Valentine's Day

[Ivy6]

Ebert, with the win:

"Valentine's Day" is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.

I've long felt that Ebert's bad reviews are imminently enjoyable to read.

Similarly, I've long felt that malapropisms are imminently enjoyable to read.

LOWEST FORM OF LIFE.  HUEY'S REVENGE IS IMMINENT

[MAD]

Ebert, with the win:

"Valentine's Day" is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.

I've long felt that Ebert's bad reviews are imminently enjoyable to read.

Similarly, I've long felt that malapropisms are imminently enjoyable to read.

LOWEST FORM OF LIFE.  HUEY'S REVENGE IS IMMINENT

I was just saying that his bad reviews are always soon-to-be enjoyable.

What?

[Slaky]

Ebert, with the win:

"Valentine's Day" is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again.

I've long felt that Ebert's bad reviews are imminently enjoyable to read.

Similarly, I've long felt that malapropisms are imminently enjoyable to read.

LOWEST FORM OF LIFE.  HUEY'S REVENGE IS IMMINENT

I was just saying that his bad reviews are always soon-to-be enjoyable.

What?

I subsequently enjoyed this exchange.

[Yeti]

This movie is Love, Actually: V-Day Edition. Just a crappier version. At least in Love, Actually, we could actually like the characters a lot. There was the cute little kid that you can care for. You can kind of like, well, no one else. It's a romance movie so each person that we're *supposed* to care about gets a happy ending. Nothing special. Anne Hathaway's character is kind of entertaining at times and Bradley Cooper:

EIAN wants to see it, too.  You know why?  That goddamn Bradley Cooper.

I hope you saw it, IAN. There was a nice twist that you might have had a nice point and laugh moment to the wife

[powen01]

This movie is Love, Actually: V-Day Edition. Just a crappier version. At least in Love, Actually, we could actually like the characters a lot. There was the cute little kid that you can care for. You can kind of like, well, no one else. It's a romance movie so each person that we're *supposed* to care about gets a happy ending. Nothing special. Anne Hathaway's character is kind of entertaining at times and Bradley Cooper:

EIAN wants to see it, too.  You know why?  That goddamn Bradley Cooper.

I hope you saw it, IAN. There was a nice twist that you might have had a nice point and laugh moment to the wife

I want one too, but I think we're talking about different movies.

[Yeti]

This movie is Love, Actually: V-Day Edition. Just a crappier version. At least in Love, Actually, we could actually like the characters a lot. There was the cute little kid that you can care for. You can kind of like, well, no one else. It's a romance movie so each person that we're *supposed* to care about gets a happy ending. Nothing special. Anne Hathaway's character is kind of entertaining at times and Bradley Cooper:

EIAN wants to see it, too.  You know why?  That goddamn Bradley Cooper.

I hope you saw it, IAN. There was a nice twist that you might have had a nice point and laugh moment to the wife

I want one too, but I think we're talking about different movies.

I can assist if you need it.

[powen01]

This movie is Love, Actually: V-Day Edition. Just a crappier version. At least in Love, Actually, we could actually like the characters a lot. There was the cute little kid that you can care for. You can kind of like, well, no one else. It's a romance movie so each person that we're *supposed* to care about gets a happy ending. Nothing special. Anne Hathaway's character is kind of entertaining at times and Bradley Cooper:

EIAN wants to see it, too.  You know why?  That goddamn Bradley Cooper.

I hope you saw it, IAN. There was a nice twist that you might have had a nice point and laugh moment to the wife

I want one too, but I think we're talking about different movies.

I can assist if you need it.

Do you own a model train set?

[Yeti]

This movie is Love, Actually: V-Day Edition. Just a crappier version. At least in Love, Actually, we could actually like the characters a lot. There was the cute little kid that you can care for. You can kind of like, well, no one else. It's a romance movie so each person that we're *supposed* to care about gets a happy ending. Nothing special. Anne Hathaway's character is kind of entertaining at times and Bradley Cooper:

EIAN wants to see it, too.  You know why?  That goddamn Bradley Cooper.

I hope you saw it, IAN. There was a nice twist that you might have had a nice point and laugh moment to the wife

I want one too, but I think we're talking about different movies.

I can assist if you need it.

Do you own a model train set?

I've been known to ride the midnight meat train

[PenFoe]

Old joke.  Sex in the City the Movie, right?

Yeah.  Used by Fork, of course.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5945.0

Re-purposed by Pen here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6798.0

I was unaware of this meme when I did my Glee post.
Had I only known, I would have deferred to Fork.

Because it's funny.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Old joke.  Sex in the City the Movie, right?

Yeah.  Used by Fork, of course.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5945.0

Re-purposed by Pen here:

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6798.0

I was unaware of this meme when I did my Glee post.
Had I only known, I would have deferred to Fork.

Because it's funny.

Deferring to Fork is always funny.