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J. Walter Weatherman

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Satan charges up his car battery
« on: September 19, 2018, 10:37:28 PM »
Ex-CPD shitstain Jon Burge, off to enjoy his pension in the only place worse than Florida:

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/19/649725071/former-chicago-police-commander-accused-of-torture-dies-at-70

No cause of death mentioned. I hope someone suffocated him with a typewriter cover.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Satan charges up his car battery
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 10:39:10 PM »
Also... Fuck Daley, fuck Dick Devine and fuck the FOP.
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Re: Satan charges up his car battery
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2018, 10:35:46 AM »
I see Thrill's mellowed in his old  age.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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R-V

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Re: Satan charges up his car battery
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2018, 11:12:39 AM »
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 20, 2018, 10:35:46 AMI see Thrill's mellowed in his old  age.

I know, give the guy a break right? He only administered a few decades of systematic torture, false confessions and wrongful imprisonment.

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Re: Satan charges up his car battery
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2018, 06:20:10 PM »
Quote from: R-V on September 20, 2018, 11:12:39 AM
Quote from: World's #1 Astros Fan on September 20, 2018, 10:35:46 AMI see Thrill's mellowed in his old  age.

I know, give the guy a break right? He only administered a few decades of systematic torture, false confessions and wrongful imprisonment.

Yeah. I wanted to come up with a good joke thread title, but I just want Satan to be putting this dude's dick in a meat grinder.
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