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Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #120 on: March 29, 2018, 02:09:52 PM »
I'm hoping Jason just needed a "Try Not to Suck" shirt in Japanese to finally get it.
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SKO

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #121 on: April 05, 2018, 11:32:47 PM »
He hit a ball so hard it broke Corey Knebel, so that's a start
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #122 on: April 06, 2018, 01:59:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2018, 11:32:47 PM
He hit a ball so hard it broke Corey Knebel, so that's a start

He should break more pitchers imo
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Re: Can Jason Heyward Fucking Hit Ever
« Reply #123 on: April 06, 2018, 07:18:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 05, 2018, 11:32:47 PM
He hit a ball so hard it broke Corey Knebel, so that's a start

For the Brewers, I'm really not sure which was the greater indignity.
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