Reed Johnson Sploogetastic Mangravymungous Thread

[Tonker]

I fucking love Reed Johnson, and don't care who knows it.

As of last night, his line is .340/.381/.562/.942 with nineteen doubles (!), five dingers, twenty-six runs and twenty-five RBI in 162 at-bats. Plus, his GRIT rating is maxed out at 110%.

As a fourth outfielder, he's absolutely fucking unbeatable.  Now, if only the Cubs can find a first, second and third outfielder, they'll be set.

[Saul Goodman]

So that's why Jim wouldn't trade him.

[Yeti]

No

[CT III]

The important thing is, Reed Johnson has to keep playing, otherwise it would be unfair to the opponents of the contenders the Cubs play down the stretch.

THE CUBS OWE IT TO THE GAME OF BASEBALL!

[Tonker]

3 for 4 last night, and now 11 for his last 17:

.349/.389/.566/.955

I've nearly wanked my balls flat.

[Tonker]

Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.

[PenPho]

Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.

From the very depths of your pocket?

[CBStew]

Looks like Reed-o will be back for another year.  Time to dig out my hand lotion.

From what I have seen thus far from Epsteinhoyer, if Johnson weren't already on the Cubs he would have traded for him.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.

So very many wrongs for Theo to right.

[CBStew]

Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.

He forgot to add that Juan Pierre lead the Cubs to a National League pennant.

[Gilgamesh]

Why don't we Read Some Comments™?

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/12/cubs-reach-agreement-with-reed-johnson.html#dsq-comment-body-391721872

Cubs should've never let Juan Pierre go.  He was a good Defender, got on base, and stole 50+ bases.  Something the Cubs have struggled to find in a player since.

So very many wrongs for Theo to right.

You're stealing my bit!!

And, as I've averred previously, I hate Cubs fans.