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#1
Aside from getting straight up laid out by Buff a couple times, Old Man Pronger was on the ice for every Hawks goal (with the exception of the PP goal during his penalty) and for none of the Flyer goals.
#2
Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908
June 04, 2010, 11:10:57 PM
Well, that fucking Hawks game finally did me in.

So, with that, I bid you boner gobblers adieu.
#3
The Dead Pool / Re: John Wooden Casket
June 04, 2010, 11:06:44 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on June 04, 2010, 11:02:36 PM
Bam!

No, really... Where the hell have you been?
#4
The Dead Pool / Re: John Wooden Casket
June 04, 2010, 10:50:40 PM
Big movement today...

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=tEvra8aPSTDmrRGJT9-vybQ&single=true&gid=3&output=html

The mick takes over first with his third kill of the season and BigDrinky comes out of nowhere to take sole possession of third.
#5
Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
June 04, 2010, 01:02:48 PM
That's 22 minutes and 41 seconds of your life put to good use there, Comar.
#6
Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
June 03, 2010, 07:50:02 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 03, 2010, 06:15:21 PM
At least Jonathan Pollard is still in the clink.

Apparently that's exactly the problem...

http://www.jonathanpollard.org/2010/060210.htm

QuoteWhen Yosaif HaTzadik's brothers found themselves in deep trouble in Eygpt, they did not hesitate to do a little soul-searching and immediately recognized that they had sinned by ignoring their brother Yosaif when he cried out to them from the pit into which they had thrown him.

The great rabbis of this generation (including Rabbi Mordechai Eliyahu, the greatest Kabbalist alive today) have identified Jonathan Pollard as the Yosaif HaTzadik of our generation. (See statement by Rabbi Eliyahu, shlita.)

As long as Pollard continues to rot in an American prison, largely forgotten by the Jewish People, and while successive governments of Israel try to ignore him to death, we will have no blessing. (See J4JP release "Did You Know?" for details.)

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... No blessing means no triumphs. No blessing means no victory. No blessing is what keeps Shalit in Gaza. No blessing is what produces disaster after disaster in this country. Unless we wake up, we are headed for even bigger trouble...

... It is important to keep waking people up to the fact that we have neglected the mitzvah of pidyan shvuyim for Pollard for 25 years and that HaShem in His kindness has been holding back His divine anger. Yosaif HaTzadik of our generation is crying out to us from the pit, it is time to hear him! At very very least, time for every Yid to daven for Pollard! At very least time for awareness of our responsibilty to Pollard and to Heaven on this issue!

I guess that means we'll be waiting until at least late 2015 for peace to come to the Levant.
#7
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 03, 2010, 05:29:54 PM
I think Game 4 is going to be a massive blowout on the part of the visitors.  I am still waiting for Hossa to have a huge game, as I feel he will.  He is on every play; good god, is he a great player to watch.

Hossa owns Briere and rents him out for parties.
#8
Big Drinky joins TJ and RV in a three-way tie for 3rd at 7 points each...

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=tEvra8aPSTDmrRGJT9-vybQ&single=true&gid=3&output=html
#9
Rue joins Bea and Estelle on the great lanai in the sky...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/06/03/entertainment/e084807D38.DTL

Look out, Betty White.
#10
Desipio Lounge / Re: Fuck its silent in here.......
June 03, 2010, 09:22:00 AM
Quote from: R-V on June 03, 2010, 08:52:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on June 01, 2010, 11:11:32 PM
A timely read given the latest from the Levant...

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2010/jun/10/failure-american-jewish-establishment/?pagination=false

Joe Biden wants to know what's the big deal about this whole flotilla thing.

QuoteIf nothing else, it should be fun and entertaining to watch an American Vice-President provide a full-throated defense of Israel's absolute right to kill Americans. And then watching the bobbleheads in the media agree.

QuoteBiden: Yes, we know that, but they could have easily brought it in here and we'd get it through. And so now the question is what do we do? Well, we had made it clear, the President of the United States has spoken three times, yesterday with Bibi, or the day before yesterday, he's spoken once yesterday with a guy that I have spent a fair amount of time with, with Prime Minister Erdogan in Turkey; the Turks, we passed a resolution in the UN saying we need a transparent and open investigation of what happened. It looks like things are...

Rose: International investigation?

Biden: Well, an investigation run by the Israelis, but we're open to international participation, just like the investigation run on the sunken sub in – off the coast of Korea. That was run by South Korea, but the international community joined in that investigation. And so that is very possible here as well. I might add by the way for all those who say the Israelis, you know, you know, you can't trust them, the Israeli Supreme Court ruled today that every one of the people on those ships had to be released immediately.

South Korea investigated a hostile act by the Norks against a South Korean vessel.

Israel is investigating their own hostile act against a Turkish vessel.

Same thing, right?
#11
Oh, no... I'm so sorry... It's "the Moops."

The correct answer is: "the Moops."
#12
Desipio Lounge / Re: It Could Be Worse...
June 02, 2010, 11:41:10 PM
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wait for it...
#13
Quote from: Canadouche on June 02, 2010, 11:14:45 PM
Quote from: powen01 on June 02, 2010, 07:42:10 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 02, 2010, 04:57:17 PM
Quote from: Yeti on June 02, 2010, 04:33:32 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 02, 2010, 04:23:49 PM
Soccer blows.

I'm of the same sentiment, but I figure I'll let these soccer hooligans have their time. I think it's a horrible spectator sport. Kurt's description of it being a party in the stands makes me think of the bleachers at Wrigley. So a bunch of soccer hooligan chads drinking their time away? Yay?

That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.

Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller. It seems like there's too many breaks in the action. I would think with a smaller field, you'll get some more excitement going. But that's coming from someone who watches very little of the sport.

It's not at all like the bleachers.  They drink a lot but they are totally focused on two things -- the game on the field, and their raging hatred of the Jews

...okay, maybe it's more like the bleachers than I've led you to believe.

Have you ever been to any games against Tottenham Hotspurs?  Yikes.

Okay, you just went over my Soccer Geek level.

I saw the World Cup four years ago, read Fever Pitch, and watched a movie about the skinhead Chads who follow the game.  The fuck are you talking about, dude?

Tottenham fans, Jew and Gentile alike, refer to themselves affectionately as "Yids."
#14
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 02, 2010, 09:03:18 PM
Quote from: Augie-O on June 02, 2010, 08:42:44 PM
Can we talk about how an "overhead" camera that is used for official reviews would have the goal line hidden under the crossbar?  I don't buy the reviewed goal as being good, and shame on the NHL for not taking a geometry lesson.

It was a good goal on every replay.

Or at least on one of them. Didn't look clearly over the line from the other angle.
#15
Quote from: powen01 on June 02, 2010, 04:49:02 PM
Slak, or something like this?


I was just about to make a joke about that looking a whole lot like Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch...