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#1
Quote from: The Paul Popovich Experience on August 18, 2008, 06:49:44 PM
As bad as the Brewers and Cards pens have been, the Mets have been just as bad.




Oleg had one helluva time at the rooftop.
#2
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 15, 2008, 01:11:33 PM

Banned before I ever posted.

Slak, we need to make this happen.
#3
Quote from: Weebs on August 15, 2008, 11:42:19 AM
Quote from: PTanner on August 15, 2008, 11:28:13 AM
Quote from: Weebs on August 15, 2008, 11:24:53 AM
Anyone here ever heard of Shwayze?  My friend just sent me some of their stuff yesterday, and I guess the first CD comes out next Tuesday.  They're more of an instrumental hip-hop, sort of like Gym Class Heroes.  The guitarist looks like Weird Al, but it's pretty mellow stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY1rbOM7vbg

Hope there's a nice curb outside of wherever they're playing.

Will there ever come a day when something I post isn't responded with some kind of reference to my Dark Night?

#4
Quote from: Weebs on August 15, 2008, 11:24:53 AM
Anyone here ever heard of Shwayze?  My friend just sent me some of their stuff yesterday, and I guess the first CD comes out next Tuesday.  They're more of an instrumental hip-hop, sort of like Gym Class Heroes.  The guitarist looks like Weird Al, but it's pretty mellow stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY1rbOM7vbg

Hope there's a nice curb outside of wherever they're playing.
#5
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 15, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
Quote from: 5laky on August 15, 2008, 10:12:53 AM
Quote from: Andy on August 15, 2008, 10:09:42 AM
I was glad to see Ted plunk Escobar, though I was not so glad to see Joe West give him a hug.

Al spent most of May and June writing "Jim Edmonds is done D-O-N-E" every day.  Even after it was clear that Jimmy's HGH shipment had arrived and his career was resuscitated. 

In other words, Al's a sissy boy twit.

Fucking Al. I'm sitting in the LF Bleachers before this season is done and I'm going to berate him until I get thrown out.

Get 2 tickets, so after you're thrown out, you can get back in and tell Al you CAN'T BE BANNED!!!
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 15, 2008, 09:39:12 AM
Quote from: 5laky on August 15, 2008, 09:34:20 AM
How does Al find the time to write all the wonderful posts, carefully monitor non-group think, attend every Cubs home game AND hold down a regular job? The man must never sleep.

Jimmy John's now has caffeinated bologna.
#7
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
August 15, 2008, 08:29:00 AM
Quote from: Taylor2 on August 15, 2008, 08:06:56 AM
Quote from: PTanner on August 15, 2008, 05:32:22 AM

The only bad thing about Evel Knievel is that he died before we got CRACK BACK into production.

Death won't stop Evel.

Evel's in the part of Hell where the rock bands go.
#8
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 15, 2008, 07:38:58 AM
Quote from: KurtEvans on August 15, 2008, 06:49:02 AM
Quote from: PTanner on August 15, 2008, 05:45:56 AM

I just got "Warned" by Pollyellon. I have an SBNation account because I did a fanpost for Second City Hockey (not a great blog, but not the dreck that is BCB either. I reserve the right to change that assessment once the season starts).

Anyway, my .sig has a link to Hockeenight, and my "Warning" said "You cannot promote that 'Hockeenight' site here".

Al Yellon is a Douchehowitzer.

Al doesn't run SBNation.  Anybody ever think about bringing Al's antics to the attention of the people who run the website?

oh...Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

While we're at it, everyone can go here and issue complaints about Yellon's censorship and control. Don't know if it would do any good, but I guarantee that bald fuck would get his panties in a bunch.
#9
Desipio Lounge / Re: Pollyellon banned me
August 15, 2008, 05:45:56 AM

I just got "Warned" by Pollyellon. I have an SBNation account because I did a fanpost for Second City Hockey (not a great blog, but not the dreck that is BCB either. I reserve the right to change that assessment once the season starts).

Anyway, my .sig has a link to Hockeenight, and my "Warning" said "You cannot promote that 'Hockeenight' site here".

Al Yellon is a Douchehowitzer.
#10
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
August 15, 2008, 05:32:22 AM

The only bad thing about Evel Knievel is that he died before we got CRACK BACK into production.
#11
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 13, 2008, 03:30:56 PM










Fucking Ribs Kid.
#12
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 11, 2008, 02:00:59 AM

I'm not even sure TDubbs finished Top 3 in the "Drunkest Desipiot On The Rooftop" derby.
#13
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 09, 2008, 05:10:34 PM
Quote from: Weebs on August 09, 2008, 02:24:56 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 09, 2008, 12:32:52 PM
I just bought a fresh pack of wife beaters today.  Tomorrow will be bonerific

You'll just need to make a quick stop at Smilin' Bob's Prostitute Emporium on the way.

of course, pimphats.com can complete the ensemble.
#14
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 08, 2008, 10:26:03 AM
Quote from: Oleg on August 08, 2008, 09:23:39 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on August 08, 2008, 07:40:16 AM
So what is the real deal for Sunday?  Where are we meeting before for an adult beverage? 
Some losers are coming over to my CONDO around 1 or 2 to get stupid for awhile.  We'll probably leave to get on the train around 5.  Anybody, except Boc, can come over if they want.  PM me with your measurements and for my address if you're interested.  Much ghey stuff.

1 or 2?  Jebus.  I wasn't even planning on being awake that early.

Oleg doesn't even finish puking until 4.
#15
Desipio Lounge / Re: Desipio Rooftop game
August 07, 2008, 10:39:51 PM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on August 07, 2008, 10:36:45 PM
I'm declaring it right now, it is now my life's mission to earn my Desipio cred and get invited to Rooftop '09.

Up until 2 days ago, you could have gone to '08.