Should've gone to rehab

[Tonker]

0.416?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcHIgOM-Ag#t=3m45

—What's a, like... What would be really high... for a number... that would, that would get you really concerned? Two-something? Three? One-something?
—Anything over point-three-oh, you're going to the hospital.
—I had a couple glasses of wine, so that...

I love the fact that he originally states the date correctly, then goes back and calculates it wrongly:

"It would be, uh... let's see... nineteen, twenty... twenty-two, maybe?  [pause]  Just so it's accurate... nineteen was Monday, twenty was Tuesday... twenty-two... so today's Thursday the twenty-third."

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Trying to think if there's ever been a public person so appropriately named.