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Canadouche

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No Deadservations
« on: June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM »
Anthony Bourdain, 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?
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M'lady.

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 09:59:49 AM »
Cooked.
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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Wheezer

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2018, 12:39:38 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM
Anthony Bourdaine, 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

Depression lies.
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2018, 09:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

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Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. “Graveyard Confidential.” That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2018, 11:00:50 AM »
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 08, 2018, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

De-Canada'd

Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. "Graveyard Confidential." That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!

Or you can just elect to improve on an inferior thread title by dropping in your own suggestion without the lecture, as is generally the custom with the Dead Pool.

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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Saul Goodman

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2018, 12:58:14 PM »
Quote from: Huey Potatohead on June 09, 2018, 11:00:50 AM
Quote from: Saul Goodman on June 08, 2018, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: Canadouche on June 08, 2018, 09:00:07 AM
Anthony Bourdain   e  , 61, by suicide. What the fuck is going on these days?

De-Canada'd

Also, this is an objectively bad and lazy title. Boo. Boo that man. "Graveyard Confidential." That took two seconds to think of and is way better. Boo!

Or you can just elect to improve on an inferior thread title by dropping in your own suggestion without the lecture, as is generally the custom with the Dead Pool.

86'd.

86'd is good! See, that wouldn't have happened without the griping.
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You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Bort

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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2018, 05:10:08 PM »
Stiff As a Bourdain?
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2018, 11:38:17 PM »
No Respirations
(Now in) Parts Unknown
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Re: No Deadservations
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2018, 04:00:45 PM »
O proud death,
What feast is toward in thine eternal cell

Hamlet, Act V
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