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The Expendables
« on: July 01, 2010, 07:38:19 AM »

No thread yet for this yet?

You fucking homos.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 09:24:12 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 01, 2010, 07:38:19 AM

No thread yet for this yet?

You fucking homos.

Well I was half right.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 09:35:27 AM »

This shit drops tomorrow. All early indications are awesomeness.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM »
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 01:03:45 PM »
It looks stupid.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 01:06:41 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 12, 2010, 01:03:45 PM
It looks stupid.

It's a movie, not a mirror.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2010, 09:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 09:35:27 AM

This shit drops tomorrow. All early indications are awesomeness.

Are you kidding, or just retarded?
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2010, 10:55:33 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on August 13, 2010, 09:16:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 09:35:27 AM

This shit drops tomorrow. All early indications are awesomeness.

Are you kidding, or just retarded?

Um, that doesn't seem that bad for rottentomatoes.

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Consensus: It makes good on the old-school action it promises, but given all the talent on display, The Expendables should hit harder.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2010, 09:50:43 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.

What about the CG arnold in that crappy Terminator movie with Batman and that guy from Dances with Smurfs?
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2010, 10:17:33 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on August 13, 2010, 09:16:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on August 12, 2010, 09:35:27 AM

This shit drops tomorrow. All early indications are awesomeness.

Are you kidding, or just retarded?

No joke...

Quote from: Fork on July 16, 2010, 10:43:24 AM
any time that much shit blows up, it's awesome.

You know, just like "Pearl Harbor."

(Though, CT is right. It had the potential to be much lower than 44%.)
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2010, 12:50:06 PM »
It was as over-the-top-ridonkulously-awesome as you expected. Story was dumb. Acting was meh. PLOT HOLES.... but...

I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it. I would say that rottentomaters was correct that there could have been more ridiculousness, but the last fight gave me a boner.

I was also expecting more Bruce.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 07:53:27 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.

I find it strange that he was able to take time away from governering to make a movie.  America, fuck yeah!
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2010, 08:15:09 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 16, 2010, 07:53:27 AM
Quote from: CBStew on August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.

I find it strange that he was able to take time away from governering to make a movie.  America, fuck yeah!

Eh, it was just one 3 minute scene with shitty dialogue. Probably took half a day to do. I just enjoyed the comment at the end.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2010, 08:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 16, 2010, 08:15:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 16, 2010, 07:53:27 AM
Quote from: CBStew on August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.

I find it strange that he was able to take time away from governering to make a movie.  America, fuck yeah!

Eh, it was just one 3 minute scene with shitty dialogue. Probably took half a day to do. I just enjoyed the comment at the end.

Half a day! Just think of all the useless political commercials he could of filmed in that amount of time!!11!!1 IMPEEEEEEEACH
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2010, 09:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 16, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
Quote from: Yeti on August 16, 2010, 08:15:09 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on August 16, 2010, 07:53:27 AM
Quote from: CBStew on August 12, 2010, 11:55:52 AM
I can hardly wait to see my Governor in a movie again.

I find it strange that he was able to take time away from governering to make a movie.  America, fuck yeah!

Eh, it was just one 3 minute scene with shitty dialogue. Probably took half a day to do. I just enjoyed the comment at the end.

Half a day! Just think of all the useless political commercials he could of filmed in that amount of time!!11!!1 IMPEEEEEEEACH  RECALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

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