Monumental

[Slaky]

I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.

Jesus. How old are you, flannj?

I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.

The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.

Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.

I think a large hindrance in my doing such detective work was being seven fucking years old.

[morpheus]

I'm speechless, not least at the assertion that America is the "free-est (sic) nation the World has ever seen".  Really?  How are you measuring that, exactly, Kirk?

How the fuck did this film get made, exactly?

Well, it ain't by *economic* freedom, that's for sure.

[morpheus]

I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.

Jesus. How old are you, flannj?

I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.

The number one sign you're old as fuck in 2012: you thought "Growing Pains" was a "pure shit TV show" in 1988.

Well it was a pale ripoff of Family Ties, which ran concurrently. It wasn't hard to figure that out.

DPD.  Racist.

[SKO]

I didn't even know who Kirk Cameron is.

Jesus. How old are you, flannj?

I think it has less to do with my old age than my avoidance of pure shit TV shows.

Show me that smile again, Flannj. You sonofabitch.

Also, I sure as shit heard about Fireproof. A lot. You know, Iowa. Evangelicals and all.

[SKO]

DPD. The line was not enough. This is a job for youtube.

[flannj]

DPD. The line was not enough. This is a job for youtube.

Oh, I stand corrected. That wasn't shitty at all.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Wow.  Brian Bonsall turned into Joanna Kearns.

Didn't know she was a Klingon.

[SKO]

I should add that Fireproof, about a firefighter who heals his marriage with Jesus, or whatever, was followed shortly thereafter by Courageous, which I believe is the same movie just with a bunch of cops instead, and that there's a gigantic ass poster for both of them at the local WalMart. Fire at will, folks.