Boogity, boogity, boogity...LET'S GO RACIN', BOYS!

[Internet Apex]

Importance of Being Earnhardt is back in for 2011.

Ha.  That's funny AND ghey (geigh?).

Yes, yes and (yes).

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Even though it says "Deadline to swap Starters and Bench drivers is  Feb 27 2:09pm CST "...

...it seems I am unable to swap Waltrip out for Robby Gordon?  It's only 11:30 CST right now.  Help!

[JD]

I can't help you, and it's all part of my plan.

[BBM]

I think this is as good as spot as there is for this.

http://youtu.be/J74y88YuSJ8

[morpheus]

Finally, a reason to even be interested in NASCAR racing.

http://www.examiner.com/motorsports-in-national/maryeve-dufault-to-make-nascar-nationwide-series-debut-on-montreal-road-course

Who's Maryeve Dufault, you say?  Hey, that last woman driver had a decent for-an-athlete face but a tiny pair of nogans, you say?  Well, I think Maryeve is a bit of an improvement.

[Saul Goodman]

So, uh, Tony Stewart might have killed a guy with his car.

Edited to add: The driver who was hit was dead on arrival at the hospital.  Last I saw Stewart is still planning to race today, which is insane.

[InternetApex]

So, uh, Tony Stewart might have killed a guy with his car.

Edited to add: The driver who was hit was dead on arrival at the hospital.  Last I saw Stewart is still planning to race today, which is insane.

Pride of Buttpuddle, Indiana. My Facebook belonged in the Totally Unreadable thread yesterday. People were legitimately concerned about how this accident would affect Stewart's reputation nationally. I made a few jokes on Twitter about jumping into the road and yelling at Tony Stewart before venturing over to my Bookfaces to read the flamewars and nearly throw up.