Jake Arrieta 2017 Salary Drive Sploogefest

[SKO]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

[Brownie]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

I was thinking more like the "Nippon Ham Fighters" or the "Greater Austin, Texas Association of Pilates and Yoga Instructors," but sure, Philly would work.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

I was thinking more like the "Nippon Ham Fighters" or the "Greater Austin, Texas Association of Pilates and Yoga Instructors," but sure, Philly would work.

He could pitch for a team in the Vega constellation and SKO would still find a way to shit his drawers.

[Quality Start Machine]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

A rotation with Nola and Arrieta at the top would give the Cubs fits.

[SKO]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

A rotation with Nola and Arrieta at the top would give the Cubs fits.

They don't have much pitching not named Nola and their position player group is meh. If they added Jake they might project for 80 wins at best, maybe they get hot and compete for a second wildcard spot but I wouldn't fear them much, plus it wouldn't be the worst thing for the Nats to maybe have a slightly more difficult time cruising to their third consecutive NLDS loss.

[Quality Start Machine]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

A rotation with Nola and Arrieta at the top would give the Cubs fits.

They don't have much pitching not named Nola and their position player group is meh. If they added Jake they might project for 80 wins at best, maybe they get hot and compete for a second wildcard spot but I wouldn't fear them much, plus it wouldn't be the worst thing for the Nats to maybe have a slightly more difficult time cruising to their third consecutive NLDS loss.

You're right. Jake wouldn't know anything about upsets out of the second wildcard spot.

[SKO]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

He came through for me one last time. Thanks for the memories, champ

[Brownie]

Thanks, big guy.

That, and also please sign somewhere where you'll never hurt us, like Philadelphia.

He turned the clock back to 2015 tonight, blanking the Pirates and allowing 1 hit in 7 innings.

I miss him.