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Quote from: Thrillho on September 19, 2008, 11:36:47 AM

Quote from: powen01 on September 18, 2008, 10:50:42 PM

Quote from: ~Apex on September 18, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

Quote from: J Rod on September 19, 2008, 09:00:11 AM
How does one go about making a copy of a key for your apartment building that is labeled "Do Not Duplicate".

You can't just go to Home Depot and "get'er done", can you?

I've done just that at Wal-Mart several times and had success.  They never even blinked.

Thanks for letting me see a no hitter in person, Ike!

^ I'm DPappy, and I approve this message.

Quote from: IrishYeti on September 08, 2008, 10:29:41 PM

Quote from: Taylor2 on September 08, 2008, 10:18:45 PM
I love the Brewers bullpen, and I'd like all of you to love them too.

Cubs MVP?

I guess with Turdthrow officially out of the picture for this entire season, I should probably update my avatar.

Quote from: BC on September 08, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
So Fat Lance actually DID get hit in the head with a baseball tonight... I rather enjoyed seeing that.

Good to see others haven't let that one go either.  I curse him every time I see his eye-liner wearing mug on TV ever since that "incident".

Jason Marquis: Stopper?  I'll take it.

Quote from: Mike D on September 03, 2008, 08:36:45 AM

Quote from: Fork on September 03, 2008, 07:03:36 AM
I thought Brenly was going to jump out of the booth and strangle Howry.

This is how fucked up Howry is.  Ahead in the count, he throws a strike down the middle to Quintero who, as Bob pointed out, is a free-swinger (even though he earned a walk off of Goose Man later).  Later in the inning, when all that fuckstick had to do was throw a strike down the middle while Reggie Abercrombie was giving him an out by bunting, he instead threw 4 pitches out of the zone.

I had the feeling that Lou was willing to sacrifice last night's game to determine, once and for all, if Howry's going to be able to be counted on down the stretch.  He even threw Wuertz in there for comparison's sake.  It was relatively low-pressure, as it was only the 6th inning, and I'd say mission accomplished.  Now let us never see this batting cage machine ever again.

Bravo.  You win today's "Best Rationalization for a Shitty Loss" award.  That's such a good story that I'm going to believe it's the truth anyway.

Quote from: ~Apex on August 29, 2008, 05:19:25 PM

Quote from: Weebs on August 29, 2008, 04:26:02 PM

Quote from: DPappy on August 29, 2008, 04:05:25 PM
There were only 5 splooge threads on the main page.  I didn't think that was enough.  Now, there's six.

85-50...this team is so good it's retarded.

It may be retarded but McCain's No 2 would still choose life for it. Because she's compassionate like that.

Zing!

There were only 5 splooge threads on the main page.  I didn't think that was enough.  Now, there's six.

I think that guy was confused.  Drum rolls are for firing squads, executions, marching bands....that sort of thing.  If you want to send a message, you use a club and can of spray paint.

Quote from: Andy on September 27, 2007, 09:13:50 AM
I couldn't believe Ned brought in McLung to hit Pujols.  He had McLung and Turdthrow both warming up at the same time.  You knew what he was going to do.  Somebody on baseball primer pointed out that as bad as Turdthrow has been he's tragically terrible when entering a game with runners on (something like 6.23 ERA for the entire season...even with his "good" start to the season included).  So you guarantee that Pujols will be on first when that mouthbreathin' dope comes in.  Ned might as well have pulled the stock on the floodgates on his way to the clubhouse after that move.

Now it's down to this.  If the Cubs lose the rest of their games they'll probably have to play a one-gamer at Wrigley.  If they win one, they'll win the division.

Not exactly the most graceful way to win it, but who gives a shit?

The Brewers recap says that in Turdthrow's August/September outings, he's allowed 12 of 14 inherited runners to score.  Wow.

Quote from: Taylor on September 21, 2007, 09:16:31 AM
A couple of stories from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=665342

QuoteYou hate the Cubs because they're from Chicago, period. No other excuses needed. But, just in case, you hate them even more when they start pulling out games in the ninth inning and you watch and hear those Wrigley Field fans who have suddenly put down their cell phones and covered up their tank tops and roar for - good grief, can there be any nickname in baseball lamer than this - the "Cubbies."

So what if they've waited around a century for another World Series title in Yuppieville, Wrigleyville or whatever they call that neighborhood of bars and a ballpark on Chicago's north side.

He's a little testy, isn't he?

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=665348

QuoteAn MRI performed in Milwaukee revealed Sheets has a slight strain of his left hamstring. The Brewers held off scratching Sheets from his scheduled turn Sunday against Atlanta, but it is doubtful he will make that start.

Depending on how quickly he recovers, Sheets might not pitch again this season, which would be a severe blow to the Brewers' chances of overtaking the Chicago Cubs and winning the National League Central title. Beyond the start against the Braves, he was scheduled to pitch the second game of the season-ending home series against San Diego.

Oh, the irony.  Someone needs to remind this douchebag that for the past 10 years, the most excitement displayed by the fans at a Brewers game is shown during the Sausage Race and when they play Roll Out the Barrel during the 7th inning stretch.

Ah, Turd Throw strikes again.  It's a good thing Ned manages his bullpen like a Cub skipper.

$#%@!  I can't believe I kept watching this shit.