Week 14: Horseplay. (Thwack, thwack, thwack)

[CBStew]

GOTTERDAMMERUNG!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I support SKO.  I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good.  Bear down, motherfuckers.

Shut up Paul.  You're a douche.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DPD.

Fuckall.

[SKO]

I support SKO.  I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good.  Bear down, motherfuckers.

Shut up Paul.  You're a douche.

My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.

[Armchair_QB]

I support SKO.  I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good.  Bear down, motherfuckers.

Shut up Paul.  You're a douche.

My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.

Shit, I didn't even realize that.

[Richard Chuggar]

I support SKO.  I know the kid's struggling what with last two weeks and so far he's been proven right while I've basically called him a pantywaist, but I'm here one last time to boldly declare that he can come back in from that ledge now, and that Baby Jesus is still dead and wil still be a shitty QB after today's game but will be a shitty BRUISED QB after today's game and that the Bears will get back on track partly BECAUSE of Denver's PANKtitude and all will be right with the world and JAKE UTLER will come back before season's end and all will be good.  Bear down, motherfuckers.

Shut up Paul.  You're a douche.

My shrieking panic over the last couple of weeks is pretty much an inverse reaction to just how incredibly optimistic I was about this team before Utler went down. My 12-4 prediction from before the year was looking pretty damn accurate. I mean for chrissake, they've given up three TDs in three weeks and lost all three. Guh.

I suppose it's a good thing that you never bought that belt despite tucking your shirts into your pants b/c then you'd be hanging yourself with it.  Phew.