"The solution to our lack of ratings is clearly more tits on the air."

[Gilgamesh]

Or so say the major broadcast networks.

The primary thrust of the piece is that the major networks are begging for the FCC to loosen up their tight restrictions on obscenities because aside from the vagueness and vagaries of the rules, new mechanics for parental control of content, and the pesky bitch of a First Amendment with its broad "...make no law" mandate, no one is watching their crap anyway.