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#1
Desipio Lounge / Re: Post #1908
February 20, 2007, 11:52:51 PM
Bump.

So Fork I, perhaps cultivating a germ of thought by Apex or simply coming up the idea organically on his own, STFU after post 1908 which, as any number, as looked at as a Cub fan in 2007, is one of the most depressing numbers to consider.  I remember in the early 80’s when they first came out with merchandised shirts that had “1908” written on them.  As an 11-year old who had just begun to learn about Cub history and thus only began to barely comprehend the absurdity of such a drought, I knew to be embarrassed.

To me, 1908's the number.  Not 1945.  Not 1969.  Not 1984.  So I appreciated our Uptown-bred Brooklyn expatriate friend for stopping his post tally at that point to the point of trying to honor it by by emulating it myself.  And so I did.  Then CT followed suit, although he didn’t post his ultimate post here, mindlessly leaving it in some obscure thread, to be sure.  It was almost Slaky-like in it’s mindlessness.

And then there was TW.  Insolent bastard that he was, our friend went out and made the post about him and went to 1,984 posts, like it was his year.  Hey man, I love the ’84 team, too.  They’re my favorite team, too.  In fact, I sit here confident that I would, at this moment without an instant of preparation and no access to information but that which is housed in my skull, kick most everybody’s ass in a trivia contest on the ’84 Cub season.   I can tell you, without blinking, who the Opening Day starter was, and that it clearly was NOT Sutcliffe, Trout, Eckersley, or Sanderson.  Or Chuck Rainey, who in ’82 was one out away from throwing a no-hitter at Wrigley Field until Eddie Milner broke it up, the first of three times in my Cub lifetime (1979+) that a Cub pitcher was in that position, the other two being Jose Guzman in  ’93, and Frank Castillo in ’95 which was in a game that I had attended and, in a fit of nerves on account of the tension in the game, approached Turk Wendell in the bullpen (it was very late September and it was a night game and so the ushers must have been asleep) and asked him to scoop up some of the bullpen dirt for me so that I could “dip” it like I had hear he did at the time.  Oh yeah.  When Huey was 23, Huey was all sorts of crazy... But Chuck Rainey was not the Opening Day starter in ‘84.  It was Dick Ruthven who took the bump in Candlestick Park, Ruthven of course having bee acquired for Willie Hernandez the previous year, Hernandez of course winding up in Motown, having himself a very nice year in ’84, winning the Cy Young and MVP.  I can name the St. Louis ctarter in the "Sandberg game" in '84 (Citterella).  I can tell you who the Montreal batter was who hit the line drive that went off of Lee Smith’s back, up into the air, and into Larry Bowa’s glove and then over to Durham for an insanely unlikely 1-6-3 game-ending double play, prompting Harry to wonder of this was “our year” (hint:  CT hates this guy).  I remember that they wheeled out Jack Brickhouse in St. Louis to help out with clinching-of-the-tie and that Joe Orsulakâ€"who had the only two hits in Sutcliffe’s gemâ€"was the final out for the clinching, and that Harry was caught off guard, (“Wha?  Oh!  The CUBS ARE THE CHAMPIONS!”), and Jim Frey could be seen running out to the field and stuffing his cap into his shirt.  These things I've known since I first saw and heard them happen in '84.

After TW’s reckless 1908-smashing, every one else subsequently felt that dropping their handle should happen in a year that was unique to them.  Chuck prattled on about an ’89 team that he was probably watching through weed-colored glasses in Iowa City, as the commemoration of that team only merely belies the fact that Jim Frey was busy dismantling the whole thing that he had stumbled into, ass-backwards.

TJ decided to go all Dennis Miller on acid, and stop at a year that was only monumental in his mind.  Who else would pick a year from the decade of the 1870’s and not pick 1871, the year of the Fire?

Fork II, rose from the ashes and looked to restore normalcy to the number, but then inexplicably went past it to 1933.  Now, 1933 is the year that my dad was born, but who knows what Fork's thinking?  I suspect he was commemorating the year in which his football team from New York got their asses handed to them by the Bears in the first official, standard NFL championship which took place, naturally, in Wrigley Field.  

Bad Kermit hit 1908 and then ignited the “self-destruct button” and now no records prove he existed in the first place.

But I’m stopping here.  Again.  1,908 meaningless, self-absorbed examples of one moran's nonsense.  I’m even over my disappointment  at TW.   I thank him and everyone else here for making me laugh as often as I do while sitting at a computer, which is too much.  Thanks also to Andy for allowing this playground for cocksuckers to exist.

And Hoff's Puppies...I'll miss you most of all.
#2
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 17, 2007, 01:11:26 AM
"Your art was the prettiest...of all the art."

Toby's got a thing for Pam, now.  Funny how he shows it, by dissin' his own daughter.

Kelly at the end with the "OMG" x infinity.  That was hilariously blistering insanity.

Yet more long stretche of uncomfortable Michael, but it somehow managed to break through.  Ryan's definitely a defeatist punk.

Pretty strong effort.
#3
Quote from: MikeC on February 15, 2007, 03:32:55 PM
Full Metal Jacket is probably my all-time favorite. Glory and the Band of Brothers Series get a close 2nd.

Other favorites are Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Tora! Tora! Tora!, Gladiator, The Siege of Fire Base Gloria, Platoon Leader, Crimson Tide, Hunt for Red October.....oh god I love military movies.

I was wondering what took you so long to pitch in.
#4
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
February 14, 2007, 04:16:02 PM
Quote from: Xenu on February 14, 2007, 04:10:12 PM
Quote
MOM!

Sniffle.

Wow.  I bet he loves dolphins and nails a lot of chicks.

He wasn't as boastful as IT, but he almost sort of looked like him.

Anyway, the line about "being kicked in the crotch by a frozen sledgehammer if you're a guy or, if you're a girl, being hit, ummm, in the face" kinda proves that the kid would need a manual were ever to find himself with a member of the fairer sex.

Everyone knows that the closest thing to getting hit in the nads for a female is the breasteses.
#5
Desipio Lounge / Re: You Tube discoveries
February 14, 2007, 12:04:41 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on February 13, 2007, 11:32:58 PM
Last Blog Ever

Intrepid Reader: Hawk Harrelson
Mercy!


Partial transcript of one young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk boy's plunge into autism/dementia/total self-awareness:
A certain person sent me a message saying, "Hi Dax, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded. Everyone. All of your subscribers. And they watch because they think you're stupid, and it's fun to watch stupid people." Well I've got news for you. All of my subscribers. All of my viewers that...

Some of you were convincing like charmingwizkid. She sends me a video. She seems... Oh. And you. If you're watching and you're thinking, "Hey this is fun to watch. This kid's retarded."
Well I'm not retarded.

Oh and I've got news for you. all of my viewers. Y'all are the ones who don't know things.

I could. <punches air> <rubs head and growls>

Okay. So, are you still watching? Are you thinking "Look at this stupid [sic] idiot.

MOM!

Sniffle.

Oh my.

You know, he kind of looks like someone we once knew.  Someone special.
#6
Full Metal Jacket. 

It's Kubricxellent.
#8
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 12, 2007, 12:21:50 PM
The criticism about Michael being too over-the-top is valid, but this week’s episode was a rather extreme example of it, so I wouldn’t break out the shark fins just yet.  And even still, this episode had plenty of moments where I was laughing out loud.

Dwight:  You look as pretty as the Queen of England.

Michael.  “Let them eat cake”.  Margaret Thatcher said that.  She was one smart broad.

Meredith:  You know you’re not supposed to wear white to a wedding?
Kelly:  I know.  But it was an emergency (she later reveals the “emergency” to be that she “looks fantastic in white”).

Kevin giggling like a schoolgirl in the church pew after not believing how Toby found his hot date.  For that matter, Tobyâ€"usually an extremely drab characterâ€"showing some emotion and giving himself a shout-out.

I even liked the “Celtics were a great team” line that KD mentioned.  What was even funnier, to me, was that Michael Mentioned Robert Parrish.  That’s an odd little nuance, no?  For one thing, the dementia-riddled uncle was probably referring to the late 60’s Celtics of Bill Russell and Hondo Havlicek, but the fact that Michael thought of Chief before Bird and McHale was pretty funny, IMO.

Yeah Michael can make the show really painful and overbearing, but I wouldn’t ditch it.  There are still plenty of laughs to be had.
#9
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 08, 2007, 09:33:31 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:59:49 PM
Quote from: Old Style Man on February 08, 2007, 08:57:20 PM
Quote from: CPT on February 08, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
f@#$, I forgot it was Thursday.  Good episode?

Yeah, it was awesome. I thought Scrantonicity only played Police songs?

Scrantonicity was on?!?  f@#$ f@#$ f@#$ f@#$.

I would have liked to have seen that.

Just go to that questionable site that SD hooked us up with it.  It'll prolly be up tomorrow.  I know that's what I'm doing since I didn't get home until 7:45.  I'm curious to find out how Toby got such a hot date for the wedding.

#10
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
February 02, 2007, 02:12:33 PM
Quote from: Al Czervik on February 02, 2007, 12:57:38 PM
Buyer Beware!

As a result of my request for vacation help, I received a suggestion from Brian to go to "Couples Swept Away" in Jamaica.

The wife and I had been discussing an inexpensive get away.  We decided it didn't really matter where we went as long as we could sit poolside or oceanside and have someone bring us drinks and food.  We had been to Puerto Vallarta a couple times and I had sort of decided we should just go again and enjoy ourselves on the cheap.  Relax for a few days away from the cold and from our little 13 month old energizer bunny.

At Brian's suggestion I checked out Swept Away while the wife hovered over my shoulder.  "Oh that looks really nice!".  It was all I needed to hear.  I knew my budget was shot.  It's a great looking place and I am looking forward to it, but my Puerto Vallarta all inclusive for 4 nights was like 850 each.  Fancy Brian's Jamaica place was more than twice that.

Thanks Dude

Well now you can talk to Chuck about refinancing your home.
#11
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
February 02, 2007, 09:11:58 AM
And can I complain that none of your jerkoffs were able to help me find a fantasy football stats compiler that counted individual defensive players' tackles-for-losses?

Only site we'll need my ass.
#12
Desipio Lounge / Re: The only site I'll ever need...
February 02, 2007, 09:03:39 AM
You're really pushing this "only site" thing now, Mr. Kangaroo Man.
#13
Boobtube / Re: The Office
February 01, 2007, 09:04:52 PM
Quote from: Xenu on February 01, 2007, 08:57:27 PM
Quote from: JD, Too on February 01, 2007, 09:07:24 AM
He ain't goin' nowhere...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3id5a106d37939221678e4d42c875f2e3b

QuoteIn addition, Helms has a role in the upcoming sequel to "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."
Oh, good. 
Because, you know- right after I saw that movie, I thought to myself, "Wow.  The world really, really needs a sequel to that!"

I watched "Harold and Kumar" with the...ahem..."appropriate" accessories at my disposal and hardly laughed. 

As far as stoner comedies go, it was a major disappointment.
#14
Desipio Lounge / Re: Peter King's MMQB
January 30, 2007, 09:56:19 AM
Quote from: morpheus on January 30, 2007, 09:40:16 AM
You also missed this part:

Quote4. Chicago (15-3). Bring it on, e-mailers. I can't wait. Get it all out of your system now, because I do not think on a neutral field the Bears are better than the Patriots or Chargers.[/quote]

Well, on the Patriots' home field, the Patriots managed to crush the Bears... 17-13, with Rex throwing 3 INTs and fumbling once on the Patriots' 5-yard-line.  You don't think that changes on a neutral field, Peter?  You can remove your puckered lips from Bill Belichick's colon anytime now.

I love that impossible-to-prove sentence.  Way to go out on a limb, tubby.  Nice how he doesn't even mention the Colts, you know, since there stands a possibility that he could be proven wrong.

Wow what a douche.
#15
Desipio Lounge / Re: Peter King's MMQB
January 22, 2007, 10:02:01 AM
Quote from: Apex. on January 22, 2007, 09:55:29 AM
Quote5. New Orleans (11-7). All week, Sean Payton told his team how important it was to not fumble and to play field-position football. You can talk about all the factors you want in the Bears' victory, but for my money, it's the three lost fumbles. Really not smart.

That's what generally happens to teams who get punched in their stupid face.



Seriously.  All 3 fumbles were forced.  It wasn' like they just put the ball on the turf.  

He's a maroon, but I'm loving all the Bears Hate.  Fuck these guys sideways with a goalpost.