One less Xmas card your going to get...

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I don't even know who this thread is about.

State Comptroller Atkins.

[Bort]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

[Bort]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

[Bort]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

A WOMAN IS DEAD!

[PenFoe]

A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

[Bort]

A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?

Hoped you tipped him because you have MUCHO VIGOR today.

[Yeti]

A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.

She championed gay rights, which is important to Thrilldo