Ted Lilly. A Cub.

[InternetApex]

No Chuck.

[Saul Goodman]

No Sterling.

At least we agree on No, Chuck.

[BigDrinky]

At least I should feel a little less weird about wearing my Ted Lilly Cubs jersey to Wrigley this summer.  Probably not much less, though.

[Brownie]

At least I should feel a little less weird about wearing my Ted Lilly Cubs jersey to Wrigley this summer.  Probably not much less, though.

Anyone wearing a Lilly jersey would be a friend of mine. Don't know if that makes you feel more or less weird, though.

[PenFoe]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

[SKO]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

[Yeti]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

[SKO]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

[Quality Start Machine]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

[CT III]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

[InternetApex]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

We get it. You blew him.

[CT III]

Someone better watch their ass.

Retired professional baseball player Ted Lilly has been charged with insurance fraud in San Luis Obispo County.

Does anyone remember where exactly the Ted Lilly Is an Axe Murderer meme began? Just curious. Feels like there was never a time I heard the name Ted Lilly without thinking of it.

I think Kerm established it shortly after Lilly joined the Cubs.

Earliest reference I could find http://hirejimessian.com/2007/04/04/post-game-notes-cubs-at-reds-april-4-2007/

Hmm. Even that quote almost seems like it was already established, but barring further evidence I will declare Kerm the Progenitor of the meme.

Now if only we could get some kind of evidence that Kerm was real, and not some kind of myth.

Sounds like someone needs to hit the red-hot DuPage improv scene.

I can confirm that the Kerm character is alive and well.

We get it. You blew him.

Why would I do that? He's not even a Cubs blogger.

[Brownie]

There are 425 Hall of Fame voters for whom you might want to request a wellness check. Ted Lilly didn't receive a vote, making it easy for him to figure out who snubbed him.