www.barackofraudo.com/voter_turnout_2012.cfm

QuoteVoter Suppression: Clearly, the raw number of votes nationally is way down from where it was in 2008. For months the mainstream media clearly communicated a message with ONE voice, that Barack Obama was likely to win reelection, Mitt Romney was a weakened candidate that was damaged in the primary process and further weakened when Obama attacked him with tens of millions of negative ads on TV and Romney stood no chance of getting elected. That millions of potential Republican voters, that vote for McCain in 2008 while far less enthused about doing so, did not turn out to vote for Romney in 2012 clearly proves the voter suppression campaign waged by the mainstream media and to some extent by the Democrat Party, worked quite well.

While the overall strategy was voter suppression, it is clear from viewing these stats that boosting the turnout in key swing states (the ones in yellow above) was taking place as well. Without further or more detailed proof, there is objectively two ways to increase voter turnout on the side of those supporting Obama, as it clearly did happen in some key swing states: either get more real people out to vote who will vote for Obama, or stuff the ballot boxes and engage in a variety of vote fraud and vote scamming methods. Odds are quite likely, to maximize their odds of succeeding in getting President Obama elected, that they engaged in all of the above to make it happen. Other information presented on this web site is gradually building the case that the margin of voter fraud exceeds any real margin by which this race was won by Obama. It is beginning to appear that the likely Romney victory, even it was to be close, that many believed was going to happen was actually going to happen if it was reversed with vote fraud.

A triumph of the Paranoid Style.

So if voter suppression was the reason why Romney got less votes than McCain, how does he explain 2012 Obama getting almost 6 million less votes than 2008 Obama?

It's pretty clear there was voter suppression.  Sorry you guys can't face up to facts.   America was responding to a really positive pro-rape platform, until the mainstream media engaged in outright voter suppression.  It's time to secede.  I don't need the UN running my life.

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Quote from: powen01 on November 19, 2012, 11:20:14 AM
I came back after a long hiatus just to read this.

Big fan?

Are you calling me fat?

This would be the part where I paste some really tasteful and artistic Smurfette porn.

I came back after a long hiatus just to read this.

Quote from: PANK! on June 25, 2012, 06:42:19 AM
DPD--I know many people get turned off by references to that Shithole of Despair, but the thread of comments pertaining to the BANNING is chock-full of unironic GOLD.

"Hey you forgot to tell me that you don't see me around here enough to share my opinion." 

I thought that was pretty funny stuff. 

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Quote from: Slaky on May 16, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
What Siri really wanted to tell Zooey (who is totally unlistenable):

Siri rarely understands anything that I say to her.  After about three "I don't understand, 'Where is the nearest senor center', I say something like "Siri, you are a worthless piece of shit", and Siri responds, "Now, now".    It is frustrating that Siri is more mature than I.

I think maybe Siri has trouble with Spanish?

SPEAK ENGLISH

That's what she said.

Queue?