Stick a fork in him

[Chuck to Chuck]

Charlie Trotter at 54.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

86'd.

[Wheezer]

If it were possible to be immortalized in the Annals of the Worst Dead Pool Titles, this would be emblazoned upon the collected volume with garish sigils.

Deliquescence of Cuisine with "Fixed" Sections

[Bort]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

[Bort]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

Better.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.

Someone alert KD. We appear to have a rich vein of sincerity here.

[Chuck to Chuck]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

Now you're getting it.

[Quality Start Machine]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

I was hoping this thread title would have been saved for when I kicked.

[Bort]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

I was hoping this thread title would have been saved for when I kicked.

TIME TO DECOMPOSE!

[Brownie]

Interesting foreshadowing if it indeed was an aneurysm or stroke that felled him.  "Life's too short," Trotter said. "You can't do the same thing for too long or your head will explode."

[Quality Start Machine]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

I was hoping this thread title would have been saved for when I kicked.

TIME TO DECOMPOSE!

TIME TO POSTMORTEM!

[Bort]

This thread title is practically Bonkian.

Not that there's anything to be gained by defending Chuck, but this seems like a reflexive and partially unfair chuckpile.  It's not an awful, awful title...I mean it's, not exactly inspired either, but geez---bonkian?  I don't see you making any suggestions, Wheezebort.

You're right. It's probably just Forkian.

I was hoping this thread title would have been saved for when I kicked.

TIME TO DECOMPOSE!

TIME TO POSTMORTEM!

You win this round...