A truly magnificent example of vivid, real-life storytelling.
If Reader's Digest would only loosen up a bit, as far as its editorial standards regarding bodily functions are concerned, it could be one of their "True Life Stories" along the lines of a backpacker trapped under a fallen sequoia who escapes, then saves nine orphans from drowning in a nearby lake, using only two yards of twine and a badger carcass.
If Reader's Digest would only loosen up a bit, as far as its editorial standards regarding bodily functions are concerned, it could be one of their "True Life Stories" along the lines of a backpacker trapped under a fallen sequoia who escapes, then saves nine orphans from drowning in a nearby lake, using only two yards of twine and a badger carcass.