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#1
Desipio Lounge / Re: Single Greatest Thread Ever
October 26, 2017, 02:31:40 PM
Mike Freeman
#3
Desipio Lounge / Re: Score some fucking runs thread
October 13, 2017, 01:10:28 AM
Here's how we scored some fucking runs tonight.

4-3 groundout
6-3 groundout
Wild Pitch
2 RBI double
Wild Pitch on dropped 3rd strike
Hit By Pitch
Double (really pretty much an E7 though)
5-4 Fielder's Choice

9 runs scored and one of them off of a legitimate hit.

What a time to be alive.
#4
Somebody get this man a bag of ice, a hooker, and a bottle of tequila.
#5
Desipio Lounge / Re: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread
October 09, 2017, 11:55:23 PM
Quote from: flannj on August 11, 2016, 11:06:29 PM

I love this big Italian stand over the plate lug.
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: Jock Jones now a Cub
October 07, 2017, 12:05:45 AM
So the breasts were naked, then?
#7
As close to last place as they are to first.
#8
Quote from: Fork on July 11, 2014, 09:40:23 AM
Quote from: Yeti on July 11, 2014, 08:42:26 AM
Quote from: Eli on July 11, 2014, 08:38:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on July 11, 2014, 08:35:18 AM
Quote from: Fork on July 11, 2014, 08:27:33 AM
Soler and Bryant with home runs last night.

FWIW, I've seen the group of Alacantra/Baez/Bryant/Soler/Russell/Almora/Schwarber referred to as "The Manificent Seven", which might be selling McKinney short.

They can be the Manificent 8, too.

Or we could just not create group names for them at all.

But if we did, we would spell it right.

The Optoat Eihgt.

Boner Cre8ors
#9
Desipio Lounge / Re: Cubs Ticket Thread 2012
May 07, 2012, 05:13:56 AM
Thanks.  It's nice to know you care.
#10
Desipio Lounge / Cubs Ticket Thread 2012
May 07, 2012, 12:11:54 AM
Trying to get rid of 2 for tomorrow OF Field Box Sect. 106 Row 13.  Face is over $40 each. Just looking to get $30 for the pair.
#11
I'm pretty sure the official definition of intentional grounding involves a QB intentionally throwing an incomplete pass to avoid a sack.  Which means that it was a horseshit call.  Another good game by the O-Line.  That play before the half was just atrocious.  But we have the fighting Ortons and fighting Tebows on the docket next.  I'll only be worried if we have to win in Minnesota in week 17.
#12
Boobtube / Re: Catching Hell
September 28, 2011, 01:46:32 PM
I had surprisingly low expectations for this, and I thought it was done well.  Though there wasn't nearly enough time spent on the media's role and the fault that they should take.
#13
Desipio Lounge / Re: Cubs Ticket Thread 2011
August 11, 2011, 08:04:08 AM
Does anyone want two for the make up game today?  OF Terrace Box 206 row 5 along the 3rd base line.  Paid ~ $20 a piece for them.  Best offer would be great.  Gotta pick them up in Greektown (Jackson & Halsted).
#14
Desipio Lounge / Re: I admit it...
June 15, 2011, 02:07:11 AM
... I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick.
#15
Desipio Lounge / Re: Life-threatening Snow!
January 31, 2011, 10:49:14 PM