The Hobbit

[Yeti]

For the record, this is what was "worse than Ewoks":



Goddammit, Chuck.

No, Chuck.

Yep.  Still no, Chuck.

No, Chuck.

Yes, Chuck.

Wait, I mean, no. No, Chuck

[Tonker]

So, I've seen the new one, in IMAX 3D.

MEH.

Loads of stuff that Tolkien fanboys are going to get butthurt about.  Next to nothing in the way of suspense.  Reasonably pretty to look at.  The CGI was surprisingly creaky.  Ian McKellen is really starting to show his age.  Evangeline Lilly is absolutely fucking stunning.

It wasn't absolutely terrible, is about the best I can do.  The bunny sled made a brief appearance, though, so it was worth every penny just to be able to imagine how much it's going to upset Chuck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

It wasn't absolutely terrible, is about the best I can do.  The bunny sled made a brief appearance, though, so it was worth every penny just to be able to imagine how much it's going to upset Chuck.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm really hoping the new Hobbit film sucks just because of the way they are pronouncing the dragon's name

Smowugh?

It's SMOG. Like what's covering Los Angeles.

No, Chuck.

For any number of reasons, no.

[ smashes Bort's cubicle ]

[Bort]

I'm really hoping the new Hobbit film sucks just because of the way they are pronouncing the dragon's name

Smowugh?

It's SMOG. Like what's covering Los Angeles.

No, Chuck.

For any number of reasons, no.

[ smashes Bort's cubicle ]

Thank you for doing my nerd heavy lifting for me, Tank.

[Chuck to Chuck]

OK, saw this yesterday.  I hated this movie with nearly every fiber of my being. By comparison:

Alfonso Soriano? Hall of Famer.
Korey Patterson? Can have his "C" back.
Al Yellon? OK, he's still worse.

The sleigh bunnies may have been the best part as they were on screen for less than 2 seconds.

I would rather watch the most recent Star Trek movie than this piece of shit again. Cumberbatch was in both. Makes me scared for the new Sherlock eps.

[Tonker]

OK, saw this yesterday.  I hated this movie with nearly every fiber of my being. By comparison:

Alfonso Soriano? Hall of Famer.
Korey Patterson? Can have his "C" back.
Al Yellon? OK, he's still worse.

The sleigh bunnies may have been the best part as they were on screen for less than 2 seconds.

I would rather watch the most recent Star Trek movie than this piece of shit again. Cumberbatch was in both. Makes me scared for the new Sherlock eps.

This post makes me so happy, I can't tell you.