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Powdered Toast Man

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The Great Gatsby
« on: May 23, 2012, 08:12:08 AM »
The Great Gatsby trailer.



Why the hell is this in 3D?
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 08:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 23, 2012, 08:12:08 AM
Why the hell is this in 3D?

QuoteThe trailer and poster for Baz Luhrmann's adaptation...

There you go.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 08:56:56 AM »
Baz Lurhmann? I know what I'm never fucking watching in a million years.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 09:13:19 AM »
This trailer has a depressing lack of jazz music ... and Sam Waterston.

(however, the green light was a nice touch, as were the Eyes of Dr. Eckleburg)

But this movie is going to suck.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 09:14:10 AM »
Quote from: Bort on May 23, 2012, 08:56:56 AM
Baz Lurhmann? I know what I'm never fucking watching in a million years.

Are you kidding me?  You're clearly forgetting his track record: Romeo and Juliet; Moulin Rouge; Australia...

... oh, wait.  I swee what you mean.  Yeah, I'm never seeing this, either.

On the subject of Moulin Rouge, I watched (about half of) it having been told by a friend that it was possibly the greatest film ever.  You can imagine my disappointment.  Worst film ever?  Worst film ever.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 09:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 23, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 23, 2012, 08:56:56 AM
Baz Lurhmann? I know what I'm never fucking watching in a million years.

Are you kidding me?  You're clearly forgetting his track record: Romeo and Juliet; Moulin Rouge; Australia...

... oh, wait.  I swee what you mean.  Yeah, I'm never seeing this, either.

On the subject of Moulin Rouge, I watched (about half of) it having been told by a friend that it was possibly the greatest film ever.  You can imagine my disappointment.  Worst film ever?  Worst film ever.

But what if you got laid for the first time while that movie was on in the background? Would that change your opinion? No, I still think it's shit.
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 10:12:33 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
Quote from: Tonker on May 23, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
Quote from: Bort on May 23, 2012, 08:56:56 AM
Baz Lurhmann? I know what I'm never fucking watching in a million years.

Are you kidding me?  You're clearly forgetting his track record: Romeo and Juliet; Moulin Rouge; Australia...

... oh, wait.  I swee what you mean.  Yeah, I'm never seeing this, either.

On the subject of Moulin Rouge, I watched (about half of) it having been told by a friend that it was possibly the greatest film ever.  You can imagine my disappointment.  Worst film ever?  Worst film ever.

But what if you got laid for the first time while that movie was on in the background? Would that change your opinion? No, I still think it's shit.

But you got engaged a week later, so it couldn't have been that bad
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 10:13:31 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
But what if you got laid for the first time while that movie was on in the background?

Then it's probably a memorable experience for you. I hope he was gentle.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 10:19:03 AM »
Quote from: Eli on May 23, 2012, 10:13:31 AM
Quote from: SKO on May 23, 2012, 09:52:27 AM
But what if you got laid for the first time while that movie was on in the background?

Then it's probably a memorable experience for you. I hope he was gentle.

Well, I LOL'd. Not a bad shot by Dubbs, either. Although I'd have expected him to go with the dude angle.
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Re: The Great Gatsby
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 11:20:11 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 23, 2012, 08:23:24 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 23, 2012, 08:12:08 AM
Why the hell is this in 3D?

QuoteThe trailer and poster for Baz Luhrmann's adaptation...

There you go.

When am I free to wear sunscreen?
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