2018: Everyone is the Worst

[Yeti]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

[Quality Start Machine]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

We get it, the free wifi you mooch from is at the local grade school, and you can't get close enough for signal.

[Yeti]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

We get it, the free wifi you mooch from is at the local grade school, and you can't get close enough for signal.

I make the 7 year old in the basement with a cell phone turn on his wifi hotspot

[Wheezer]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

We get it, the free wifi you mooch from is at the local grade school, and you can't get close enough for signal.

I make the 7 year old in the basement with a cell phone turn on his wifi hotspot

Blond hair, interested in sailing?

[Wheezer]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

So, sometime in 2020?

[Wheezer]

For how much longer are the picks going to remain shrouded in mystery?

That's a far more polite query than our more standard WHERE'S THE FUCKING DEAD POOL THRILLHO YOU FUCKING BUM

I don't expect Thrill to whomp that up until June or July. Nonetheless, I thought Yeti was maintaining the lists. I mean, scripting in R can't be that hard.

I'm alive. No extension, and I'll get working on it when I'm damn good and ready

So, sometime in 2020?

G-DAMMIT, Yeti. Did you just happen to put the Dead Pool itself in all of your slots? It's going to pop out of a cake at the next deadline?